Boys in Barney

by Tenshi Ni Tsuite No Genjitsu (a.k.a. Angel of Reality)
Hello, fanfic readers. This is my first Yugioh fic. No, it's not my FIRST fic, it's just my first Yugioh one. If any of you are interested in Sailor Moon, then be my guest and you can even skim through them if you want. They're not the best of the best, but they were written with my best effort. ^_^

ANYWAY! I'm sure there are many other humor fics like this, but you can count on this one-this can be pretty bizzare. Just read ^_^ If you want to flame, go ahead. Ok? Ok.
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"What?! But I don't wanna. Come on, please! I have better things to do than-what? You're coming now? But you can't!" Joey whined into the telephone. The person he appeared to be talking to was his aunt.

"Joey, I'm not repeating myself. I depend on you to take care of my dear son." His aunt said sternly.

"Can't Shizuka take care of him?" Shizkua is Joey's sister. (The one you all know that's named Serenity)

"Oh, so you want your sister to take care of him instead? And where do you think she is? Perhaps at a friends' house? Certainly not at your house, I suppose."

"Gahh." His aunt knew him too well. He'd think that he can get his aunt to ask Shizuka to take care of thier cousin, while Shizuka isn't really there so neither of them really has to take the responsiblity.

"I'm coming now. And you better be there, Joey." With that, she hung up.

"Awwww!" After that, Joey cursed. He sulked away from the telephone, not bothering to put the phone back onto it's holder.
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The doorbell rang. Joey dragged himself to the door and opened it.

"Hello Joey. Here's Joseph. Jr!" She grinned while looking at a tiny, cute, and adorable boy who was standing next to her legs. He had the excact same hairstlye as he did, and the same dark brown eyes. Definatly a mini Joey.

Joey was not excited about this. It was not amusing at all to him that his baby cousin was named after him. Plus with the fact that Joseph is practically a miniature of Joey.

"I'll leave you two boys alone. If he's hungry, he'll tell you what he wants to eat. I'll be back tonight at 9:00 P.M. Alright? Ta ta!" Joey looked at the clock. It was about 8:00 in the morning. He almost cried. He would have to babysit for 13 hours.

His aunt then handed him money in case for the food, then trotted away.

"Hey, don't I get paid???" He yelled.

"Oh, yeah. Well, if you have left over money from buying food, it's yours." She laughed, got in her car, and drove away.

Joey leaned on the door, watching the car. He sighed REALLY big.' That's my aunt...' he thought. 'Unfortunatly,' he added.

Then Joey closed the door and looked at the little boy. He was chewing on Joey's shoelaces.

"GHHAAA!" He stumbled back, tearing the shoelace from Joseph's mouth. He tripped on the shoelace and fell.

Joseph just stared and walked to the blond that was laying on the floor who was annoucning to himself...
"I need serious help."
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Ok, well....there you go. A first, short chapter freashly delivered. I hope it was ok. Comment anything about the story.
^_^ see you all laterz.

Note: I don't know if Joey actually has an aunt. If he does, well...he does.