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Author's note: *beams* since chapters 3, 4 and 5 are all so short, I'm gonna upload them all together… happy? Hee! Thanks to TheChosenOne (*grin* no need to cry, there's lots more!), Mimine (hee! Gimli can be rather crafty… you can see who her next victimes are now…), ForTheLoveOfAnAngel (Thanks and I hope this is soon enough! Lol), AidenFire (*giggles* it is gonna be A/L… but silly A/L… *hugs* thanks for liking it!) for the sweet reviews!
Dedication: Maia! ^_^
…Frodo.
However, Sam, being the loyal, goodhearted and completely selfless friend he was, immediately flung himself before Frodo and was pierced by the arrow straight in his generously-proportioned tummy.
"Ow!" Sam yelled, plucking the arrow from his tummy.
Surprisingly, except for a small bruise, the arrow did not seem to have drawn any blood at all.
"Urghh!" Mary-sue screamed in fury as yet another of her exquisite arrows was wasted.
"Sam, are you all right?" Frodo gasped, touched at yet another selfless deed Sam had performed.
Nodding slowly, Sam set eyes on…
