TLP's AN: Well, here's the next episode minna... sorry about the wait, my fault. Miri had her part written and the story sat in my email inbox for a good week and a half before I pulled it out tonight. Hope you enjoy ^_^

Miri's AN: Hi all! I'm sooo glad that you are reading this! *grins* I wanna thank MK for giving me my new title of Official SMRFF Ego-Booster! That means SOOOO much to me! (And I'm sure that TLP has something to do with it) You never can tell what those pigs are up to, ne? ^^ Anyways, thanks to Kell, Krystal, and Ely! Y'all are the bestest! Special thanks to TLP! I have been difficult write with lately and he's been too kind to put up with that when he didn't have to! THANK YOU! Have a nice read, you guys!

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"So what's up with these events TLP?" said Raye, her arms crossed.

"Yeah, and why don't I have too many lines in this script?" asked Lita. "And where are Luna and Artemis, anyway?"

TLP glanced at Miri, who glanced back blankly.

"I thought you were going to do that..." they said simultaneously.

Miri sighed. "Alright..." She pulled out a notebook and scrawled a few notes down with a pencil. A black hole opened above Raye and two screams could be heard as Luna and Artemis fell from the hole and landed on Raye.

"ACK!" screamed Raye. "Get off of me! You're clawing at my face!!!"

"Oh, sorry," said Artemis as he maliciously clawed further into her scalp. "It's a reaction that we cats have... can't be helped."

Luna scowled at him from the ground, where she had landed after leaping from Raye.

"Artemis, you know better, get down from there!"

Artemis grinned innocently and bounced from Raye's head, taking a tuft of hair with him. He leapt into Mina's arms.

"Alright, so now rather than being stuck in a black limbo forever, I am now in what appears to be a very dismal-looking cell..."

"Yea," said TLP. "I'm sorry, but it can't be helped. DiC still has some power here... even if we are in charge of the story, you know, their characters, their world..."

"Does anybody want to fill me in on where I am and what's been happening?"
cried Artemis.

"Well, the five of us and Darien and Andrew..." Mina trailed off as she glanced around for Andrew. "Andrew? Where'd he go?"

"I can continue the story," said TLP, as everyone suddenly seemed interested in looking for their missing member rather than informing Artemis as to the plight. Artemis bounced over to TLP and jumped up onto his lap.

"Well, basically Miri and I started writing this story because I had this great idea. And Miri, being the incredibly creative person that she is decided that she would put you all into the world of Rainbow Brite... isn't that right Miri? Miri?" TLP glanced around for Miri, who had mysteriously disappeared.

"Oh, well, who cares? As I was saying...I'll continue to write the story and I guess I can get ya'll out of here as soon as...HEY! Where's my notebook! It's gone!" shrieked TLP, frantically looking for it.

"ACK! And the keys to the Pigmobile are gone too...."

The revving up of an engine is heard in the distance as the Pigmobile zooms by, containing Miri at the wheel and Andrew bound and gagged in the back seat.

"He's mine! ALLLLL mine! To the Pigcave! Yikes, and I can't even drive yet!" she cackled, swerving on and off the road.

"MIRI! Get back her with my car!" yelled TLP, jumping up and down as he choked on Miri's dust.

"ANDREW! That psycho girl stole him-lemme at her-lemme at her!" demanded Mina, glaring at TLP, "This is all YOUR fault you know!"

"WHAT? It's not my fault she's a crazy girl! And she...she has my caaarrrrRRRR!!!" whined TLP.

"Shut up! We have to find them, you swine! There must be another way to get them!" she shrieked, pointing at TLP. He gulped and looked around sheepishly. (Which is darn hard for a pig to do),"Welllll, there is one way..."

"And what's THAT?" demanded Mina.

TLP gulped again and continued: "Well, there's always the Pigbike..." he muttered, pointing to the bushs. "It was Miri's, y'know, since she can't drive...and, well, it can only hold two people..."

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Wile E. Coyote fitted the Acme flyswatter trap into it's position in the road. This time he would catch that darn roadrunner... And right on cue, "beep beep" echoed through the air. Mr. Coyote quickly spilled a pile of birdseed onto a large chalk "X" which he had drawn, and scrambled to the side of the road. He ducked behind a loose boulder and watched as the familiar figure of the Roadrunner sped closer and closer to his trap.

Right on cue, the roadrunner stopped on a dime and began pecking happily at the birdseed. The devious coyote sprang his trap... and nothing happened. Grumbling and upset, he sprang from his hiding place and ran for the roadrunner.

Meanwhile...

Miri sped down the deserted highway, cackling as she did so and altogether making her captive very, very nervous.

And close behind her...

"My goodness, you stupid PIG!! Can't you pedal any faster!!!?" screamed Mina.

Wheezing, TLP replied: "Well, it's kind of hard to pedal with four people and...and a HORSE riding on the back!" he yelled into the wind.

"FASTER, you fool! She's getting away with MY Andrew!"

