Snake's author note:Thanks for reviewing I am writing this from juvi. I will be back next chapter. Grey Fox will be writing while I'm here. The men with white coats are coming. They give me drugs that make me poop like Johnny Sasaki. Please Hideo, if you are reading this dont sue!!! Besides your not gonna get hurt! Please. They took every dime I had. Hideo rules...

Grey Fox:Even in juvi he talks to much.....

S.A.N:BTW Fox, YOU SUCK BIG TIME!!!!!!!

Grey Fox:Grrrrrrr, Hiya!

Grey Fox uses his blade to slice the note in half.

Fox:Sorry... Lets begin before I get fired and Snake goes and gets some one from Resident Evil. I hope he doesnt use any thing from that game!!!! Its almost his first favorite!! Metal Gear Solid wont settle for number two!!!!
Skate boarding in the making

Chapter 3:Tony Snake VS Solid Snake

I do not own any thing
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They finally came to some secret skating park with big steel ramps and half-pipes.

"Wake him up..." said Hideo.

Tony pulls out a can of coolent spray and sprayed it in Snakes face.

"Wha??" asked Snake as he got up.

"Welcome!!!" yelled Hideo.

"What the hell?!?!" yelled Snake.

"Now you will die...." said Hideo.

'Oh no!!! Wait if this is like any other fic that Author Solid Snake writes then he wont kill me right at this moment.... Nah! Thats stupid!!!' thought Snake

"In my competition of skateboarding!!!" yelled Hideo.

"Oh, I couldnt see that one comin'..." said Snake sarcasticly.

"Damn right you couldnt!!!.... Wait, were you be sarcastic?" asked Hideo.

"No shit Sherlock..." said Snake.

"Wait, I'm not Sherlock Homes!!!.... Damn it! You were being sarcastic again!!!" yelled Hideo.

"Hehehe, took ya' long enough..." said Snake.

"Grrrrrr!!!" yelled Hideo throwing his shoe at Snake.

THUMP!!!

"Passing out again...." said Snake passing out.

"Damn it!!!" yelled Hideo putting his shoe back on.

"Wake him up?" asked Tony.

"Yeah..." said Hideo.

Tony used the coolent spray.

"Uhhh..." moaned Snake as he got up.

"I feel like I got hit with a shoe." said Snake.

"You did moron." said Hideo.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I must be in hell!!!!" yelled Snake.

"No!!! Your alive!!!" yelled Hideo.

"...Oh, now I remember!!!" yelled Snake.

"Good.... Now get a skate board!!!" yelled Hideo.

5 minutes later Snake and Tony are on a half-pipe.

"Now, who ever falls first will lose and be eaten my hungry wolfs." said Hideo.

"So, Tony will be killed?" asked Snake.

"No, he will be shipped to my secret paradise island where he will be healed by belly dancing chicks." said Hideo.

"Grrr..." said Snake.

"You can now start Weeeslys.." said Mr. B.

They both jumped into the half-pipe and went to the other end and Tony did a hand plant while Snake did a 50-50 grind torwards Tony.

"Your going down!!!" yelled Snake.

"Not today Loser!!!" yelled Tony kicking Snake in the face and making him start to fall.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!-" yelled Snake but stopped when he saw that time some how stopped and he was floating in the air.

A cell phone rings and Snake equips it.

"....Hello?" asked Snake.

"Hello, Neo Solid Snake..." said the other person.

"W-Who is this?" asked Snake.

"I've been looking for you, and it seems Hideo has caught you." said the man.

"What do you want?!" yelled Snake.

"I want to tell you about the Matrix..." said the man.

"The WHAT?!?!" yelled Snake.

"The Matrix Neo.... It's, uhhhh slows time down I guess..... Look just use it!!!" yelled the man, who sounded quite familer...

"How?" asked Snake.

"How do I know!?!?! The author hasent seen the movie!!!!" yelled the man.

"Fine.." said Snake hanging up and looking around.

"Ummm, I guess I want ot land slowly on the ground with me still on the board.." said Snake.

Time seemed to slowly start again and Snake flipped around to land on his board.

He lands and time starts again.

"How did I do that?!?!?!" yelled Snake.

He heard a voice in his head.

"Its the Matrix Neo..." said the man.

"He must know hoe to read minds!!!" yelled Snake.

"No, you left the phone on speaker..." said the man.

"..."

"*Sigh*Just win..." said the man hanging up.

"What the?!" yelled Tony as he saw Snake land.

"Now, lets really start this skatboarding of doom!!!" yelled Snake skating towards Tony.....
TBC
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S.A.N:Thats chapter 3!! The next chapter will most likely be the last.

Grey Fox:There is a God!!!

S.A.N:But me and Fox will be back with other great fics^_^

Grey Fox:There is no God!!!

S.A.N:Well, see ya' next time in person!!! R&R!!!!!