Stay Tooned-Part 4
by: The Lone Pig and Miriamele
Miri's AN: Hi minna! Looky here! A Mamo-day post riiighhttt before time runs out! I hope you enjoy! Thanks for reading, I appreciate it immensely! FEEEEEEDBACK!!! Onegai?
TLP's AN: Greetings minna, this is my final fic post for Mamo-day (I hope). Hey, I worked my tail off to get those other ones done. Anyway, I can't believe I forgot Stay Tooned until Miri brought it up. ARGH!! Gomen gomen gomen... here it is, enjoy the new world. ^_^
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The ground shifted and spun beneath their feet, finally tossing them onto the soft, grassy hills of...
"Hey? Just exactly WHERE are we?" demanded Raye.
"I don't knnooooowwwwwww!!" sobbed Starlight.
"ACK! Starlight! What are YOU doing here?" screamed Mina, backing away from the sniffling horse.
"I... I... I dunnoooooo!!!!!" he wailed.
Andrew pulled himself off the grassy hillside to explore the surrounding terrain.
"Whoa, this is really... ummmmm," he shifted nervously," pretty..."
Darien stared at his friend and looked at the cheerful flowers and happily singing birds that were gathering around them. He also eyed the large pink mansion directly ahead of them with growing suspicion.
"Hmmm... check out that house!"
"Ohmygosh!" chirped Serena, stars in her eyes, "It's Paradise Valley!"
"Paradise who?" said Andrew, raising an eyebrow.
"Paradise Valley! It's a place, you idiot! It's home of the My Little Ponies!"
"Ahahah, you're really funny, Serena. I have to give you credit this time... ahahahaha..." laughed Darien nervously.
"I'm not kidding, DARien! Like you'd know anyway! This was one of my favorite movies!"
"Whatever."
"Hey you guys!" cackled Raye.
"What is it Raye?" said Amy, worrying over her friends evil glare.
"The TLP guy and psycho girl are gone!"
"Hallll-LE-lujiah!" whooped Serena, cracking up, "SHE'S gone!"
Both Darien and Andrew squirmed nervously at the mention of the psycho girl.
"Well, I'm really glad, um, they're not here, I guess..." muttered Darien, "But they might have been able to help us!"
"HELP us? Ahahahah!! Those two couldn't even write a decent FANfic! Ahahah, they're SOOO stupid! And can you BELIEVE this? They write this dumb story and THEN leave us!" fumed Raye. Turning sharply, she began to march towards the house, just as a banana peel fell from the sky. Slipping, Raye shrieked once and fell flat on her face. "You good for nothin-EEEKKK!" Raye's eyes widened in horror as a two-ton anvil flew down, crushing her face further into the mud she had dug up with her high-heeled shoes. The remainder of the group stood and watched, stunned as Raye continued to mutter from beneath... "I oughta hurt you guys!"
"Oh no!" shrieked Starlite, "STORM clouds! It's going to THUNDER! I HATE thunder!" he wailed, crying into his hooves.
"Wooowww..." A tiny little storm passed over the group towards the anvil, where lightening struck. Anvils, of course are a great conductor of electricity, and thus Raye found herself thoroughly electrocuted.
"AIIEEEEE!!! Okay, Okay!! I'm sorry! Mercy!" she begged. The anvil lifted and disappeared, along with the storm cloud and the banana peel. A little slip on paper fluttered to the ground and landed in front of Raye:
Watch who you badmouth, we're still in charge.
Love,
Miri and TLP
"Whoa, now that's just scary!" said Lita, looking up at the sky.
"MY GRASS! I worked alllll day long to get this grass flawless and now--eep, my princess!" screamed a little pony with glittery eyes.
"Ummmmm... princess?" asked Serena, looking at the pony that had fallen to it's knees at her feet.
"You are the princess we have all been waiting for!"
"Serena? A princess? A PONY princess?" wheezed Darien, pointing at the pony.
"I'm a princess? Too cool!" squealed Serena, her eyes sparkling in the warm summer air.
"This is a very serious matter. I am Bright Eyes and welcome to Paradise Valley, my princess. We have been waiting sooooo very long for your arrival. Please follow me this way! We must welcome you and your guests with a feast!."
