Meanwhile, one of our main character's best friends was also finding herself in Middle Earth. She was a bit more excited than her friend, however. She was in Edoras, capital of Rohan. She wandered around in amazement for a good hour or two before anyone realized that she didn't belong. (A/N: despite common belief, the people of Rohan are not the most intelligent).

A few of Theoden's most trusted guards found her and brought her before the King. What she didn't know was that Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, and Gandalf had arrived the day before. This was smack dab in the middle of The Two Towers!

Theoden sat in his throne, waiting for his guards to return with the strange girl. Aragorn and Gimli were lounging, smoking their pipes. Legolas was busy rebraiding his hair, and Gandalf was sitting next to the King, pretending to be Theoden's advisor but really napping.

The doors flew open and in came Theoden's guards surrounding a teenage girl. She had long brown hair, glasses, and was wearing some very strange clothing.

The group stopped in front of Theoden. The guards dispersed, going off to drink or whatever guards do when their shifts have ended. After they left, the hall was silent. Everyone waited for Theoden to speak.

The girl looked around when no one said anything. "Hi," she said guardedly.

Theoden raised an eyebrow.

"Um, you're Theoden, right?" the girl continued hesitantly.

Theoden continued to stare at her (A/N: Have I proven my point?).

"Well, then that means this is Edoras." What is with this guy? She thought to herself. "Well since you don't seem to be functioning at the moment, I'll go talk to someone else."

Gandalf gave a loud snore, then snorted and woke up. "What, what's going on? What did I miss?" He saw the girl standing in front of him. He started freaking out and pointed his staff at her, the whole time shouting, "A servant of Saruman! Get her!"

Aragorn jumped up from where he sat and ran in front of the girl, protecting her. Legolas went to Gandalf and tried to calm him down, but when he tried to take Gandalf's staff, the wizard exploded. Once the smoke cleared and Legolas shook himself out of a daze, he realized what happened: Gandalf had turned his sleek blond hair into a huge afro. He shrieked and ran out of the room.

Gandalf turned back to the girl, who was cowering behind Aragorn. "You!" he hissed, sounding more like a dying cat than threatening. "Are you a servant of Saruman?"

"N-no!" the girl stammered. "I'm just a girl from.a different world!"

"I don't believe you!"

"Gandalf!" Aragorn cut in. "Look at her! Does she look like one of Saruman's spies?"

Gandalf calmed down for a moment and studied her. He started to look very tired and said, "I think I'll go to bed now. Yes, that's what I'll do. Bed." He sounded senile, and walked away, still talking to himself.

The girl let out a big sigh, and Aragorn turned around to look at her. "Are you okay?" he asked quietly.

She nodded and replied, "Yeah, I think so."

Aragorn led her over to a bench and sat her down. He crouched in front of her and asked, "So who are you really?"

The girl just looked at him. "You wouldn't believe me if I told you." She paused, then said, "But I know who you are."

Aragorn was shocked. How could she know? She definitely wasn't from Rohan, and wasn't from Gondor either. So that meant she wasn't from Middle Earth. But.

"My name is Allyn. I have no idea how I got here, but I know where I am and who you are, along with the rest of the people I just met. I've read the books, seen the movies, and all I want to know is how to get home."

Aragorn was speechless. "Wh-what do you mean, you have no idea how you got here? And how can you possibly know who everyone is?"

Allyn replied, "Like I said, I've read the books and seen the movies. Obviously you don't know what a movie is, but surely you've read books at some point in time?"

"Yes."

"Well there are books about this place, this world, even you. And no, I have no idea how I got here," she said, a little annoyed. "I was just sitting in my room, reading a book, when the room started spinning and everything went black. When it finally stopped spinning, I was standing in Edoras." She muttered under her breath, "Blaire will be so jealous. If I ever get home to tell her."

"Blaire.that's an odd name."

Allyn peered at Aragorn. "And Aragorn isn't?"

Aragorn passed out.

Allyn shook her head. "Men are such wimps." She turned around as a door opened. Boromir walked in, then stopped short when he saw Allyn. He looked a little closer and saw Aragorn passed out on the floor. "What'd you do to him?"

"Funny you should ask that first."

"Well what am I supposed to ask? Who you are?"

Allyn raised an eyebrow.

"Okay that was pretty dumb. But it takes a lot to get Aragorn to pass out. Who are you anyways? I must learn how to do that. Aragorn can get pretty annoying sometimes," Boromir said.

Allyn snorted. "My name is Allyn, I'm not from Middle Earth, and what I really want to know is what the heck you're doing here."

Boromir looked shocked. "What do you mean, what am I doing here?"

"You're supposed to be dead!"

"Oh, that's nice."

"Well that's what happened in the books."

"There are books?"

Allyn sighed. "Don't ask."

"Okay."

Eowyn walked into the room. "Um, I'm supposed to give you a room and everything, since it appears as though you're staying with-" She stopped when she saw Aragorn. "Men are such wimps."

"I'd have to agree."

"Hey!" Boromir said, offended.

Allyn waved a hand to shut him up. "You're not even supposed to be alive."

"Ugh, I hate women."

"Whatever."

Allyn and Eowyn linked arms and walked out of the room, leaving Boromir with the passed out Aragorn. "That's great, leave me with him." He looked around for some support, but no one was there. "Doesn't anyone love me?"