A/N: Hiya guys thanks for all your reviews! I know this has taken ages its just I was completely stuck for ideas, along with the fact I was updating under a different account!
"Now," Said Sirius, pacing back and forth "to start off, you need to know how to talk to girls."
"Ok…." James sighed uncertainly, leaning back in his chair.
"Well, to tell you the truth we couldn't get a real girl…….so." Sirius strode out of the room and dragged Remus in, who was wearing a very fake blonde wig and pink blusher on his already blushing cheeks.
"I hate you guys so much right now…" Remus clarified, folding his arms.
"Quit complaining." Peter snapped, also walking into the room, obviously he had applied the make up to Remus.
"Now, Remus you sit next to James….that's right and Peter…um…you can be a random person in the background."
"Whatever…" Peter muttered.
"Right, James, lets see what you got."
James and Remus blushed animatedly and sat there in silence.
"Dude!" James complained at Sirius "I can't do this…."
"WHY NOT!" Black shouted.
"It's Remus for crying out loud!!"
Sirius sighed "look let me show you how it's done in the professional league."
"Be my guest," James stood up, and Sirius took up the space.
"Now watch closely Jimmy boy."
Remus stared at his feet, trying not to make eye contact with Sirius.
"So…Remiata, do you come here often?"
James and Peter burst into fits of laughter.
"What?" Sirius enquired.
"You actually use that line!?" James had tears of delight in his eyes. He reached under his glasses and wiped away his tears.
"No, I'm telling you mate…" Sirius defended "It works, they think it's cute!"
"Yeah whatever." Peter giggled "Just don't tell them your middle name!!"
Remus and James fell on the floor laughing their head off. Sirius throw looks of fire at them.
"Yeah Sirius Ga…." But before James could finish, Sirius had landed onto of James.
"IT'S A FAMILY NAME OK!!" Sirius yelled.
"Ok Sirius," James chuckled "Easy boy…"
Sirius stood up and brushed off invisible dust "Right you don't want my help…fine!"
James wanted to know, he had to know who is crush was. But did he have to guts to do it?
A/N: ok next chapter he goes to the library!! Boring so far?