"Ahahah, a...a...a pony princess!!!" roared Raye, pulling herself up from the dirt and pointing a sarcastic finger at Serena.
"Perhaps..erm, Bright Eyes, you are mistaken?" asked Amy, only to be glared at by the pony.
"Orrrrr, maybe not..." shrugged Lita.
"I dunno about this..." muttered Starlite in response.
"Hey, hey, you guys! Didn't you listen? There's food involved! Let's eat!" grinned Andrew.
"Oh, whatever Andrew wants is fine with me!" chirped Mina, pulling Andrew along by the arm, "Let's go!"
"I'm a princess! YEEEE-HAWWWWW!!" whooped Serena.
"This way please..." stated Bright Eyes, leading the way to the pink mansion.
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"ReeeeeeKA??!!!"
"What is it Draggle, can't you see that I'm eeaaaaating?" whined Draggle's sister, popping another spider into her mouth.
"C'mon, Hydia wants us outside to see something, it's not my fault!" she grumbled, pulling Reeka up by the arm and hauling her outside.
"Girls, girls! The time has come! Look down there!" cackled Hydia, pointing to the grassy hillsides below.
"What?" muttered Draggle, wacking Reeka in the arm, "Do YOU see anything, sis?"
"Nah, do you?"
"Girls! I weep at your idiocy! It's that stupid girl those annoying ponies have been searching for... their prrrinnncessss!" she mocked, batting her eyelashes.
"Oh, okay... can we leave now?"
"NO!! Listen to me!"
The girls looked on in horror as their mother broke into a screechy song:
"Why can't you be evil like I taught you?
Why won't you misbehave the way you should?
You never use the guillotine I bought you
You're just not bad enough for your own gooooOOOOooood!!!"
*Miri drops down in a spider costume from the ceiling "Now really, this is taking it too far, lady. Your voice is killing me!" Miri writes something in her notebook and Hydia's mouth clamps shut. Miri looks at the staring sisters and audience. "Oops, sooooorry..."*
"Mother?"
"ARGH! Don't call me that!' roared Hydia, her mouth ungluing.
"I'm... I'm sorry, Hydia, " stuttered Draggle, backing away.
"Now girls, let's capture that princess!"
The twisted sounds of maniacal laughter filled the air.
*~*~*~*~*~~*~*
"This place is fantastic!" announced Amy in awe.
And indeed, the palace was just that. The structure was just as pink inside, as it was out -- if not more so.
"This way Princess," chirped Bright Eyes. Serena smiled and looked over at Darien. "I'm a princess!" she squealed.
Starlight was led off in another direction.
Darien sweatdropped and began to follow Serena down the hallway, before he was rudely interrupted by a group of ponies. Several bushes rolled into the room as well.
"Sagebrush?" questioned Lita.
The bushes all stopped and popped up. Arms and feet suddenly appeared from the multi-colored masses, and a pair of big white eyes blinked at the well-lit room.
"Bushwoolie!" said one of the creatures in a cotton-candy cuteness.
The group sweatdropped, the paid attention once more to the pony in front of them as it began to speak.
"You can't follow the princess, you will stay someplace else," said a pony with the tattoo of a button adorning her hind-right hip.
Darien looked intently at the pony for a minute. "Alright, fine. But if you don't mind, I'd like to talk to Serena first." He looked over the pony and shouted down the hall. "Serena! Hey, Serena! We're staying someplace else!" Serena was too busy giddily skipping down the hall to hear her friend's voice.
"My name is Buttons," said the pony before them. She then gruffly added, with a sneer, "You are all our prisoners. Don't try anything."
A group of ten ponies scrambled into the room, surrounding the party. The ponies attempted to bind the group, but Lita had something to say about that. "Jupiter Thunder Crash!" The bushwoolies curled up into balls and rolled away quickly. One of the ponies hurriedly stepped forward, and raised the horn that adorned her head into the air. Lita's lightning crashed through the air, but focused itself into the horn, much like a lightning rod.
The ponies gasped.
"Moondancer!" cried Buttons.
