Author's note: *beams* I used to adore Enid Blyton's stories when I was little and one of her books was about "The Faraway Tree" in the enchanted forest… and in the tree lived characters like the saucepan man who is covered from head to toe with sauce-pans… and whom Gandalf is gonna meet! ^_^
Thanks to Alyx Gardensdale (I hope it continues to be hilarious! Hee!), coolgirlchic16 (ooh! Cookies! *munches happily* thank you! I hope I get more cookies! *beams*), shea (I know the chapters are short… that's why I uploaded 3 chapters together last time! Hee!), dragoneyes (yep, fun for all! Lotr orgy! *heh* ), Aidenfire (Thanks! Hee, the hobbits are gonna see… *points to fic* I hope you continue to like it!), TheChosenOne (yay! I'm so happy you like it! Thanks for being so sweet!), TaiYama/ AraLego Captor Sophie (I hope this is soon enough! ^_^) and Heero Yuy (I'm glad you like it! *beams* )
… since the chapters are so short… I'm uploading chapters 6 and 7 together…
Dedications: Maia ( I hope everything works out!)… and TaiYama/ AraLego Captor Sophie for being so sweet as to send me the Aragorn/ Legolas Sims skins and providing me with endless hours of fun making them make out all the time! Hee! ^_^
Disclaimer: not mine, don't sue
… and saw each other.
"Merry!"
"Pippin!"
The two hobbits embraced each other as they unleashed their hidden, long simmering passions for each other.
Meanwhile, Gandalf had just taken a very long and arduous walk back after being flung by Mary-sue to a very faraway place where the inhabitants lived on a faraway tree and where one of them had tried to sell him saucepans very persistently.
Upon reaching the scene, he immediately glimpsed Mary-sue in yet another nefarious attempt to shoot an arrow at Legolas.
"You shall not pass!" Gandalf roared at the arrow.
Losing her concentration, Mary-sue swerved her gaze towards the disturbance just as the arrow flew towards Gandalf and stuck him firmly on the forehead.
"No!" Mary-sue moaned in despair, for that was the very last arrow within her gown.
Glaring at Gandalf, she flicked her fingers and once again, sent him in the direction from which he had just trudged back.
A diamond-like tear tricking down her face, Mary-sue was aghast at the fact that she had actually failed in something.
"Never say die," she sniffled to herself, her nose becoming a very flattering shade of red. "I shall just go back to get more arrows."
After that last ominous sentence, she twitched her nose and magically disappeared in a cloud of fragrance.
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"Will you like to buy a saucepan?" A hopeful voice greeted Gandalf as he regained consciousness.
Opening his eyes, he set eyes on …
