Disclaimer: I should quit bothering to do this.

A/N: I made a huge mistake in Chapter 6! Oh dear! When I originally wrote this story, I had the names of all my friends in, and then when I wanted to post it, I'd just change the names. But I called one of my friends her nickname in chapter 6, so you all were probably wondering who the heck 'Bren" was. Well that should be Allyn so that is my huge mistake. Which when it all comes down to it isn't all that bad. Oh well. On with the story!
When they arrived back at the Ranger camp, Allyn and Blaire gratefully threw their gear onto the ground and plopped down by the fire.

Boromir and Faramir went off into the cave, Faramir yelling, "Mablung! We've got two more!"

The girls looked at each other. Two more? they mouthed at each other. What was he talking about?

"Faerie-meer!" a voice yelled. And it sounded pretty familiar.

A girl turned the corner and stopped dead at the sight of Allyn and Blaire. It was their friend Rachael! What was going on here?

Apparently she'd been thinking the same thing because all three of them yelled simultaneously, "What are you doing here?"

They all joined in a huge hug and then drew away, laughing.

"This just keeps getting weirder and weirder! First I meet up with Sauron, who has a body, by the way, then I get to Edoras and realize that my best friend is there and Boromir's not dead, and now I find out that you're hanging out with Rangers!" Blaire said in a rush.

"I know!" Rachael replied. "There I am, sitting at home, watching, you guessed it, the Fellowship, and then the room started spinning and I ended up on the ground in Gondor, surrounded by Rangers!"

They continued talking (loudly) and laughing until the brothers returned. Faramir completely dismissed Blaire and Allyn, pouncing on Rachael. "I hate that name."

Rachael grinned. "Why do you hate it, Faerie-meer? What's so wrong with Faerie-meer?" She laughed when he growled.

"Rachael, have you been torturing the Rangers?" Allyn asked in mock disapproval.

"Not all of them. Just the ones that are fun to tease, like Mablung and Damrod, and of course Faerie-meer."

Faramir growled again, then threw up his hands in disgust and said, "I give up. She's been here three weeks and has managed to drive me and my men absolutely insane! And we're Rangers!"

Boromir told his brother to sit down before he hyperventilated, and then grinned behind his back at Rachael.

The girls continued their previous conversation as if they'd never been interrupted.

"Well, I was at karate when I blacked out, and then I woke up in Fangorn surrounded by orcs." Blaire shuddered dramatically. "Then they dragged me to Barad-dur and I met Sauron. Who decided he could take advantage of me and sent me off to find his Ring."

"Well, it's fitting that I was wearing what I was when I disappeared," Rachael said with a self-satisfied smile.

"What were you wearing?" Allyn asked.

Rachael went to her corner of the cave and returned with a very dirty looking shirt. She held it up, and Allyn and Blaire cracked up. " 'Sam will kill you if you try anything'!" Blaire choked out. "I love that shirt!"

"It's too bad I wasn't wearing my Aragorn shirt when I got transported here. That would have been interesting, considering I ended up in Edoras, and he was there at the same time."

"That would have been amusing," Blaire commented.

"I'd have to agree with that."

"I was wearing my tiger shirt, the one that says 'grrr'."

"Your face says grrr."

"Your face's face says grrr."

'Your face's face's face says grrr."

"Your face's face's face's fa- aww fuck it."

The both laughed, at the same time getting odd looks from Boromir and Faramir. "Umm.what's fuck?"

They stopped, and the three of them exchanged looks. "It means screw," Blaire said.

The brothers still had blank looks on their faces.

"It's a way of saying.oh how do I put this?" Rachael said.

No one said anything.

Finally Allyn groaned dramatically and said, "It means to have sex!"

"Ohhhh," Boromir and Faramir said in unison. Then Faramir frowned and said, "But then what you said doesn't make sense."

"It's an expression!" Blaire said, exasperated. When no one said anything, Blaire threw up her hands in disgust and stalked out of the cave. Faramir ran after her saying, "You can't leave! Come back here!"

A few minutes later, Blaire and Faramir returned, Blaire looking extremely grumpy and Faramir a giddy grin on his face. He went over to Rachael and whispered, "I won."

"YOU DID NOT WIN," Blaire said loudly.

"Yes I did."

"No you didn't. I always win."

"I won."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"YES."

"NO."

"YES."

"NO."

"Will you shut up already???"

"NO!" Blaire and Faramir said in unison, and then Blaire said, "I win."
Yay! This has a lot of inside jokes between me and my friends in it, but they're funny all the same. Right? Right????? *Has a panic attack and hyperventilates* my readers don't love me!