Moondancer convulsed for a moment, before falling to the ground.
Andrew smiled. "Pony, the other white meat..."
"I can see we are going to have to do this the hard way..." said Buttons. "SPIKE?!"
The palace literally shook as what sounded to be an immensely large creature stomped through the castle. Darien tried to put on a show and acted tough. His knees, however, had a different plan as they clattered together.
"It's coming!" screamed Mina, clutching Andrew's arm.
Andrew grinned from ear to ear.
Raye quivered.
Lita prepared another thunder attack.
Amy calculated the exact rate at which the creature was moving.
And then the building quit shaking, and everyone opened their eyes to see a three-and-a-half foot tall dragon standing in a doorway. His eyes glowed a furious red and smoke rose from his nostrils. His pink chest puffed out in a vain attempt to increase his size.
"How cute!" screamed Amy, her eyes wide and sparkling.
The dragon facefaulted. "I am not cute! I am MEEEEAAAANNNN!"
"What a cute little nasally voice too!" shrieked Raye, her eyes comparing in size to Amy's.
Buttons groaned. She motioned for several of the other ponies to hit their captives over the back of the head. The last thing Darien remembered was being hit by a heavy, blunt object over the back of his head before slipping into unconciousness.
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"Sooo... where are you taking me again?" asked Serena, looking over at Bright Eyes.
"Oh, just to the royal suite."
"The royal suite? That is SOOO cool!" she yelled, drinking in the extravagance of the mansion's halls.
"Yes, you'll need to be ready for the wedding as soon as possible."
Serena stopped dead in her tracks and turned around to face Bright Eyes.
"The... the wedding?" she gulped, "What wedding? Who's getting married?"
"You are, my princess, didn't you know?"
"Me? Getting married? You've GOT to be kidding!"
Bright Eyes gave her a strange look and stopped in the middle of the hallway.
"Ummmm, yes princess, you're getting married to Prince Starlight in four hours."
"Prince who?" she asked, as the truth dawned on her, "Prince STARlight? As in the horse?"
"Yes of course, who else would it be? You two are destined to be the rulers of PonyLand, now come along down the hallway."
"But I don't want to!"
"Come along NOW!"
"Please, Bright Eyes, I-"
"Listen... Princess, we have all your little friends captured. One wrong move and they could be ancient history."
"Darien?"
"Mwhahaha, now come prepare for the royal wedding!"
"Darrriieeennnn, HELP!!!"
*~*~*~*~~*
"Uhh... good grief where ARE we?"
"Make one move and I blow your head off."
"Eep... who're you?" whispered Darien, staring into yet another little pony face.
"I'm Chief and you guys had BETTER behave!" he growled, pointing a pink gun in Darien's direction.
"You're who?"
"Chief, head of the fire department, but don't talk to me. You're a captive."
"Shouldn't the police ponies hold us captive though?"
"Hmm, I never thought of that. But we don't have a police pony..."
Chief got lost in deep thought and totally ignored Darien as he lifted his head to talk to the others.
"Hey Andrew?"
"Uhhhh?" Andrew slowly lifted his head off the pink tiled floor to face Darien.
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah... Ohmygosh! Where's Mina and the other girls?"
Darien looked around the room further to see that the girls really were gone, leaving only himself, Andrew, and Chief to the large room.
"Ummm, Chief?"
"Wait, Andrew, get that gun outta his hand, erm, hoof, first!"
"Oh... right..." he said, pulling the gun from the pony.
Chief only shifted a little on the floor and muttered about police ponies.
"Hey, Dar. This gun's only a water gun!"
"Okayyy...this is getting weird."
"Ummmm...Chief?"
"Did you happen to see a group of girls around here?"
"Oh, they're dressing for the wedding..."
"The wedding? What wedding?"
"Princess Serena to Prince Starlight."
"Oh... my... gosh..."
The sound of Darien hitting the floor echoed throughout the halls, immediately followed by that of Andrew.
*~*~*~*~*~~*~*
Ohhhh, I betcha wanna know what's next! Email!
