Egg
By: Paladin
"Egg for Ayla eat?" Ayla shouted in glee as her tummy rumbled.
"Let us call this the Chrono T- HEY!!" Gaspar protested as Ayla took the egg and swallowed it whole.
Marle began to strangle the cave girl's neck as she shook her in rage, "Give it back! Give Crono back DAMNIT!!"
"Stop! That tickle!" Ayla giggled as Marle's girly hands only wrapped around half her wonder woman-ish neck.
"I... I can't even kill her now! I don't wish to live!" Marle balled as she dashed towards the Epoch's landing site, hoping to jump off.
"The egg should be intact... We just need to hope it doesn't crack when it goes... 'down'.." Gaspar explained, stopping Marle's tears immediately.
"Then we have to wait until Ayla..." Marle trailed off as she looked over at her ancestor.
2 Hours Later
"Sleepy... Time for nap..." Ayla said to herself as she began to lay down on her tiger rug bed in her hut.
As soon as she dozed off however, a certain someone showed up with a megaphone placed to her ear, "Will you not eat these beans and ham? Why won't you eat them, ma'am?"
"Ayla not eat your beans and ham! Ayla already have toast and jam!" She growled as she burried her head under her pillow. Marle Left, defeated.
8 Hours Later
"Good hunt! Feed plenty people!" Ayla praised her work as she looked on at the many dead animals.
Just then a certain someone showed up again, "Will you not eat these beans and ham? Not even with your nu and lamb?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GO AWAY, CRAZY GIRL!" Ayla shrieked as she ran out of the forest, leaving her kill.
20 Minutes Later
"Geez... That girl plenty crazy!" Ayla sighed, shaking her head, "Time to check mail!"
Just then a certain someone popped out of her mail bag, "After you read your mail from Lu will you eat these beans and ham with stew?"
"NO! NO!! I not like your beans and ham! Geez! Ayla in a jam!!" Ayla ran off once again, up into the mountains.
1 Hour Later
"Much quiet here." Ayla sighed in relief as she pet the nose of her Dactyl.
Just then a certain someone swooped down on a Dactyl, "Why not eat these beans and ham for awhile and then you can fly on your Dactyl!"
"ARG!" Ayla jumped on her Dactyl and began to fly off but Marle followed her.
"Would you not eat them on a bus? Not even with my friend, Gus?" Marle asked as she caught up.
"NO!!!" Ayla swooped down as fast as she could and landed in a forest where she could hide, if only for a second.
Just then Marle dropped down and landed on her back, "Eat it! Eat it! Then I'll beat it!"
"FINE!!! AYLA EAT!!!" Ayla gave in as she yanked the damn plate from her descendant's hands.
"Oh, and I forgot to mention... it's spiked with diarrhea." Marle giggled innocently as she looked on.
Within seconds the cave girl had to run to a pair of bushed to do her business, "Damn you! You be lucky if I ever have kid!"
Marle ignored her words as she shifted through Ayla's waste and picked up the Chrono Trigger, "Thanks!"
"That was very unhygenic." Robo commented as he stood next to Ayla, watching Marle leave.
"Oh! Shut up, tin man!" Ayla punched Robo, making him explode.
The End? o.O
By: Paladin
"Egg for Ayla eat?" Ayla shouted in glee as her tummy rumbled.
"Let us call this the Chrono T- HEY!!" Gaspar protested as Ayla took the egg and swallowed it whole.
Marle began to strangle the cave girl's neck as she shook her in rage, "Give it back! Give Crono back DAMNIT!!"
"Stop! That tickle!" Ayla giggled as Marle's girly hands only wrapped around half her wonder woman-ish neck.
"I... I can't even kill her now! I don't wish to live!" Marle balled as she dashed towards the Epoch's landing site, hoping to jump off.
"The egg should be intact... We just need to hope it doesn't crack when it goes... 'down'.." Gaspar explained, stopping Marle's tears immediately.
"Then we have to wait until Ayla..." Marle trailed off as she looked over at her ancestor.
2 Hours Later
"Sleepy... Time for nap..." Ayla said to herself as she began to lay down on her tiger rug bed in her hut.
As soon as she dozed off however, a certain someone showed up with a megaphone placed to her ear, "Will you not eat these beans and ham? Why won't you eat them, ma'am?"
"Ayla not eat your beans and ham! Ayla already have toast and jam!" She growled as she burried her head under her pillow. Marle Left, defeated.
8 Hours Later
"Good hunt! Feed plenty people!" Ayla praised her work as she looked on at the many dead animals.
Just then a certain someone showed up again, "Will you not eat these beans and ham? Not even with your nu and lamb?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GO AWAY, CRAZY GIRL!" Ayla shrieked as she ran out of the forest, leaving her kill.
20 Minutes Later
"Geez... That girl plenty crazy!" Ayla sighed, shaking her head, "Time to check mail!"
Just then a certain someone popped out of her mail bag, "After you read your mail from Lu will you eat these beans and ham with stew?"
"NO! NO!! I not like your beans and ham! Geez! Ayla in a jam!!" Ayla ran off once again, up into the mountains.
1 Hour Later
"Much quiet here." Ayla sighed in relief as she pet the nose of her Dactyl.
Just then a certain someone swooped down on a Dactyl, "Why not eat these beans and ham for awhile and then you can fly on your Dactyl!"
"ARG!" Ayla jumped on her Dactyl and began to fly off but Marle followed her.
"Would you not eat them on a bus? Not even with my friend, Gus?" Marle asked as she caught up.
"NO!!!" Ayla swooped down as fast as she could and landed in a forest where she could hide, if only for a second.
Just then Marle dropped down and landed on her back, "Eat it! Eat it! Then I'll beat it!"
"FINE!!! AYLA EAT!!!" Ayla gave in as she yanked the damn plate from her descendant's hands.
"Oh, and I forgot to mention... it's spiked with diarrhea." Marle giggled innocently as she looked on.
Within seconds the cave girl had to run to a pair of bushed to do her business, "Damn you! You be lucky if I ever have kid!"
Marle ignored her words as she shifted through Ayla's waste and picked up the Chrono Trigger, "Thanks!"
"That was very unhygenic." Robo commented as he stood next to Ayla, watching Marle leave.
"Oh! Shut up, tin man!" Ayla punched Robo, making him explode.
The End? o.O
