Chapter 3
A/N~ Nessa- that's just wrong! Kits said we need to keep this clean so she can read it and her mom doesn't pull the Dennis Quaid-porn thing again! ~ (This is fun- ~~~~~~ LOL!)
"Oh. My gosh, Vanessa!" I exclaimed. "I was totally joking!"
"I wasn't!" Vanessa yelled as she pulled the Hobbit away. Soon Merry and I heard Pippin start screaming, "Let me go! Let me go! Help me, Merry!" (I felt sorry for the Hobbit, but I was scared to go over there!)
I looked down at Merry and saw fear in his cute blue-grey eyes. "Are you going to do that to me?" he asked as I realized that I was still holding him tightly.
"No," I told him and saw him relax slightly. "If I let you go, will you run away?"
"No, as long as you don't hurt me like that person"
"Vanessa," I interjected.
"-Vanessa," he corrected, "is doing to my cousin."
"I won't," I promised loosening my grip. "I just wanna talk."
"All right. That sounds OK!" he agreed. "What do you want to talk about?"
"I dunno."
"Do you wanna go lift some mushrooms from Farmer Maggot?" he inquired. "Cos I'm HUNGRY!"
"You're a Hobbit- when aren't you hungry?" I asked, being the smart aleck I am.
"Never," he replied sheepishly as we walked towards Farmer Maggot's fields, leaving our best friends behind, mine torturing his. How appropriate! ;)
"This is fun!" I whispered to Merry as we were making off with some mushrooms (for him) and some carrots (for me). "Let's head back to the tree, it's almost dark. It was morning when we left!"
"Aye, we should return. Do you think Pip is gonna be scarred for life?" he asked me innocently. "Can you protect me from your friend?"
"Oh, my gosh! He is so incredibly cute! Sexy, too!" I thought. Aloud I only said, "I don't know whether Pippin will be scarred, but, yes, I will protect you. If she lays one hand on my Hobbit, someone's getting their butt wupped!"
"So I'm your Hobbit now?"
"For protective purposes, yes."
"OK, just making sure!" he replied, grinning at me.
"Hey, Merry, look! It's Pip and Nessa!"
Pippin was sitting several feet away from Vanessa, looking extremely scared. Merry shouted something and Pippin looked up. Seeing the mushrooms in his cousin's arms, Pippin smiled, and yelled that he wanted some.
"Vanessa, what the heck did you do to him?"
"Well..." she said.
A/N~ Well, Vanessa, what did you do? Take it away, Nessie!
A/N~ Nessa- that's just wrong! Kits said we need to keep this clean so she can read it and her mom doesn't pull the Dennis Quaid-porn thing again! ~ (This is fun- ~~~~~~ LOL!)
"Oh. My gosh, Vanessa!" I exclaimed. "I was totally joking!"
"I wasn't!" Vanessa yelled as she pulled the Hobbit away. Soon Merry and I heard Pippin start screaming, "Let me go! Let me go! Help me, Merry!" (I felt sorry for the Hobbit, but I was scared to go over there!)
I looked down at Merry and saw fear in his cute blue-grey eyes. "Are you going to do that to me?" he asked as I realized that I was still holding him tightly.
"No," I told him and saw him relax slightly. "If I let you go, will you run away?"
"No, as long as you don't hurt me like that person"
"Vanessa," I interjected.
"-Vanessa," he corrected, "is doing to my cousin."
"I won't," I promised loosening my grip. "I just wanna talk."
"All right. That sounds OK!" he agreed. "What do you want to talk about?"
"I dunno."
"Do you wanna go lift some mushrooms from Farmer Maggot?" he inquired. "Cos I'm HUNGRY!"
"You're a Hobbit- when aren't you hungry?" I asked, being the smart aleck I am.
"Never," he replied sheepishly as we walked towards Farmer Maggot's fields, leaving our best friends behind, mine torturing his. How appropriate! ;)
"This is fun!" I whispered to Merry as we were making off with some mushrooms (for him) and some carrots (for me). "Let's head back to the tree, it's almost dark. It was morning when we left!"
"Aye, we should return. Do you think Pip is gonna be scarred for life?" he asked me innocently. "Can you protect me from your friend?"
"Oh, my gosh! He is so incredibly cute! Sexy, too!" I thought. Aloud I only said, "I don't know whether Pippin will be scarred, but, yes, I will protect you. If she lays one hand on my Hobbit, someone's getting their butt wupped!"
"So I'm your Hobbit now?"
"For protective purposes, yes."
"OK, just making sure!" he replied, grinning at me.
"Hey, Merry, look! It's Pip and Nessa!"
Pippin was sitting several feet away from Vanessa, looking extremely scared. Merry shouted something and Pippin looked up. Seeing the mushrooms in his cousin's arms, Pippin smiled, and yelled that he wanted some.
"Vanessa, what the heck did you do to him?"
"Well..." she said.
A/N~ Well, Vanessa, what did you do? Take it away, Nessie!