"Ohhh, your Andrew, huh Mina?" snickered Serena, balancing on Raye's shoulders.

"Be quiet!" she yelled back, swatting at Serena with her hands. The Pigbike swerved dangerously as TLP lost his balance and the Pigbike began to tip over...

"Everyone lean to the left!" he screamed, struggling for control of the bike.

"Oh, what do YOU know, Bacon Boy!"

"We're all going to die!" sobbed Starlight.

"HEY! Don't call me that! Do you wanna save your boyfriend or not? And we are not going to die! Can't you see that I have everything completely under control?"

"He's not my boyfriend!"

"Oh, whatever, Mina!" Lita, holding on to Starlight's mane as the horse began to tremble. And TLP pedaled on....

Wile E. Coyote's ears pricked up as he heard the roadrunner come back to his trap again. Rubbing paws together wickedly, he watched his ploy unravel...

"Beep Beep!"

But it wasn't the roadrunner...

"Get out of the road!" screamed Miri as she sped towards the animals with all of the fury the Pigmobile could muster.

The coyote's mouth dropped to the pavement. The roadrunner jumped into the air and with a twinkle of his bird-feet, shouted "Beep be--" before he was plowed into the pavement. And Miri sped away, the cackling sound of maniacal laughter following behind her.

Wile E. Coyote stood in shock as the Pigmobile sped away.

"FASTER YOU STUPID PIG!" screamed a very loud young woman.

The coyote turned to see a bicycle tearing towards him at a furious pace. Piled onto it was not just the bicyclist, but a host of others.

"Outtamyway!" yelled TLP, without shouting. (AN from MIRI: What does this mean, how can you yell with out shouting? ^^;; TLP: You just can, alright...)

"Look out for the animal in the middle of the road!" shouted Mina, pointing at the splayed body of the Roadrunner.

TLP slammed on the brakes, and everyone tumbled onto the pavement.

Raye stood and rubbed her rear end. "ITAI! TLP, you really are an idiot!" She walked over and clubbed TLP over the head with her fist.

"Hey," commented TLP, rubbing his head. "If you're going to get your frustrations out on somebody, go get that coyote over there." He gestured to Wile E., who was still regarding the group with mild curiosity.

Raye rolled up her sleeves. Wile E. pulled nervously on the lever that activated his trap. Raye took a step forward. Sweat poured from the coyote's face. Raye shot him a menacing glare. The poor coyote pushed and pulled on the lever with all the fury of David Duchovany at a model shoot. Raye took another step. Wile E. jumped on the blasted lever. The trap sprung.

Four humans, a pony, and a roadrunner-pancake were thrown into the air by the giant fly-swatter. Everyone yelled.

"Hey, look!" shouted TLP suddenly. "It's the Pigmobile!"

And sure as the sun rises in the West after a night of partying, the group were heading directly for the Pigmobile.

"TLP!" shouted Amy. "You're the narrator! Do something!"

"I can't!" yelled TLP. "If I try to take over the story now, she'll fight back! I've never won a fight against her! Believe you me, you don't want to know about the 'Peanut Butter and Jelly' incident!"

"Ack!" shouted Raye as she struggled to keep her skirt closed. "My skirt is just not covering me as I'm falling through the air!"

TLP flushed bright red. Blood shot from his nose. "I will not look, I will not look, I will not look..."

Well, what comes up, must come down. And thus was the case with our supposed heroes. First Amy, followed by Raye, Mina, Lita, Usagi, and finally Starlight bounced onto the speeding pigmobile. Miri swerved the car in an effort to throw off the would-be rescuers.

TLP fell into a large mudpit off to the side of the road.

"OH MY GOSH!" screamed Miri. "It's raining the cast of Sailor Moon! Where's Darien? Ack! I can't see, Raye's on my windshield."

Miri switched on the windshield wipers. Raye went left, then right, left, then right, left, right... The car skittered more on the road. Raye became upset and ripped the windshield wipers from the front of the car. She growled meanly at Miri and began chanting.

"Mars F---"

"Oh no you don't!" screamed Miri as she drove the front of the pigmobile off the road and directly into Rainbow Brite's secret hideout.

Miri stepped out of the pigmobile and glanced around at all of the anime characters scattered around her, their eyes twirling.

"HEY!" yelled Rainbow Brite. "Who are YOU?"

"I am Miriamele, fanfic writer, got it?!"

"Excuse me? I am Rainbow Brite and this is my land and man too!" she snickered, pointing to Darien. Miri's glance fell on Darien in horror.

"OH! My poor Darien!" she cried, waving her arms madly before pointing at Rainbow Brite, "Let him go!"

"Ha, make me!" she sneered.

"I think I will, man-stealer!"

"Who are you calling a man-stealer? I see what's in the backseat of that stupid car of yours!"

"Shut up! The car isn't even mine and I WILL beat you and have Darien AND Andrew all to myself, you hear me?!"

"How you gonna do it?"

Miri thought for a few minutes, before grinning evilly. She pulled something from her pocket... TLP's magic notebook. She began scribbling madly.

