Disclaimer-Passions and Moulin Rouge are not mine

Shout-Outs:

Neciekins: You like Sam/Ivy, eh? Almost everyone does. I don't really. I just don't think they compliment each other well. I mean, Ivy is pretty much spoiled rotten, and Sam is the middle-class working type. I don't mind the scheming and stuff that Ivy does—everyone does that—but what I really don't like about Ivy, Rebecca, and Julian is that they are prejudiced. That just doesn't sit with me too well. *Nod, nod* I just don't like Ivy that much. But don't worry, I won't make fun of her. In fact, I was toying with the idea of a David/Ivy, but I'm thinking that's pretty much a match made in Hell, so…

Oh, and I wanna thank you for being my reviewer.

And for the song ideas, this one is about Luis and Sheridan. El Tango De Roxanne is being saved for Julian/Eve/TC/Antonio/Liz. One Day I'll Fly Away is being saved for Antonio/Liz. I was thinking of doing Like A Virgin for Kay and an OC. I couldn't use it for a Miguel/Kay because he's the one who made her lose her virginity. But can you send me all the words in a review if you have it? I don't have the CD and my DVD has a scratch.

N-e-way, read and enjoy!

Spectacular Spectacular

"Oh my God, I'm pregnant!" Sheridan whispered.

"We're gonna have a baby!" Antonio said, so sure that it was his.

Sheridan suddenly got up and left the room.

"Sheridan?" Antonio said, making to go after her.

"You stay," Nurse Susan said, gently pushing Antonio back unto the bed. No one but Beth noticed Luis walk out after her.

Beth clenched her fist. Now she was DEFINITELY going to kill Sheridan.

"Sheridan?" Luis called, running after the blonde woman.

"I'm going to have a baby. I'm going to have a baby," Sheridan kept repeating herself as she walked down the hall. "Someone's trying to kill me, I'm going to have a baby…"

"SHERIDAN!!" Luis yelled, grabbing her arm.

"I'm going to have a baby."

"Yeah, I think the whole hospital knows that by now," Luis said flatly.

"But Luis, I'm pregnant with YOUR baby, and I'm married to YOUR brother."

"Which is why WE should tell HIM right now."

"But HOW can we? He thinks it HIS baby."

"And it's not fair for him to think that it is. We have to tell him right NOW."

Sheridan stared at Luis, an inner battle fighting throughout her stomach. "O…okay."

"Good." Luis hugged her with one arm around her waist and kissed her cheek.

"What are you doing?"

The two looked to see Antonio and Beth staring at them, apparently having escaped Nurse Susan. Antonio's eyes were flashing anger. "Why are you kissing my wife?"

"We're rehearsing a play!" Sheridan blurted out.

Luis stared at her like this: O_O?????

"We'll make a lie so transparent that he'll know we're lying!" Sheridan whispered in Luis's ear.

"And what's this play about?" Antonio asked.

"It...it…"

"It's about love," Luis interrupted. "About love overcoming all obstacles!"

"And it's set in Switzerland!" Sheridan said.

"Switzerland?" Antonio looked confused.

"India, it's set in India!" Luis yelped. "And there's a courtesan, the most beautiful courtesan in all the world. And she has a lover. But her kingdom is invaded by an evil maharajah! Now, to save her kingdom, she has to seduce the evil maharajah, therefore spurning her lover. But they find out that the maharajah has been fooled by the courtesan's rival into loving the courtesan. God, they need names…Well, the lover is a sitar player. His sitar is magical. It can only tell the truth."

"And it gives the game away," Antonio said flatly.

"Yes, of course!" Sheridan said. "And the play needs an investor."

"Well, I'll invest…"

Sheridan and Luis sighed with relief.

"If I find out more."

Sheridan looked at Luis.

Luis sighed. "It will be…Spectacular Spectacular. No words in the vernacular can describe this great event. You'll be dumb with wonderment." He dropped his voice. "Returns are fixed at 10 percent." He raised his voice again. "You must agree, that's excellent. And on top of your fee…"

"You'll be involved artistically," Sheridan joined in, as the tempo started to pick up. "So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer. So delighting, it will run for 50 years. So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer. So delighting, it will run for 50 years!"

"Elephants!" Luis sang.

"Arabians!" Sheridan sang.

"Indians!"

"And courtesans!"

"Acrobats!

"And juggling bears!"

"Exotic girls!"

"Fire eaters!" they sang together. "Muscle-men, contortionists, intrigue, danger…"

"And romance," Luis sang.

Sheridan joined him again. "Electric lights, machinery, and all that electricity! So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer. So delighting, it will run for 50 years! So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer. So delighting, it will run for 50 YEEEEEEEARS!! Spectacular Spectacular. No words in the vernacular can describe this great event. You'll be dumb with wonderment." The tempo slowed again. "The hills are alive with the sound of music!" The tempo switched back. "So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer. So delighting, it will run for 50 years. So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer. So delighting, it will run for 50 YEEEEEEEEEARS!!"

Antonio looked perplexed. "What happens in the end?"

Sheridan looked at Luis.

"The courtesan and sitar man are pulled apart by an evil plan!"

"But in the end, she hears his song," Sheridan offered.

"And their love is just too strong."

Antonio stared at them. "It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside," he said darkly.

"So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer. So delighting, it will run for 50 years!" The two pressed on.

"The sitar player's secret song helps them flee the evil one," Luis sang. "Though the tyrant rants and rails, it is all to no avail."

Sheridan joined in. "So exciting, we'll make them laugh, we'll make them cry. So delighting…"

"And in the end, someone dies?" Antonio said, as if he was expecting it.

Luis and Sheridan looked at each other. Time for the finale. "So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer. So delighting, it will run for 50 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARS!!!!!!!"

Antonio stared at the two for a long time.

"The least you could do is respect my intelligence."

Antonio stormed out, quickly followed by the equally angry Beth.

Luis looked at Sheridan. Sheridan looked at Luis.

"Well…that went well," Luis said.

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