STILL DRINKING

Parody of "Still Waiting" by Sum 41

Written by Philip Moore

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So am I still drinking

'Til I'm hallucinating

Can't find a good reason

To put this mug of beer down

Tonight, I'm hanging with my friends

No plans to get out of hand

But in time, I got pretty wasted

And then I started acring stupid

I strted talking loudly and

Using pick-up lines that were cheesy, like

"Hey, is it ever hot in here or

Is it just you, my friend."

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Eat lard from a dirty ashtray?

If it pays, I'm the first in line

At last call, I was out like a light

Mostly because I lost a fight

Come morning, I feel horrendous

Face down in a pile of my sickness

So, tell me, what did I do?

I don't wanna know? Oh, God!

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This can't last forever

Watching the tape is better

Oh, I didn't do that! Don't show me that!

What am eating there this time?

THAT'S GROSS!

THAT'S GROSS!

THAT'S GROSS!

THAT'S GROSS!

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