"Hey, what's that?" sniffed Rainbow Brite, motioning towards the notebook.

"Hee hee hee... you'll see..." snickered Miri.

Without warning, Darien's hand gripped the pieces of Rainbow Brite's belt he still grasped in his hand. He tossed the belt to Miri. The belt reformed in mid-air. Miri caught it and slapped it around her waste.

"What the hey?" shouted Darien, confused. "I didn't want to throw that to you... how did you do that?"

Miri cackled maniacally. "I can control anything! With TLP's notebook and your belt I am no less than a god!"

"NOOOO!!!!" yelled Rainbow Brite, struggling to get to Miri before she could fasten the belt on, but it was already too late....

"MWhahahaha!! NOW I will be queen of Rainbow Land!" Miri cackled, as she shimmered and reappeared in the traditional Rainbow Brite outfit. Rainbow Brite was put into mud splattered shorts and a t-shirt.

"Oh no! You... you can't do this!" cried Rainbow Brite, falling to her knees.

"HA, try to stop me now!" she laughed, capturing Darien with a lasso in one swift movement and throwing him into the backseat with Andrew. "Come along now, boys! To the Pigcave! MWhahahaha!!"

Throwing the car into reverse, Miri sped out of the hideout, almost crashing into several angry Sailor Scouts. And then the Pigmobile spluttered once, twice and died.

"NOOOO! You can't do this to me!" screeched Miri... erm... Rainbow Brite, furiously beating on the gas petal.

The Scouts began walking towards her, eyes aglow with the thoughts of revenge...

"DARIEN! I'm gonna save him!" yelled Serena, wildly running at the car.

"Mwhhhfffff!!!!" answered Darien, attempting to break the bonds that held him.

However, Miri's look of horror only turned to one of delight as she put a hand to her new Rainbow belt. Sparkles filled the air, producing a Rainbow which situated itself under the Pigmobile, propelling it towards the Pigcave faster than ever.

"So long, suckers!" she cackled, waving at the groups of people that was slowly getting smaller and smaller....

"Darien!" cried Serena.

"Andrew!" yelled Mina.

"NOOOO!!" moaned Andrew and Darien simultaneously.

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"Hey Murky... look at the pretty Rainbow!" exclaimed Lurky gleefully, as the two walked away from their crash.

"That stupid Rainbow brat! I just KNOW she caused this!"

"Duhhhhhhh... Murky, that's not Rainbow Brite..."

"Sure it is Lurky. Who else flies on a RAINBOW??" he screamed, clubbing his dumb friend in the head.

"Uhhhhh... that car shaped like a pig?" answered Lurky, scratching his head.

"What?" screeched Murky, head lifting towards the sky to look at the rainbow overhead.

"Duhhhh... that girl looks like Rainbow Brite... but it's not her..."

"Egads, it's not! Now is our chance to take over Rainbow Land! MWhahahahah!!! Come, Lurky to Rainbow Brite's secret hideout! Get the spaceship ready!"

The pair of furry creatures scattered and leaves were blown off the starshaped trees as the rattly old spaceship shuttered into the air, close on the tail of Miri's Pigmobile. Blasting faster than it ever had in its existence, it actually began to gain on the Pigmobile...

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Whipping around, Miri saw a giant spaceship rocketing towards her at full speed. Panicking and being the inexperienced driver that she is, Miri turned the wheel too far, running off the rainbow and plummeting to the ground below...

"AIEEE!!!!"

Murky and Lurky looked up, only to see the Pigmobile falling towards them at a rapid pace.

"AHHH!!!!!"

*CRASH*

The Pigmobile landed on top of the spaceship, pushing it towards the ground, right in front of an angry group of girls...

"It's HER!" shrieked Mina, lunging towards Miri and running into Serena in the process, causing Serena to trip over her own feet and fall flat on her face. Serena lost her grip on the remote control, which flew into the air.

Everyone stopped and watched as the remote control went up... and up... and up... and back down... down... down. Andrew dived for the remote, but found himself bound and gagged and thus could not reach out an arm to catch it. The remote crashed onto the ground, directly underneath Serena as she fell to the ground.

Serena reached out a hand to grab the remote as she fell, but she missed her target, and her thumb landed flat on the pause key. Everyone stopped but Serena, as she crashed to the ground.

"Itai!" she whined as she dusted herself off. She looked at everyone around her, frozen in time. "Minna?"

Serena waved a hand in front of Lita's face. "Hellloo..." No response. Not even so much as a flinch.

Glancing at the remote control in her hand, Serena pointed it at the mess of people in front of her and pressed the fast-forward key. The sped-up antics before her made her giggle loud enough that everyone stopped and started yelling at her in sped-up chipmunk voices. Serena burst out into an uproar of laughter.

Raye furiously and quickly lunged for the remote control. Serena pulled it out of the way, but Raye managed to press the channel key and everthing changed...

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Emails:
TLP: thelonepig@hotmail.com
Miri: short-stuff@ix.netcom.com