The Colors of Their Hair

*Author's Note*- This is an idea that popped into my head a long time ago, and I wrote it down. I am just now putting it on the computer. I hope you find it amusing (more or less) and review even if you don't! Sorry about the format, but I don't write songs/music (I can't even read music.)! Don't kill me for this one, but death to Pocahontas!!! Oh! And picture a girl dressed up as Ai Amano running around with the fat "Comic-book-guy" from "The Simpsons"!

You think I'm an ignorant fan-girl,

And you've been to so many Cons; I guess it could be true.

But still I cannot see, if the ignorant one is me,

How can there be so much that you don't know,

You don't know?

You think you own whatever Con you go to.

The Con is just a dead thing you can claim!

But I know every key-chain, plush, and C.D.,

Has an Anime, has a Manga, has some fame!

You think the only Otaku who are Otaku,

Are the Otaku who dress and draw like you.

But if you read the Manga of a stranger,

You'll learn things you never knew, you never knew!

Have you ever heard the group called Two:Mix,

Or even Ayumi Hamasaki?!

You need to sing with all the Japanese voices,

You need to paint with all the colors of their hair.

You need to paint with all the colors of their hair!

Come run the with me through the videos,

Come taste the sun-sweet Pocky of the Earth!

Come dance to all the themes songs all around you,

And for once never wonder it it's flat!

Scott McNeil and Wendy Lee are my siblings,

Duo and Umi are my friends!

And we are all psychotic together,

In a circle, in a hoop that never ends!

How high does the Goku fly?

If you blast him down, then you'll never know!

And you'll never hear the band called Two:Mix!

For whether we are white or yellow-skinned!

You need to sing with all the Japanese voices,

You need to paint with all the colors of their hair!

You can own the Con and still,

All you'll own is a hotel until,

You can paint with all the colors.of their.hair!

The girls dressed up as Ai continues to throw "Comic-book-guy" off a cliff. He than falls to his bloody death on the sharp rocks below. She smiles wickedly, turns, and standing behind her is none other then a Duo look- alike! The two walk off into the sunset arm-in-arm.

Back to "Comic-book-guy", who is actually not dead, but moaning in agony, for her never got to finish collecting all the boring action figures from "Star Trek" and "The Incredible Hulk". Out of nowhere appear the Knightsabers and they proceed to attempt to rip out his core. Instead, they rip out his heart. This time he is actually dead. The Knightsabers give high-fives and jump off into a Tokyo sky-scape that appeared out of nowhere.

Down in Hell, "Comic-book-guy" is waiting in line to be thrown into the pit of scalding hot liquid magma. He sighs as he looks down where his heart used to be and says, "At least I was killed by babes."

Once again, out of nowhere, the girl dressed as Ai comes up and kicks him where his nuts would be. Since he probably doesn't have any, he just stands and stares at her. She gives him the finger, shrugs, and walks back to her Duo look-alike.

The End