Chapter 1 ~¤The HP Auction¤
Üailroch: *Steps up to the podeum* Welcome everyone. I'll be your auctionier today. Since I can't bid as payment for me doing this I get to pick one character. I'll take my favorite. The ever hot Snape! *jumps up and down*
Stage Hand 1: *drags out Serveus Snape*
Üailroch: Bring out the others please. We will auction off Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Tom Riddle, Sirius Black, *waits for poeple to be silent or atlest to calm down* Alright may I go on?
Celebloth: If you must!
Üailroch: I must. *Grins* Remus Lupin, James Potter, who is alive, Lilly Potter, also alive, Petunia Dursly, Dudly, Veron Dursly, Minerva McGonagall, Albus Dumbledor, Petter Petigrew, Fred Weasly, George Weasly, Ginny Weasly, Ron Weasly, Percy Weasly, Charlie Weasly, Bill Weasly, Hermione Granger, something Filtwick, Cedric Diggroy, whom is alive, and Rebus Hagrid. Oh and Trelawny.
Hinivatana: YEAH!!!!!!!
Üailroch: You need help. Anyways they can't do anything against their will, though you can convince someone of almost everything. They will not get their wands back, you get the wands. *grins at the excited looks* You may only vote for one person! Then you get them for a month! Keep it rated PG. You get to write it or I can if you want me to. *smiles warmly to Snape*
Snape: You bloody muggle! Let me go you Gryffindor wanna-be!!! *struggles to get free*
Üailroch: *starres open mouthed* Sevie! I'm insaulted!! I despise Gryffindor. Slytherin means everything to me.
Faith: It does! Her walls are covered with pictures of Snape, Draco, and Slytherin in general!
Üailroch: *glarres* Your lucky your not co-author. Any way post in review your bid. Or email me at jenny_lupin@yahoo.com with your bid. (A/N: She is doing the acution so that it is more fair and I dont give them to my friends)
James: Jenny Lupin?
Üailroch: Yes. Do you have a problem with my email? *gives him a death glare*
James: No not at all *trys to push chair farther back*
Üailroch: Good. *goes over to Snape* Sevvie dear
Snape: DON"T CALL ME THAT!
Üailroch: Serveus. Your going to have to stay tied up until after everyone is sold. *Snape glarres at her and she quickly kisses his cheek* It's not that bad Sevvie.
Harry: Excuse me, I thought Cedric was dead! And the same with my mum and dad!
Üailroch: Do to the power of the Nazgul (A/N:I know wrong story). Or the fact I'm writing this and can do what I want, they are alive! *evil cackle*
Voldemort: Shut up!
Üailroch: *looks hurt* Maybe I should let the fan girls through....
Most HP characters: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sirius: Say sorry!
Voldemort: NO!
Sirius: YES!
Voldemort: No!
Sirius: YES!!!
Üailroch: Shut up now and I'll keep them out. *crickets are heard* Better. Bids end on 4/4/03 *smiles* Start bidding!
(A/N: I rated it PG because some people may not like the idea of bidding on people. Also you only get one HP character. You can have one Hp, one LOTR, and one Star Wars character if you want to. They will be on another page though)
Üailroch: *Steps up to the podeum* Welcome everyone. I'll be your auctionier today. Since I can't bid as payment for me doing this I get to pick one character. I'll take my favorite. The ever hot Snape! *jumps up and down*
Stage Hand 1: *drags out Serveus Snape*
Üailroch: Bring out the others please. We will auction off Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Tom Riddle, Sirius Black, *waits for poeple to be silent or atlest to calm down* Alright may I go on?
Celebloth: If you must!
Üailroch: I must. *Grins* Remus Lupin, James Potter, who is alive, Lilly Potter, also alive, Petunia Dursly, Dudly, Veron Dursly, Minerva McGonagall, Albus Dumbledor, Petter Petigrew, Fred Weasly, George Weasly, Ginny Weasly, Ron Weasly, Percy Weasly, Charlie Weasly, Bill Weasly, Hermione Granger, something Filtwick, Cedric Diggroy, whom is alive, and Rebus Hagrid. Oh and Trelawny.
Hinivatana: YEAH!!!!!!!
Üailroch: You need help. Anyways they can't do anything against their will, though you can convince someone of almost everything. They will not get their wands back, you get the wands. *grins at the excited looks* You may only vote for one person! Then you get them for a month! Keep it rated PG. You get to write it or I can if you want me to. *smiles warmly to Snape*
Snape: You bloody muggle! Let me go you Gryffindor wanna-be!!! *struggles to get free*
Üailroch: *starres open mouthed* Sevie! I'm insaulted!! I despise Gryffindor. Slytherin means everything to me.
Faith: It does! Her walls are covered with pictures of Snape, Draco, and Slytherin in general!
Üailroch: *glarres* Your lucky your not co-author. Any way post in review your bid. Or email me at jenny_lupin@yahoo.com with your bid. (A/N: She is doing the acution so that it is more fair and I dont give them to my friends)
James: Jenny Lupin?
Üailroch: Yes. Do you have a problem with my email? *gives him a death glare*
James: No not at all *trys to push chair farther back*
Üailroch: Good. *goes over to Snape* Sevvie dear
Snape: DON"T CALL ME THAT!
Üailroch: Serveus. Your going to have to stay tied up until after everyone is sold. *Snape glarres at her and she quickly kisses his cheek* It's not that bad Sevvie.
Harry: Excuse me, I thought Cedric was dead! And the same with my mum and dad!
Üailroch: Do to the power of the Nazgul (A/N:I know wrong story). Or the fact I'm writing this and can do what I want, they are alive! *evil cackle*
Voldemort: Shut up!
Üailroch: *looks hurt* Maybe I should let the fan girls through....
Most HP characters: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sirius: Say sorry!
Voldemort: NO!
Sirius: YES!
Voldemort: No!
Sirius: YES!!!
Üailroch: Shut up now and I'll keep them out. *crickets are heard* Better. Bids end on 4/4/03 *smiles* Start bidding!
(A/N: I rated it PG because some people may not like the idea of bidding on people. Also you only get one HP character. You can have one Hp, one LOTR, and one Star Wars character if you want to. They will be on another page though)
