X-Claimer: Still a pervy mutant fancier who does not own any of the X-Men.
The Secret Diary of Scott Summers
Day 1: Nearly lost inheritance tonight at football game. Gotta hold onto that quarter better; too precious to lose.
Day 2: Had to fight off jocks at football tonight. Don't know why football always makes people so aggressive. Those guys need to find a healthier way to let off steam, like maybe a nice cooking class.
Day 3: Blew up propane tank at football game. Explosion sent Duncan to hospital but Jean still likes him. Will cause bigger explosion next time.
Day 4: Sent last night's clothes to dry cleaners, good thing I've got 8 more sets exactly like them. So bored at Xavier Institute. Nothing much to do and only Jean for company. Hope we can get some new mutants soon, I need some new targets.
Day 5: Jean's spent all morning in the bathroom so far, think she is losing war with hair. Wish Xavier would spring for another bathroom for this place; all that money and he can't even afford a port-a-potty.
Day 6: Where'd I put my sunglasses? Seems like I'm always misplacing those things.
Day 7: Found sunglasses. Pretty easy, just had to follow the trail of destruction from the last time they went missing.
Day 8: Caught Jean trying to swipe my sunglasses. Figures. She's such a fashion fiend
Day 9: Met Kurt Wagner this morning. Strange looking boy. Didn't realize Germans only had three fingers. Can teleport around the room. Don't see why he's here, really. Fancy magic tricks are nothing compared to a good bazooka behind each eyeball.
Day 10: Growing more fond of Kurt. Tail, pointy ears and blue fur make him look like a cuddly teddy-demon. Wonder if he's as fun to squeeze as my last plush toy?
Day 11: Practiced shaking hands with Kurt. Don't know why Xavier and Jean were giving me such dirty looks. This kind of thing takes coordination, you know. I think he likes me, too, judging on how his tail goes all straight whenever he sees me. Need to learn how to say "You're cute" in German.
Day 12: Xavier starting to get on my nerves. He spent two hours helping Kurt get "settled in" last night, think he's trying to zone in on my demon- boy. I'm going to booby-trap his wheelchair tomorrow.
Day 13: Wheelchair prank very successful. Xavier never even saw this one coming. Guess telepathic powers are overrated. Wonder how he's gonna try and get me back?
Day 13: Traded in sunglasses for contacts on Xavier's advice. Makes sense since they'll probably be easier to keep track of. Just hope I can find a laser-proof cleaning solution for them.
Day 14: Switched back to sunglasses after I saw how geeky I looked without them. Never listening to Xavier again. Besides, vision's nothing compared to style.
Day 15: Xavier tried to get payback and painted freaky eyes on my sunglasses before I woke up today. Granted, it took me half the day to catch on but I was really expecting more from a super-mutant like him.
Day 15: Glasses got slimed by Toad. Doesn't he realize those things are prescription? He tries that again, I'll rip his tongue out and hang him with it.
Day 16: Tried to break up with Toad, got slimed in return. Grosser than usual. Will need to schedule salon appointment tomorrow to unclog my pores.
Day 17: Called Xavier to tell him about Todd being a mutant. Said he already knew, of course. Wonder why I even bother to tell him about this stuff any more when he's got that computer of his going 24/7. Without that thing, he'd be nothing.
Day 18: Jean made me buy her a new mirror after smashing her old one to bits. Seems she figured out how to make the thing talk but didn't like what it had to say. Not my fault she can't handle the truth, Kurt IS the prettiest mutant here by far.
Day 19: Think Jean is getting jealous of me and Kurt. Caught her painting Ken doll blue, strange as she's never played with dolls before. Also caught her stealing Storm's pruning shears. She'd better not try anything, or I'll tell Duncan she still wears Hello Kitty underwear.
Day 20: Todd showed up unannounced at the mansion tonight, guess he's still not over the breakup. Kurt gave him a butt kicking to help get the message across. I knew there was a reason I liked him!
Day 21: Kurt accidentally wound up in the Danger Room tonight. Got to play hero and bail him out, but Jean got all dramatic and did her angel trick on him. I'll kill her if she tries that again.
Day 22: Showed Kurt my Blackbird tonight. He was screaming with joy by the time the ride was over. Understandable, flying at 6 times the speed of sound can be a real thrill.
Day 23: Xavier's friend Logan showed up. And I thought Todd had a bad attitude. He's nothing compared to Mr. Ginsu here. Hope he doesn't try to steal my sunglasses too, not sure I like the thought of getting skewered.
Have to get ready for facial tomorrow. Need to look my best if I'm going to be seen as a real leader around here.
