Disclaimer: Since the show was cancelled I'm starting to believe the writers own the show… so it's ours and if you don't like it, well, then sue me! :-P

Summary: In a land, far, far, far, away there once lived a princess and ... Uh, no, wait. Alec and Max magically start singing. I got this idea listening to the radio, when the Dirty Dancing song was on and I was *like always* thinking about Alec. So I figured, who wouldn't want to see Alec singing? The story practically wrote itself, really. Anyway, if you like the idea of Alec and Max singing and dancing, here you go. Also, there's a tiny little bit of Logan bashing. I like the guy, that's not it. He's just a little boring and Alec is way hotter!

A/N: *sigh grumble sigh* Ugh. It's storming outside, I don't really know what's going on. All I know is that it's thundering and lightning and there's snow on the neighbours roof… And that I had to pull out the cable and the plug so now I'm here, all bored and writing this on the battery of my laptop. My precious laptop. *Evil grin*

Max and Alec had somehow managed to get to Logan's apartment in Foggle Towers. How they had managed to get there between the passionate kisses, singing, dancing, and gazing in each other's eyes remained a mystery. Especially to Original Cindy and Sketchy who had followed them there for some reason. Original Cindy had stared open-mouthed at them for a while, then started cheering, and went right back to staring when the two very-much-in-love-transgenics decided to let their hands roam freely... with the not-so-expected results, of course.

Sketchy however seemed to be fine with the idea of his two friends eating each other's faces - well it looked like that anyway! – and happily followed them.

They all ignored the stares and frowns they got on their way, along with the usual "Look at that! What are they doing?! They look hungry... They're kissing? No way!" and "Get a room!" comments.

Original Cindy decided that the elevator would not be the best place for her two friends to be right now, so they took the stairs. Sketchy tripped over Original Cindy's chin hanging on the floor – it was getting used to being dragged across Seattle by now – and fell over a few times... But they finally arrived at Logan's door.

"Knock." Original Cindy demanded.

"What?" Alec let go of Max for a second to look at Original Cindy. Clearly confused by the strange statement she just made.

"Knock!" Original Cindy repeated. She was getting annoyed by their public-foreplay. *Damn fine girl wasted on a...male.*

Max had untangled herself from Alec's arms to stare at her best friend. "What do you mean 'knock'?"

"Earth to Max, earth to Max: door, knock, door, knock… Knock on the door?" Original Cindy said, as if she was explaining it to a 5 year old little Max.

"Oh!" Max and Alec sang. Sketchy couldn't help but notice how much they sounded like Abba, that pre-pulse group everyone used to talk about.

"You could've just said so you know, 'Cin." Alec muttered and searched his pockets for something.

"I did. Now what are you doing?"

"Uh, Cindy, I'm a genetically engineered killing machine, do you seriously think I was gonna knock?" He said while proudly holding up a little pin and picking the lock with it. Max playfully hit him on the shoulder.

"Good point." Cindy said, wondering how she could've forgotten Max and Alec were most likely to just enter without knocking. She mentally hit herself for forgetting.

Alec quickly picked the lock, with an other one of his – sexy! - proud looks. They all walked into Logan's apartment.

"Logan? Looogan? Have you found out – " Max sang, wondering where the hell her ex-boyfriend was. Then they she saw it.

Everyone was shocked. They'd never seen anything like this!

Sketchy gasped, Original Cindy fainted, Alec looked as if he'd just seen Normal naked under the shower and Max was acting like a goldfish. Her mouth opened and closed in shock.

Why, do you ask?

Well...

Logan wasn't sitting at his computers!

The screensavers had kicked in – in the first time of their lives... if screensavers have lives, that is. – and the keyboard hadn't been touched for a while.

Max stared at the empty spot, then let her eyes fall on the keyboard. She looked at it as if it had just sprouted wings and was attacking them.

Alec carefully walked over to it and placed his hand on the keys. "I'm so sorry Max, it's cold. There wasn't anything we could do… Time of death, 22.47." He sang softly. If Max didn't know any better she would have thought he was playing in Les Misérables.

Alec looked down at his feet in grief and walked back over to Max and Sketchy.

"No! Oh please no!" Max started sobbing and ran over to Alec. He put his arms around her and hugged her softly. He knew how much it could hurt to see an empty keyboard... The horror!

"It will be alright, Maxie." He whispered, nuzzling his nose in her raven hair. "We will take it back to the shop and they will make sure it gets a new owner... We'll go together. Or we'll give it a nice funeral with our friends and family."

Max only sobbed louder.

Sketchy seemed to have found his voice and coughed slightly. "Uh... I know this is not the right time but... Where is Logan?"

Alec shot him a look. "Who cares? We need to take care of the poor keyboard right now..."

Max sniffled. "It was still so young!"

"I know, Maxie, I know."

About half an hour later they had put a black blanket over the keyboard and moved Original Cindy on the couch. They decided they would have a quiet moment for the beloved keyboard.

Original Cindy started to stir and woke up, looking around wildly. Her eyes found the little black blanket where the keyboard would have usually been and she started crying, too.

"No no no … This can't be happening! Logan took such great care of his keyboard! It can't be dead. It just can't be!" Sketchy patted her back comfortingly.

It was then that they all noticed a note on the coffee table.

"What's that?" Max asked, picking the tiny paper up and holding it so everyone could see.

Alec took it out of her hand. "I think it's a note they left."

"They? Who's they?" Original Cindy had controlled herself but she was still sniffing and she even let Sketchy hug her.

"The people that killed... the..." Sob. "Keyboard."

They were all silent for a moment, thinking about the poor little keyboard with its cute little keys.

"Alec," Max whispered in a singsong voice. "Can ... Can you read it to us?"

*There's that Celine Dion-tune again.* He thought, but he also knew it wasn't the time to laugh about them singing... This was serious, their poor keyboard had been murdered.

Alec took a deep breath, looked down at the note and slowly... Very softly... Started reading it.

"We know what you did last summer."

To be continued...

A/N: Gosh this is really going nowhere... hehehe. Anyway, I got one more song I want them to sing and I'll post the chapter about... *thinks* Next week :-) I got a pretty good idea for a new – serious, lol – fic and I'm still doing Rose's challenge at NWP but I need someone to read it and tell me if it's good...Rose hasn't been online for a while, I have no clue where she is so... Sorry!