Title: Untitled
Author: Kitai
Pairings: Piccolo + OC
Notes: The OC isn't really an OC as she's real but uh, for the purpose of this fic I guess she is. All thoughts are like this 'thought'
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em, don't claim to, don't sue. There that was relatively painless, ne?
Feedback: Begged for and craved!!
"Well if you won't train me then I'll find someone that will."
"As if anyone would willingly train with you."
Bulma sighed as she heard the arguing coming from outside. Normally those two would get on fine but when pride was brought into the equation neither would back down. This particular argument had been going on for weeks now and she was completely fed up with the whole thing. Storming downstairs she threw open the door. "What exactly is your problem Vegeta?"
Noticing his trademark smirk appearing on his daughter's face, Vegeta turned round to face Bulma. "The problem is with your daughter."
Turning away from Vegeta, Bulma walked over to their daughter. "What's up, Kyonshi?"
"Dad's refusing to train me." She answered glaring at his back.
"Well that's because he's a jerk." She said eliciting a growl from Vegeta. "Why don't you find someone else to train you?"
Kyonshi stood there thinking about who she could ask when Bulma started again.
"Why don't you ask Goku? He's always training."
Vegeta stalked over to them 'There is no way that Kakkarot is going to train my daughter.'
'She wasn't asking you, Vegeta' Bulma retorted.
Taking advantage of her parents' argument, Kyonshi retrieved her plane capsule and left for Goku's house.
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Reaching her destination, Kyonshi returned the plane to its capsule and knocked at the door.
'Oh, hello Kyonshi.'
'Hi Chi-Chi. Um, is Goku here?'
Chi-Chi nodded 'He's inside, why don't you come in.'
Following Chi-Chi inside, Kyonshi looked around and noticed Goku standing in the kitchen. "Hi Goku" Kyonshi called to him.
Turning around Goku walked over to Kyonshi and his wife, brandishing a chicken leg in one hand. "Hey Kyonshi. Long time no see, huh?" he said, stuffing the chicken leg into his mouth.
"I swear you have absolutely no manners Goku." Chi-Chi grumbled.
Kyonshi looked up at Goku 'Um, Goku do you think I could ask you something?'
'Sure Kyonshi, what is it?'
'I was wondering if you would train me.'
'Sure, I...' he was cut off as a frying pan made contact with his head.
'No, you promised me that you'd stay at home and not run off somewhere to train.'
'Ah, come on Chi-Chi' Goku whined.
'No, and that's final' she said glaring at him slightly.
Just then Vegeta burst into the room, blowing the door off its hinges. "Kyonshi, I forbid you to train with Kakkarot."
"Calm down Dad, I'm not training with Goku."
Vegeta smirked "Good, now I want you to come home right now and stop this foolishness."
"Are you going to train me then?" she asked. Seeing the look on her father's face, Kyonshi knew the answer before he began to speak. Ignoring Vegeta, Kyonshi turned back to Goku "Do you know anyone else who could train me?"
Goku stood thinking for a while when an idea came to him "Why don't you ask Piccolo?"
"WHAT?!"
Everyone turned to look at Chi-Chi.
"You're suggesting that, that monster train Kyonshi?"
"Calm down Chi-Chi" Goku said, "you're forgetting that Piccolo's changed. Besides he trained Gohan."
"Exactly. Do you remember how long his studies were neglected?"
Sensing that he would lose the argument if he stayed around until the end, Goku picked up Kyonshi. "Come on, I'll take you to him" and with that they disappeared using his instant teleportation technique leaving Vegeta to fly after them.
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The dust swirled around Piccolo as he meditated. He liked it out here, there were no interruptions or distractions and he could train in peace, yet.... He frowned, something wasn't right; there was someone else here. He opened his eyes and looked around warily, ready to attack if needed.
"Hey Piccolo!"
Piccolo turned round to see Goku holding a girl.
"You know Kyonshi, don't you?" Goku said putting her down.
"Yes."
"Ok, coz I was going to train her but I can't so I thought you could."
Piccolo looked at Goku for a moment not really believing what he'd heard. He looked over to Kyonshi then back to Goku. "Her power level is only five."
'That's why she wants to train' Goku said grinning idiotically.
'No.'
Kyonshi walked over to him "Please Piccolo-san?"
He sighed and started to refuse again when Vegeta landed.
"A Namek isn't going to train my daughter."
Well that settled it.
"Please Piccolo! Goku can't and my father's just too weak." Seeing that Vegeta looked liked he was about to kill something and that Piccolo was about to refuse again, Kyonshi fell back on her last resort. Taking off her glasses and brushing her hair out of her eyes, she looked up at Piccolo with big watery eyes.
"You will train me, won't you?"
She smiled innocently 'coz if you won't that only leaves Tien or Yamcha…or that scary mime thing'
"Listen, I have no intention of wasting my time training someone as weak as you." Piccolo made the mistake of looking down at Kyonshi. 'Damn, she pulls the same face Gohan used to.' He scowled at her "Fine I'll train you."
"Arigato Piccolo-san."
He turned away, still scowling 'What have I let myself in for?'
Kyonshi grinned triumphantly and pushed her glasses back on 'Heheheh, that never fails.'
"Come on, training begins now" he said starting to fly off.
"Bye Dad! Um, Piccolo I can't fly."
Piccolo turned back to look at her "Then you'll either follow me on the ground or you'll learn quickly." He said flying off leaving Kyonshi standing there shocked before running after him muttering obscenities.
Vegeta smirked "I think this may have been a good idea after all. Within a week I bet she'll come running home." And with that he flew back home leaving Goku standing there confused until he remembered he was still hungry and left as well.
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When Kyonshi finally caught up to Piccolo she found him hovering above the ground meditating again. Taking this as a chance to catch her breath, Kyonshi looked about to take in her surroundings. They were in the middle of nowhere, literally. A more barren landscape couldn't have existed; there were tall rocky outcrops, sparse vegetation and, apart from herself and the Namek, there were no signs of life.
Kyonshi whistled "Hey, wake up Piccolo."
Turning around she saw he was already awake and holding his head in obvious pain. Frowning, Kyonshi walked over to him 'What did I just miss?'
Standing up, Piccolo glared at her "If you ever do that again I'll kill you." Then he stalked off cursing her under his breath.
'What did I do?' she shrugged and followed him.
Noticing that he was being followed, Piccolo decided that now was a good a time as any to begin training the half-saiyan. Turning suddenly to face her he smirked slightly
'Are you ready?'
Not entirely sure what the question was referring to but not wanting to appear as though she hadn't been paying attention she smirked back
'Of course.'
And thus the training of Kyonshi had begun.