The Secret Diary of Scott Summers
Day 1: Nearly lost inheritance tonight at football game. Gotta hold onto that quarter better; too precious to lose.
Day 2: Had to fight off jocks at football tonight. Don't know why football always makes people so aggressive. Those guys need to find a healthier way to let off steam, like maybe a nice cooking class.
Day 3: Blew up propane tank at football game. Explosion sent Duncan to hospital but Jean still likes him. Will cause bigger explosion next time.
Day 4: Sent last night's clothes to dry cleaners, good thing I've got 8 more sets exactly like them. So bored at Xavier Institute. Nothing much to do and only Jean for company. Hope we can get some new mutants soon, I need some new targets.
Day 5: Jean's spent all morning in the bathroom so far, think she is losing war with hair. Wish Xavier would spring for another bathroom for this place; all that money and he can't even afford a port-a-potty.
Day 6: Where'd I put my sunglasses? Seems like I'm always misplacing those things.
Day 7: Found sunglasses. Pretty easy, just had to follow the trail of destruction from the last time they went missing.
Day 8: Caught Jean trying to swipe my sunglasses. Figures. She's such a fashion fiend
Day 9: Met Kurt Wagner this morning. Strange looking boy. Didn't realize Germans only had three fingers. Can teleport around the room. Don't see why he's here, really. Fancy magic tricks are nothing compared to a good bazooka behind each eyeball.
Day 10: Growing more fond of Kurt. Tail, pointy ears and blue fur make him look like a cuddly teddy-demon. Wonder if he's as fun to squeeze as my last plush toy?
Day 11: Practiced shaking hands with Kurt. Don't know why Xavier and Jean were giving me such dirty looks. This kind of thing takes coordination, you know. I think he likes me, too, judging on how his tail goes all straight whenever he sees me. Need to learn how to say "You're cute" in German.
Day 12: Xavier starting to get on my nerves. He spent two hours helping Kurt get "settled in" last night, think he's trying to zone in on my demon- boy. I'm going to booby-trap his wheelchair tomorrow.
Day 13: Wheelchair prank very successful. Xavier never even saw this one coming. Guess telepathic powers are overrated. Wonder how he's gonna try and get me back?
Day 13: Traded in sunglasses for contacts on Xavier's advice. Makes sense since they'll probably be easier to keep track of. Just hope I can find a laser-proof cleaning solution for them.
Day 14: Switched back to sunglasses after I saw how geeky I looked without them. Never listening to Xavier again. Besides, vision's nothing compared to style.
Day 15: Xavier tried to get payback and painted freaky eyes on my sunglasses before I woke up today. Granted, it took me half the day to catch on but I was really expecting more from a super-mutant like him.
Day 15: Glasses got slimed by Toad. Doesn't he realize those things are prescription? He tries that again, I'll rip his tongue out and hang him with it.
Day 16: Tried to break up with Toad, got slimed in return. Grosser than usual. Will need to schedule salon appointment tomorrow to unclog my pores.
Day 17: Called Xavier to tell him about Todd being a mutant. Said he already knew, of course. Wonder why I even bother to tell him about this stuff any more when he's got that computer of his going 24/7. Without that thing, he'd be nothing.
Day 18: Jean made me buy her a new mirror after smashing her old one to bits. Seems she figured out how to make the thing talk but didn't like what it had to say. Not my fault she can't handle the truth, Kurt IS the prettiest mutant here by far.
Day 19: Think Jean is getting jealous of me and Kurt. Caught her painting Ken doll blue, strange as she's never played with dolls before. Also caught her stealing Storm's pruning shears. She'd better not try anything, or I'll tell Duncan she still wears Hello Kitty underwear.
Day 20: Todd showed up unannounced at the mansion tonight, guess he's still not over the breakup. Kurt gave him a butt kicking to help get the message across. I knew there was a reason I liked him!
Day 21: Kurt accidentally wound up in the Danger Room tonight. Got to play hero and bail him out, but Jean got all dramatic and did her angel trick on him. I'll kill her if she tries that again.
Day 22: Showed Kurt my Blackbird tonight. He was screaming with joy by the time the ride was over. Understandable, flying at 6 times the speed of sound can be a real thrill.
Day 23: Xavier's friend Logan showed up. And I thought Todd had a bad attitude. He's nothing compared to Mr. Ginsu here. Hope he doesn't try to steal my sunglasses too, not sure I like the thought of getting skewered.
Have to get ready for facial tomorrow. Need to look my best if I'm going to be seen as a real leader around here.
