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"EW! THAT IS SO DISGUSTING! HOW CAN I EVER LOOK AT THEM THE SAME AGAIN? THAT IS SO GROSS!"

"Boromir!"

Boromir cut off his raving and looked at them. "Sorry," he said, and sat down.

Gandalf looked around. "So what do we do? It's up to everyone else how they want to handle it individually, but as a group we need to decide whether or not they stay."

"They need to stay. Otherwise we have two warriors, a wizard, and two teenage girls. We'd be sitting ducks for anyone who attacked us," Gimli stated.

No one rebutted, so Gandalf nodded. "They stay. Do we approach them about it?"

Everyone was silent. Then Blaire shook her head. "I think it should be left up to the individuals, whether or not they want to talk to them about it. It'll just make things worse if they are forced to say something."

Everyone nodded in agreement. Then Boromir spoke up. "I think I want to turn my journey south, to find my brother. I have no interest in staying with the Fellowship, and it's not like I'm protecting the Ring anymore, so I may as well put myself to use somewhere else."

Gandalf replied gravely, "That may be for the best. You'd probably get annoyed with Aragorn and his gayness pretty quickly, and then you'd kill him, and then he couldn't be King so you would be-"

"Like that would be bad," Boromir said.

"- and then my awesome poem wouldn't be true anymore."

"Which one?" Allyn asked.

"The really pretty one about gold not glittering.and yeah."

"Ah, that one."

"I think I wrote that when I was high on hobbit weed."

"Anyways," Boromir interrupted.

Everyone laughed. "I am going to head off later this afternoon. Will anyone be joining me?" Boromir asked.

Gandalf looked thoughtful for a moment, then said, "I think you ought to take Allyn and Blaire with you. They'll be safer in the wild, instead of with us in Isengard."

Blaire muttered something like, "I'm not complaining," but it appeared as if Allyn was the only one who heard.



After the second breaking of the Fellowship, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, and Gandalf continued on to Isengard. Boromir did what he'd planned to and went south towards Gondor in search of his brother. Blaire and Allyn traveled with him, not wanting to stay and risk slitting the cheating throats of their boy toys. Now they were near Gondor. According to Boromir, Faramir was a Ranger, and not on the best of terms with their father. So he was living in the Wild, along with a bunch of his Ranger friends.

Boromir led the way through the shrubbery, looking for the place he knew his brother would be at. "It's a good place to throw parties," he informed them mischievously.

"Without the parentals knowing, you mean," Allyn replied.

Suddenly, Blaire and Allyn were stopped dead in their tracks. At least a dozen hands were holding bows and arrows straight at their heads. Boromir hadn't noticed, and was still walking and talking to himself when Blaire said, "Uh, Boromir? Little help here?"

Boromir whipped around. He stared at the girls and then the Rangers pointing arrows at their faces, then shook his head and said, "Faramir! How many times do I have to tell you? It's not polite to threaten guests!"

One of the men holding bows lowered it and put the arrow back in its quiver, then threw back his hood. "Boromir! Well met, brother!"

The two men embraced, and Boromir replied, "Well met. But I have to say that it wasn't the best greeting I could have gotten, what with you trying to take my friends hostage."

The Rangers, who were still keeping their aim dead on the girls, looked from each other to their commander. Faramir shrugged but waved them down, then turned back to his brother. "Friends?"

Boromir didn't say anything. Then he burst out laughing, much to the dismay of Allyn and Blaire, and threw an arm around his brother's shoulders, leading them all back to camp.

The Rangers surrounded the girls, treating them as if they were vicious beasts about to attack. Allyn seemed a little on edge, but Blaire rolled her eyes. "Men," she muttered.



Sorry so short! It was a good place to stop.but I'll get the next chapter posted asap!