Miri: short-stuff@ix.netcom.com
TLP: thelonepig@hotmail.com
by: The Lone Pig and Miriamele
Miri's AN: Hi minna! Looky here! A Mamo-day post riiighhttt before time runs out! I hope you enjoy! Thanks for reading, I appreciate it immensely! FEEEEEEDBACK!!! Onegai?
TLP's AN: Greetings minna, this is my final fic post for Mamo-day (I hope). Hey, I worked my tail off to get those other ones done. Anyway, I can't believe I forgot Stay Tooned until Miri brought it up. ARGH!! Gomen gomen gomen... here it is, enjoy the new world. ^_^
*~*~*~*~*~*~
The ground shifted and spun beneath their feet, finally tossing them onto the soft, grassy hills of...
"Hey? Just exactly WHERE are we?" demanded Raye.
"I don't knnooooowwwwwww!!" sobbed Starlight.
"ACK! Starlight! What are YOU doing here?" screamed Mina, backing away from the sniffling horse.
"I... I... I dunnoooooo!!!!!" he wailed.
Andrew pulled himself off the grassy hillside to explore the surrounding terrain.
"Whoa, this is really... ummmmm," he shifted nervously," pretty..."
Darien stared at his friend and looked at the cheerful flowers and happily singing birds that were gathering around them. He also eyed the large pink mansion directly ahead of them with growing suspicion.
"Hmmm... check out that house!"
"Ohmygosh!" chirped Serena, stars in her eyes, "It's Paradise Valley!"
"Paradise who?" said Andrew, raising an eyebrow.
"Paradise Valley! It's a place, you idiot! It's home of the My Little Ponies!"
"Ahahah, you're really funny, Serena. I have to give you credit this time... ahahahaha..." laughed Darien nervously.
"I'm not kidding, DARien! Like you'd know anyway! This was one of my favorite movies!"
"Whatever."
"Hey you guys!" cackled Raye.
"What is it Raye?" said Amy, worrying over her friends evil glare.
"The TLP guy and psycho girl are gone!"
"Hallll-LE-lujiah!" whooped Serena, cracking up, "SHE'S gone!"
Both Darien and Andrew squirmed nervously at the mention of the psycho girl.
"Well, I'm really glad, um, they're not here, I guess..." muttered Darien, "But they might have been able to help us!"
"HELP us? Ahahahah!! Those two couldn't even write a decent FANfic! Ahahah, they're SOOO stupid! And can you BELIEVE this? They write this dumb story and THEN leave us!" fumed Raye. Turning sharply, she began to march towards the house, just as a banana peel fell from the sky. Slipping, Raye shrieked once and fell flat on her face. "You good for nothin-EEEKKK!" Raye's eyes widened in horror as a two-ton anvil flew down, crushing her face further into the mud she had dug up with her high-heeled shoes. The remainder of the group stood and watched, stunned as Raye continued to mutter from beneath... "I oughta hurt you guys!"
"Oh no!" shrieked Starlite, "STORM clouds! It's going to THUNDER! I HATE thunder!" he wailed, crying into his hooves.
"Wooowww..." A tiny little storm passed over the group towards the anvil, where lightening struck. Anvils, of course are a great conductor of electricity, and thus Raye found herself thoroughly electrocuted.
"AIIEEEEE!!! Okay, Okay!! I'm sorry! Mercy!" she begged. The anvil lifted and disappeared, along with the storm cloud and the banana peel. A little slip on paper fluttered to the ground and landed in front of Raye:
Watch who you badmouth, we're still in charge.
Love,
Miri and TLP
"Whoa, now that's just scary!" said Lita, looking up at the sky.
"MY GRASS! I worked alllll day long to get this grass flawless and now--eep, my princess!" screamed a little pony with glittery eyes.
"Ummmmm... princess?" asked Serena, looking at the pony that had fallen to it's knees at her feet.
"You are the princess we have all been waiting for!"
"Serena? A princess? A PONY princess?" wheezed Darien, pointing at the pony.
"I'm a princess? Too cool!" squealed Serena, her eyes sparkling in the warm summer air.
"This is a very serious matter. I am Bright Eyes and welcome to Paradise Valley, my princess. We have been waiting sooooo very long for your arrival. Please follow me this way! We must welcome you and your guests with a feast!."
