Snake:Hey!!! Welcome!!! Okay here's chapter two!!! I just hope that Hideo Kojima doesnt read MG fanfics or i'm in deep shit....

Grey Fox:Ha ha! Your gonna get sued!!!

Snake:I hope not! I only have 28$ bucks!!!

Grey Fox:YOU have money?!

Snake:Of course! How else do you think I got Substance!!!

Grey Fox:I thought you stole it!!!

Snake:Me? Steal? HAHAHA! Dont make me laugh!

Grand Theft auto:Vice City falls out of Snake's shirt.

Grey Fox:Whats that?

Snake:N-Nothing!!

Two cops run up to Snake.

Cop#1:Your coming with us!!!

Cop#2:Yeah! Thought you could steal did ya?!

They start to drag him away.

Snake:Wait!!!

Cop#1:What?

Snake leaned over to his ear and whispered:I see dead people!

Cop#1 and Cop#2 look at each other and quickly drag Snake away.

Grey Fox:I'll write you fics for you!!!!!

Snake:I'll be back!!!......AHHHHHHH!!!!! The dead people come to me away!!!!
Skateboarding In The Making

Chapter 2:Skecters!!!

I do not own any thing
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Snake was practising his skateboarding while Raiden is showing off to Rose.

"And I can do the 9 hundred!" said Raiden.

"Wow Jack, I didnt know you were so good at skateboarding!" said Rose.

"Hehe......." laughed Snake as he took out a detanator.
Raiden started skating when Snake pushed a button and:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

Snake had put C4 on Raiden's skate board and detanated it.

"Weak dude!" said that voice.

"HAHHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Snake.

"Jack? Jack?! JAAAAAAACK!!!!" yelled Rose runnig up to Raidens smoking body.

"MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" laughed an evil laugh.

"Who's there?" ask Snake pulling out an AKS-47u.

"Snake....." said Hideo as he came out of the shadows.

"....Hideo?!" yelled Snake.

"Yes, it is I! Hideo Kojima!!!" yelled Hideo.

"I already know that moron!" yelled Snake.

"HAHAHAHA!! That will be your last insult!!" yelled Hideo.

"What do you mean?" asked Snake.

"You can come out now...Tony Snake..." said Hideo.

Tony Snake came walking out of the shadows looking quite evil!

"Hi! I'm Tony Snake! And I'm quite evil!" said Tony.

"You dare have the name of a Snake brother whithout being a Snake brother?!?! HIDEO!!! You've gone to far!!!" yelled Snake.

Hideo, Tony and Mr. Butlertron were drinking tea.

"Did you say some thing?" asked Hideo.

"He said "You've gone to far!!!".....Weeesly." said Mr. B.

"Oh." said Hideo.

"Why does he call every one "Wesly?"." asked Snake.

"I dont know..." said Hideo.

"It is becaaaaause I am a buuuuutler and I muuust call every one Weeeesly." said Mr. B.

"You have a good point there Mr. B!" said Hideo.

"Thank you.....Weeeesly." said Mr. B.

"Grrrr, thats getting annoying!" yelled Snake.

"Hey! Dont be tryin' to trip my home dog! Right B?" asked Hideo.

"Yo, yo, yo! We homedogs now! Raise the roofs!" said Tony.

"Where are my bitches!" said Mr. B.

"Uhhhh, ooookay..... I'm gonna leave..." said Snake slowly backing up in the direction of the weapons trailer.

"Look Weeesly! Weeslys trying to geeet away!" said Mr. B.

"Thanks Mr. B!!!" yelled Hideo throwing his shoe at Snake.

THUMP!

"Passsing out......cant feel legs......I see girly people...." said Snake finally passing out from the blow to the head.

"Skecters! Ya' can go wrong with that kind of shoe!" said Hideo picking up his shoe.

"Yup!" said Mr. B and Tony.

"Now lets all go to the.....RING OF DOOM!!!" yelled Hideo.

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" laughed all of them.

Tony was dragging Snake away not caring that Snakes dragging form was banging into pipes.....


TBC
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Grey Fox:Hey, Snake is at the funny farm and cant give the author note but he left a note with a authors note on it!!! I made a pun!

Crickets chirp.

Grey Fox:Fine!!! Just read!!!

Grey Fox puts the paper up to the screen.

Note/Snake:Hello, if you are reading this then that means you read chapter 2. Not much skatboarding but there will be more on the other chapter. Read and review!!! See ya' after rehap for thiefs!!! Bye!

Grey Fox:See ya' next time!!