The Secret Diary of Kitty Pryde

Day 1: Made a nice batch of muffins today! Muffins a little crunchy but still good.

Day 2: Went to bed and woke up in the living room again. 4th time this week. Think muffins are making me sleepwalk. Will use less sugar in next batch.

Day 3: Bald man in wheelchair and tall, snooty redhead showed up at the door today. Told them we were Jewish and didn't believe in Jehovah's Witnesses. Tried to offer them muffins to get them to go away. Redhead claimed she broke a tooth on one. I think she's faking.

Day 4: Sigh. Fell for Riley's "Hey, what's that in your locker?" trick yet again. And just before my favorite class, gym. Hope I can find that trap door again; was stuck in here for two weeks the last time. Wouldn't be as bad if I were a senior; their lockers have walk-in bathrooms.

Day 5: Bald man and snooty redhead actually mutants like me. Offered to let me move in at the Xavier Institute. Took them up on it since old school now a pile of rubble. Good going, Lance. Don't know what I saw in him anyway. House is very posh, sure to be a great spot for parties. Great kitchen facilities for muffin-baking a definite plus.

Day 6: Am the prettiest mutant here by far no matter what Jean thinks.

Day 7: Professor got me a job today! Get to bake muffins all day long. Go me! Muffins apparently being sold to construction workers. Can understand, those fellows work hard and will need some good snacks, but a little confused when I found a work order for muffins as well as concrete and steel beams.

Day 8: Keep getting hit on by furry blue elf. Can understand attraction but didn't realize my prettiness affected woodland creatures as well as humans. Think he should have the name Kitty with that tail. Still pretty despite unwanted affection.

Day 9: I swear, between Kurt and that psychotic walking ginsu knife Logan, I think I'm the only normal person here sometimes. Am the only pretty one here, anyway, although Scott's not too bad. Even if he does have all the personality of a rock.

Day 10: Made the mistake of commenting about Scott's almost-cuteness around Jean. Needed band-aids to heal up from Jean's piercing glare. Wish somebody had warned me that she'd kill me if I tried anything. Still the prettiest, psychic wounds not withstanding.

Day 11: Stupid Kurt. Tried to do King of the World impression on Blackbird while we were flying to Mississippi. Gah! Doesn't he know I'm more of a Matt Damon fan?

Day 12: Contact with Rogue went south tonight when Kurt tried to grab her and got knocked out. Ok, I did kinda scare the heck out of her. Guess I need to use more tact when I do my trademark "walk through the wall" entrance.

Day 13: Trying to think of a way out of this mess. Hmm, what would Logan do? "Grr! Me slash!" Yike! Did I just say that? Think I should try asking Xavier for help instead. At least I won't have to worry about him turning me into a living pincushion.

Day 14: Nobody around here likes my muffins. Very depressing. May switch to pretzels soon. On the plus side, though, they at least make sure Kurt doesn't come near me.

Day 15: Must have eaten a stale muffin; Kurt's pointy ears becoming a turn- on. May give up muffins altogether if this keeps up.