Those darn Jehovah's witnesses.

This isn't really my story, but I thought it was funny, and it perfectly describes my feelings. I will probably be flamed for this, but I don't really care. Please read and review. Bye!!!!
My first Saturday relaxing in my new home when I heard the door bell ring. I got up to see if it was a new neighbor needing a cup of sugar or welcoming me on the block. "Hello" I said with a grin "Can I help you?" They replied "No but I can help you." I looked up and down noticing the business suit and tie. The only people I know that on a Saturday morning knock on your door and dress like that is Jehovah's Witnesses. A short man who looked like he was over dressed for a job interview at K- mart asked in a quite voice "What party do you vote for? What did this question have to do with religion? I thought... I knew this was a loaded question but I answered quickly. "I vote independent." The man replied "Good! " Very good..." What if I told you you could vote for someone that could change you and your families life for the better right now... would you vote for him?" Knowing the trap which was laid in front of me I answered "SURE!" He then pulled a pamphlet from his jacket pocket and said "By voting to put God in your heart you can change your life and your families life for ever!" My grin became larger as I tried to hold back my laughter. I couldn't help but note this was a beautiful way to introduce the idea. My next response was meant to ensnare my victim in the same way but also to make him feel in command. "How do you know there is a God?" This question is common, almost as common as the answer he gave. "You see this house? It didn't evolve from dust right? It was made by it's designer from the ground up. You are more complex than a house aren't you?" You don't think this house could be put together by chance do you? So why would you believe you were?" Yep, That was response # 1. The complexity argument. It's one of the easiest ways to trap an armchair evolutionist and convert them to armchair scientist. Just learning you came from an ape doesn't explain the complex human anatomy. It seems as though everything is perfectly placed. The armchair evolutionist usually has little answer to this question but a little open mind can go a long way. "Isn't a God more complex than a human? Where did IT come from?" I said. I was ready for reply #2 and he didn't disappoint. "God didn't have to be made, it was here all along. It is eternal and infinite." To which I said "So why can't I say the laws of Natural Selection/Evolution have always been here? At least there is evidence of evolution, there is none for a God." The response was that glassy eyed "Yeah right!" as he told me of the ridiculousness of coming from ape. "You believe you came from an APE! HEHEHE" I replied as I pointed to the women helper with him "And you believe you came from a spare rib? HAHAHA! ("Ge:2:22: And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.) Think about it... That wouldn't even fly as a Star Trek movie." There is mountains of evidence to support humans came from primates but NONE that suggest a women is a rib. The FACT that 98.7% of human and primate DNA is the same. The fact that our DNA is more similar to chimps than chimps to gorillas is a widely known FACT. The women quickly walked off my porch and looked at me as if she was looking at the devil himself. She actually wouldn't go back on the porch after that.