SUCCESS ALL THE OTHER SHOWS CRAVE

Parody of "Girl All The Bad Guys Want" by Bowling For Soup

Written by Philip Moore

Really late, Friday night, chanell surfing

Waiting for a late-night cult-fave movie to play

But as I'm flippin' I fall on David Schwimmer

He bangs his fists together, I'm not quite sure what that means

And when he talks, It's unbeleivably irritating, my God

But this show's 10 years old!

CHORUS ONE

I'd rather watch wrestling

Or tune into Clone High

Or The Simpsons once again

Instead of Courtney Cox whine

Matt LeBlanc is kooky

Matt Perry's witty

Kudrow's like a hippie

Aniston is feisty

But, somehow, mysteriously

They have all the success all the other shows crave

The success all the other shows crave

A lot of good shows only last a few seasons

Like Undergrads, The Weird Al Show or CDM

But hunks of crap like Freinds, CSI or the Emmys

Thay last forever and it gets boring after a while

When Friends is on, It's unbeleivably irritating, my God

But this show's 10 years old!

CHORUS TWO

I'd rather watch wrestling

Or tune into Clone High

Or The Simpsons once again

Instead of Courtney Cox whine

The plot is non-existant

The cast is getting old fast

If it weren't for this show

They'd be pumping your gas

Matt LeBlanc is kooky

Matt Perry's witty

Kudrow's like a hippie

Aniston is feisty

But, somehow, mysteriously

They have all the success all the other shows crave

The success all the other shows crave

The success all the other shows crave

The success all the other shows crave

Here we go again, a pedestrian story

And a few laughs here and there

Will this half-hour ever end?

All I want is to see is "UHF"!

CHORUS TWO

The success all the other shows crave

The success all the other shows crave

The success all the other shows crave

The success all the other shows (doo doo doo)