Disclaimer: If I hide him under my bed, can I keep him?
Summary: In a land, far, far, far, away there once lived a princess and ... Uh, no, wait. Alec and Max magically start singing. I got this idea listening to the radio, when the Dirty Dancing song was on and I was *like always* thinking about Alec. So I figured, who wouldn't want to see Alec singing? The story practically wrote itself, really. Anyway, if you like the idea of Alec and Max singing and dancing, here you go. Also, there's a tiny little bit of Logan bashing. I like the guy, that's not it. He's just a little boring and Alec is way hotter!
A/N: Hey! Sorry this took so long to get up, I was stuck on this for a long, long time. Anyways, this is the last part but if you review and tell me you wanna know how many kids they have, or when they get married and if you're invited I might be insane enough to write a little sequel. Love you guys lots and lots!
A "little" part of the last chapter, as always...
"Alec," Max whispered in a singsong voice. "Can ... Can you read it to us?"
*There's that Celine Dion-tune again.* He thought, but he also knew it wasn't the time to laugh about them singing... This was serious, their poor keyboard had been murdered.
Alec took a deep breath, looked down at the note and slowly... Very softly... Started reading it.
"We know what you did last summer."
And on with the story. Again.
Max gasped, her eyes wide in horror. "How could they know?!"
Alec smirked playfully. "Why Maxie? Where you doing something naughty?"
"Don't tell me you don't like naughty, Hot boy." Max smiled seductively at him, fluttering her eyelashes at him. Both of them had completely forgotten about the missing Logan. But then again, who cared about missing Logans? They all turn up someday.
"Oh... I like naughty alright..."
Original Cindy rolled her eyes and coughed loudly. "Erm, guys, no offence but GET A ROOM!"
Max and Alec just ignored her.
"Hey guys! Look what I found!" Sketchy's voice sounded distant but proud. And drunk. They all looked at the source of the sound.
Sketchy was standing in Logan's huge kitchen, holding up a bottle of Chardonnay in one hand and in the other a half-drunken bottle of Scotch. "Booze!"
"You're the man, Sketch!" Original Cindy got up from the couch and made her own way to the kitchen. "Max honey, where does Logan keep the glasses?"
"Murph."
"What?"
"Mmm... Oh yes..."
"Max? Glasses?"
"Oh Alec!"
"MAX!"
Max jumped up, causing Alec to fall off the couch and onto the floor, right on his ass. "Huh? What? I...I was just..."
Original Cindy smiled knowingly. "You were just making out with your squeeze?"
Max looked down at her feet in shame, blushing furiously. "I'm sorry Mommy." She sang, sounding surprisingly like Annie. Original Cindy imagined her Boo singing 'Tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll love you tomorrow!' and turned back to Sketchy who was already drinking from the bottle, obviously not needing any glasses. She sighed and looked through every cupboard until she found some glasses.
"Now I've had the time of my life..."
Original Cindy looked up from the counter. Oh no, there they go again...
"No I never felt like this before, yes I swear it's the truth. And I owe it all to you 'cause I've had the time of my life. And I owe it all to you!" Alec's deep, sexy voice rang through the apartment. Max felt her knees go week just watching him.
"I've been waiting for so long now I've finally found someone to stand by me..." As he sang, Alec took Max's hands in his and started dancing with her around the apartment.
"We saw the writing on the wall, as we felt this magical fantasy." She smiled, singing along with him.
"Now with passion in our eyes..." He looked deeply into her dark brown eyes, loving the way they sparkled when she looked up at him. "There's no way we could disguise it, secretly..."
He swayed her around the room, never letting go off her hands and never looking away from her beautiful dark eyes.
"So we take each other's hand 'cause we seem to understand the urgency..."
Singing the last word, he pulled her closer, pushing her body up against his but never leaving her eyes. "Just remember..."
"You're the one thing I can't get enough of." Max sang alone now and pulled away from him, a playful look on her face. "So I'll tell you something... This could be love because I've had the time of my life, No I never felt this way before! Yes I swear it's the truth and I owe it all to you..." She leaned back, her lips inches apart from his but not quite touching.
"Hey, baby." He whispered against her lips, making her shiver at the tingles it sent through her whole body.
"With my body and soul I want you more than you'll ever know, so we'll just let it go... Don't be afraid to lose control."
She smiled softly, brushing her lips against his but pulling away again to sing some more. "Yes I know what's on your mind When you say, 'Stay with me tonight'."
Alec pulled her closer; his lips captured hers in a gentle but passionate kiss. "Max..."
"Yes, Alec?" Why does my voice sound so husky? Mmm... He smells good. And he tastes good...
"Stay with me tonight."
Her heart fluttered and her stomach did a loop. All because of that one little sentence. Their lips met again, harder this time. Max could hear Original Cindy and Sketchy cheering in the background, but her entire attention was devoted to the man standing in front of her. Softly, she whispered, "Always."
And they lived happily ever after. The end.
"Err, Sam?"
Sam looked up from her computer, a confused look on her face.
"Yes? Can I help you?" She was sure she heard Logan's voice... But where was he? She looked around her room, but couldn't find him.
"I'm still with my kidnappers and you ended the story?"
Sam frowned, thought about that for a while, and quickly typed some more lines to her insane story.
"Oops? Sorry Loggie, I didn't mean to forget about you!"
"Don't call me Loggie!"
"Why not, Loggie?"
"Stop calling me Loggie!"
"Make me!"
Loggie gave up and sighed, then watched her type.
Max and Alec got married and had lots of kids, Original Cindy found a new squeeze and Sketchy got himself a cute leggy blonde to love him for eternity.
The end.
"Sam? You forgot me again!"
A loud curse and a strangling noise could be heard in Sam's room.
... And Logan lived happily ever after, because he found out his kidnapper was actually Asha trying to be kinky. The Singing Transgenic Fairy was satisfied that Alec and Max finally saw the light and got married, so she decided to leave them alone - only to make Logan and Asha sing out their kinky ideas, of course!
"That's better!"
More strangling noises... ;)
The end!
