SUPER-SIZED MEAL

Parody of "All the Small Things" by Blink 182

Written by Philip Moore

(I want) All the big things, large onion rings

Plus a large fry, pie on the side

Always, I know, I'll have a taco

Talking, eating butterscotch pudding

CHORUS ONE

Say it ain't so, oh, my God, no

My cholesterol isn't that low

(Banana, banana, banana-na four times)

Late night, come home to twelve burritos

Chips and burgers here for me, another bypass surgery

CHORUS

CHORUS TWO

Say it ain't so, oh, my God, no

My cholesterol isn't that low

What should I do? I've got no clue

If it involves eating less food

CHORUS THREE

Say it ain't so, oh, my God, no

My cholesterol isn't that low

What should I do? I've got no clue

If it involves, if it involves

Eating less food