"Ahahah, a...a...a pony princess!!!" roared Raye, pulling herself up from the dirt and pointing a sarcastic finger at Serena.
"Perhaps..erm, Bright Eyes, you are mistaken?" asked Amy, only to be glared at by the pony.
"Orrrrr, maybe not..." shrugged Lita.
"I dunno about this..." muttered Starlite in response.
"Hey, hey, you guys! Didn't you listen? There's food involved! Let's eat!" grinned Andrew.
"Oh, whatever Andrew wants is fine with me!" chirped Mina, pulling Andrew along by the arm, "Let's go!"
"I'm a princess! YEEEE-HAWWWWW!!" whooped Serena.
"This way please..." stated Bright Eyes, leading the way to the pink mansion.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"ReeeeeeKA??!!!"
"What is it Draggle, can't you see that I'm eeaaaaating?" whined Draggle's sister, popping another spider into her mouth.
"C'mon, Hydia wants us outside to see something, it's not my fault!" she grumbled, pulling Reeka up by the arm and hauling her outside.
"Girls, girls! The time has come! Look down there!" cackled Hydia, pointing to the grassy hillsides below.
"What?" muttered Draggle, wacking Reeka in the arm, "Do YOU see anything, sis?"
"Nah, do you?"
"Girls! I weep at your idiocy! It's that stupid girl those annoying ponies have been searching for... their prrrinnncessss!" she mocked, batting her eyelashes.
"Oh, okay... can we leave now?"
"NO!! Listen to me!"
The girls looked on in horror as their mother broke into a screechy song:
"Why can't you be evil like I taught you?
Why won't you misbehave the way you should?
You never use the guillotine I bought you
You're just not bad enough for your own gooooOOOOooood!!!"
*Miri drops down in a spider costume from the ceiling "Now really, this is taking it too far, lady. Your voice is killing me!" Miri writes something in her notebook and Hydia's mouth clamps shut. Miri looks at the staring sisters and audience. "Oops, sooooorry..."*
"Mother?"
"ARGH! Don't call me that!' roared Hydia, her mouth ungluing.
"I'm... I'm sorry, Hydia, " stuttered Draggle, backing away.
"Now girls, let's capture that princess!"
The twisted sounds of maniacal laughter filled the air.
*~*~*~*~*~~*~*
"This place is fantastic!" announced Amy in awe.
And indeed, the palace was just that. The structure was just as pink inside, as it was out -- if not more so.
"This way Princess," chirped Bright Eyes. Serena smiled and looked over at Darien. "I'm a princess!" she squealed.
Starlight was led off in another direction.
Darien sweatdropped and began to follow Serena down the hallway, before he was rudely interrupted by a group of ponies. Several bushes rolled into the room as well.
"Sagebrush?" questioned Lita.
The bushes all stopped and popped up. Arms and feet suddenly appeared from the multi-colored masses, and a pair of big white eyes blinked at the well-lit room.
"Bushwoolie!" said one of the creatures in a cotton-candy cuteness.
The group sweatdropped, the paid attention once more to the pony in front of them as it began to speak.
"You can't follow the princess, you will stay someplace else," said a pony with the tattoo of a button adorning her hind-right hip.
Darien looked intently at the pony for a minute. "Alright, fine. But if you don't mind, I'd like to talk to Serena first." He looked over the pony and shouted down the hall. "Serena! Hey, Serena! We're staying someplace else!" Serena was too busy giddily skipping down the hall to hear her friend's voice.
"My name is Buttons," said the pony before them. She then gruffly added, with a sneer, "You are all our prisoners. Don't try anything."
A group of ten ponies scrambled into the room, surrounding the party. The ponies attempted to bind the group, but Lita had something to say about that. "Jupiter Thunder Crash!" The bushwoolies curled up into balls and rolled away quickly. One of the ponies hurriedly stepped forward, and raised the horn that adorned her head into the air. Lita's lightning crashed through the air, but focused itself into the horn, much like a lightning rod.
The ponies gasped.
"Moondancer!" cried Buttons.
