X-Claimer: I do not own any of the X-Men, the NBA, any retro NBA jerseys, or a Mini. Enjoy!

Day 1: Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. Wait, why'd I just write that?

Day 2: Glad Auntie O talked my parents into letting me go to the Institute. Can't stand much more of hearing how they're always worried about me.

Day 3: Transferred to Bayville High. School pretty good, but basketball team sadly lacking. Hope this doesn't hurt my chances of getting drafted by an NBA team when I graduate.

Day 4: Off-night at game tonight, only had 46 points. 3 below average. Must train harder. Not sure why coach wants me to pass the ball around so much, since I'm the only one on this team with any kind of skills.

Day 5: Guy at sports store offered me free jerseys for doing so well in basketball. Turned them down, vintage Ryan Leaf and Manute Bol jerseys too valuable to wind up with spike holes in them like every other stitch of clothing I own.

Day 6: Man, I'm really getting tired of carrying this team around on my shoulders every game. Glad we're playing my old school tomorrow night, kicking Pietro's butt should alleviate some of the monotony.

Day 7: Can't believe we lost to my old team! Pietro absolutely took me to school tonight, am considering shelving basketball career and taking up ballet instead. No clue how Pietro can run so fast. I think it's the shoes. Yeah, that's it. It's gotta be the shoes.

Day 8: As if losing to him weren't bad enough, now Pietro's trying to frame me for point-shaving so I won't get drafted. Got kicked off basketball team. Very mad, accidentally spiked tires on my new Mini before I could cool off. This isn't over between us, Pietro.

Day 9: Finally got even with Pietro when he over-pumped his shoes and they exploded. Not so fast without his magic Reeboks, now is he? Pietro's in jail, NBA career back on track. Life is good.

Day 10: Loving the indoor skate park at the Institute. Scott's a good trainer, but he'd be cooler if he didn't act like he had a stick up his butt the whole time.

Day 11: Walked in on Scott and Kurt and realized that it's not a stick Scott has up his butt. Yike. Off to throw up and then gouge eyes out with my own spikes.

Day 12: Scott and Kurt still going at it. Can't believe Jean hasn't killed Kurt yet.

Day 13: Video project not going well. People around here so uncooperative. I'll never get anything done at this rate. Hmm, maybe Jean will want to help.

Day 14: Jean no help, got door slammed in my face. Was that Hello Kitty I saw? Great, now have big spike hole in front of pants to deal with.

Day 15: Crud, Auntie O's got my camera. Hope she doesn't see all that "extra" action footage I got of Kitty and Rogue last night...

Day 16: Got beat up by Sabretooth while filming video for "Jackass". Am not too worried, don't think he can work the camera with those claws of his. Nope, no chance at all he'd find out where the Institute is.

Day 17: Got camera back. Reluctantly forced to admit that Toad can slide down banisters better than I can. Think he might be a better subject for "Jackass" video since he looked pretty good crashing into that tree a few days ago when he was trying to swipe that dimensional camera thingy.

Day 18: Damn. Sabretooth got a manicure and figured out how to work the camera. Logan's gonna kill me for this.