SUCCESS ALL THE OTHER SHOWS CRAVE
Parody of "Girl All The Bad Guys Want" by Bowling For Soup
Written by Philip Moore
Really late, Friday night, chanell surfing
Waiting for a late-night cult-fave movie to play
But as I'm flippin' I fall on David Schwimmer
He bangs his fists together, I'm not quite sure what that means
And when he talks, It's unbeleivably irritating, my God
But this show's 10 years old!
CHORUS ONE
I'd rather watch wrestling
Or tune into Clone High
Or The Simpsons once again
Instead of Courtney Cox whine
Matt LeBlanc is kooky
Matt Perry's witty
Kudrow's like a hippie
Aniston is feisty
But, somehow, mysteriously
They have all the success all the other shows crave
The success all the other shows crave
A lot of good shows only last a few seasons
Like Undergrads, The Weird Al Show or CDM
But hunks of crap like Freinds, CSI or the Emmys
Thay last forever and it gets boring after a while
When Friends is on, It's unbeleivably irritating, my God
But this show's 10 years old!
CHORUS TWO
I'd rather watch wrestling
Or tune into Clone High
Or The Simpsons once again
Instead of Courtney Cox whine
The plot is non-existant
The cast is getting old fast
If it weren't for this show
They'd be pumping your gas
Matt LeBlanc is kooky
Matt Perry's witty
Kudrow's like a hippie
Aniston is feisty
But, somehow, mysteriously
They have all the success all the other shows crave
The success all the other shows crave
The success all the other shows crave
The success all the other shows crave
Here we go again, a pedestrian story
And a few laughs here and there
Will this half-hour ever end?
All I want is to see is "UHF"!
CHORUS TWO
The success all the other shows crave
The success all the other shows crave
The success all the other shows crave
The success all the other shows (doo doo doo)
Parody of "Girl All The Bad Guys Want" by Bowling For Soup
Written by Philip Moore
Really late, Friday night, chanell surfing
Waiting for a late-night cult-fave movie to play
But as I'm flippin' I fall on David Schwimmer
He bangs his fists together, I'm not quite sure what that means
And when he talks, It's unbeleivably irritating, my God
But this show's 10 years old!
CHORUS ONE
I'd rather watch wrestling
Or tune into Clone High
Or The Simpsons once again
Instead of Courtney Cox whine
Matt LeBlanc is kooky
Matt Perry's witty
Kudrow's like a hippie
Aniston is feisty
But, somehow, mysteriously
They have all the success all the other shows crave
The success all the other shows crave
A lot of good shows only last a few seasons
Like Undergrads, The Weird Al Show or CDM
But hunks of crap like Freinds, CSI or the Emmys
Thay last forever and it gets boring after a while
When Friends is on, It's unbeleivably irritating, my God
But this show's 10 years old!
CHORUS TWO
I'd rather watch wrestling
Or tune into Clone High
Or The Simpsons once again
Instead of Courtney Cox whine
The plot is non-existant
The cast is getting old fast
If it weren't for this show
They'd be pumping your gas
Matt LeBlanc is kooky
Matt Perry's witty
Kudrow's like a hippie
Aniston is feisty
But, somehow, mysteriously
They have all the success all the other shows crave
The success all the other shows crave
The success all the other shows crave
The success all the other shows crave
Here we go again, a pedestrian story
And a few laughs here and there
Will this half-hour ever end?
All I want is to see is "UHF"!
CHORUS TWO
The success all the other shows crave
The success all the other shows crave
The success all the other shows crave
The success all the other shows (doo doo doo)