Moondancer convulsed for a moment, before falling to the ground.
Andrew smiled. "Pony, the other white meat..."
"I can see we are going to have to do this the hard way..." said Buttons. "SPIKE?!"
The palace literally shook as what sounded to be an immensely large creature stomped through the castle. Darien tried to put on a show and acted tough. His knees, however, had a different plan as they clattered together.
"It's coming!" screamed Mina, clutching Andrew's arm.
Andrew grinned from ear to ear.
Raye quivered.
Lita prepared another thunder attack.
Amy calculated the exact rate at which the creature was moving.
And then the building quit shaking, and everyone opened their eyes to see a three-and-a-half foot tall dragon standing in a doorway. His eyes glowed a furious red and smoke rose from his nostrils. His pink chest puffed out in a vain attempt to increase his size.
"How cute!" screamed Amy, her eyes wide and sparkling.
The dragon facefaulted. "I am not cute! I am MEEEEAAAANNNN!"
"What a cute little nasally voice too!" shrieked Raye, her eyes comparing in size to Amy's.
Buttons groaned. She motioned for several of the other ponies to hit their captives over the back of the head. The last thing Darien remembered was being hit by a heavy, blunt object over the back of his head before slipping into unconciousness.
*~*~*~*~*~
"Sooo... where are you taking me again?" asked Serena, looking over at Bright Eyes.
"Oh, just to the royal suite."
"The royal suite? That is SOOO cool!" she yelled, drinking in the extravagance of the mansion's halls.
"Yes, you'll need to be ready for the wedding as soon as possible."
Serena stopped dead in her tracks and turned around to face Bright Eyes.
"The... the wedding?" she gulped, "What wedding? Who's getting married?"
"You are, my princess, didn't you know?"
"Me? Getting married? You've GOT to be kidding!"
Bright Eyes gave her a strange look and stopped in the middle of the hallway.
"Ummmm, yes princess, you're getting married to Prince Starlight in four hours."
"Prince who?" she asked, as the truth dawned on her, "Prince STARlight? As in the horse?"
"Yes of course, who else would it be? You two are destined to be the rulers of PonyLand, now come along down the hallway."
"But I don't want to!"
"Come along NOW!"
"Please, Bright Eyes, I-"
"Listen... Princess, we have all your little friends captured. One wrong move and they could be ancient history."
"Darien?"
"Mwhahaha, now come prepare for the royal wedding!"
"Darrriieeennnn, HELP!!!"
*~*~*~*~~*
"Uhh... good grief where ARE we?"
"Make one move and I blow your head off."
"Eep... who're you?" whispered Darien, staring into yet another little pony face.
"I'm Chief and you guys had BETTER behave!" he growled, pointing a pink gun in Darien's direction.
"You're who?"
"Chief, head of the fire department, but don't talk to me. You're a captive."
"Shouldn't the police ponies hold us captive though?"
"Hmm, I never thought of that. But we don't have a police pony..."
Chief got lost in deep thought and totally ignored Darien as he lifted his head to talk to the others.
"Hey Andrew?"
"Uhhhh?" Andrew slowly lifted his head off the pink tiled floor to face Darien.
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah... Ohmygosh! Where's Mina and the other girls?"
Darien looked around the room further to see that the girls really were gone, leaving only himself, Andrew, and Chief to the large room.
"Ummm, Chief?"
"Wait, Andrew, get that gun outta his hand, erm, hoof, first!"
"Oh... right..." he said, pulling the gun from the pony.
Chief only shifted a little on the floor and muttered about police ponies.
"Hey, Dar. This gun's only a water gun!"
"Okayyy...this is getting weird."
"Ummmm...Chief?"
"Did you happen to see a group of girls around here?"
"Oh, they're dressing for the wedding..."
"The wedding? What wedding?"
"Princess Serena to Prince Starlight."
"Oh... my... gosh..."
The sound of Darien hitting the floor echoed throughout the halls, immediately followed by that of Andrew.
*~*~*~*~*~~*~*
Ohhhh, I betcha wanna know what's next! Email!
Miri: short-stuff@ix.netcom.com
TLP: thelonepig@hotmail.com
