My Idealism of Irken Reproduction

by NUTZY MEGAN


(A/N: hi there! Ooky dooky! This is what i think takes place during Irken reproduction, so don't think i'm wrong! Cuz' this is what I think! Now if you agree with what i say, then i'm a happy IZ writer, and i won't be forced to debone you with chop sticks! Read away!)


I OWN NOTHING!


Let's see, ummm... I think Irken reproduction has 7 phases


phase 1:

male and female meet (simple, ain't it?)


phase 2:

the female will start to send off sexual pheromones in the form of a sticky, purple liquid secreted from the antenna, from glands that are under the antenna, only the female can have pheromones come from her antenna. The male will pick up on the scent of the pheromones.


Phase 3:

the male will start to get what is called "sex spit", which is saliva filled with black sexual pheromones that come from glands that are under the salivary glands, thus, tinting the male's spit deep black. The male will go into what is called the 5 minute trance, where the male will go into a hypnotic state and just stare at the female for 5 minutes. This gives the female time to decide if she wants to mate or not, if she dose not, all she has to do is slap the male across the face and he will be thrown out of the trance and have no more sexual urges toward this particular female for the time being, and usually leave. If the female dose want to mate, she just waits it out. After the 5 minute trance, there's no going back, they will mate.


Phase 4:

this is the phase where they actually strip of their clothing and find a good place to carry out sexual intercourse. Usually they will have a long sex play, consisting of erotic caressing and licking of each other's antenna. If the male is resisting, the female can touch the pheromones on her antenna to the male's antenna, which is what he uses to pick up pheromones in the first place, thus, he will want to mate even more. If the female is resisting, the male will lick the female's antenna, transferring the sexual pheromones in his saliva the the female, thus, she will want to mate.


Phase 5:

the male will get on top of the female, in the usual position for sexual intercourse and get ready for sexual contact. At this point, the number pheromones in the male's saliva has greatly increased, to the point of him uncontrollably drooling. The pheromones on the female's antenna have hardened, there is now a 1 ½ inch deep layer of caked on pheromones on her antenna.


Phase 6:

the male and female will make sexual contact, their reproductive organs joining together in the same fashion as humans. The male will ejaculate once every 2 minutes, the semen being pastel green. The sexual intercourse will last about 24 hours, male and female staying linked even while sleeping.


Last, but not least Phase 7:

the male and female will unlink and, most of the time, frantically,redress and try to get back to normal life. The female will practically always become pregnant from the proceeding events, and will have a smeet after a 6 month long pregnancy.



So there you have it, my idealism of Irken reproduction, ok, i'm gonna go sleep now.... (passes out on key board)