=My own experience with Lord Of The Rings=

I do not own LOTR, but my siblings and I, I do. ^_^

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Chapter 8:

He's so mean to me!

"Frodo…" I whined, "Make Strider stop being mean to me…" It was early the next day and we had just eaten breakfast, so were getting ready to be on our way again.

"What is he doing to you?" Frodo asked, pouring a bucket of water on the fire.

"He just called me a 'indbominateble' flirt." I frowned, displeased. If I had a weapon or was strong enough, I would have made him eat those words, but as it was, I couldn't do anything about it.

"A what?" Frodo asked, looking at me. He was trying not to laugh, I could see. Sam, who was packing away the pans, was snickering as well.

"A 'imdnaminmobile' flirt." I said, frowning at them, who both snickered at me at that, "What's so funny?"

"I do not believe that is what he called you." Frodo said, regaining his composure, but not losing his smile.

"But he did! I was teasing Pippin about eating so much for breakfast when he came up and called me a 'indistinguishable' flirt!" I protested.

"I believe that he called you a flirt, but the other word can't be right." Sam said, looking away. I could tell he was laughing at me still.

"Is the whole world against me? I wasn't flirting, I tell you! I was giving him a hard time!" I insisted, stamping my foot for emphasis.

"Weren't you? I'll have to tell Pippin. He'll be so disappointed." Merry said, coming up, "That Strider fellow says that we had better get moving."

"But…..!" I complained loudly, running after them, "You didn't think I was flirting, did you, Pip?"

He hadn't heard the conversation, because he was feeding Sam's pony while we were discussing it.

"When?" He asked, cheerfully.

"What do you mean 'when'?!" I shouted, getting ready to strangle the Hobbit, "I have never flirted EVER, you fool!"

"I have proven my point." Strider said as the Hobbits looked at each other doubtfully. I fumed as we walked along. There had to be some way to prove I was right. Even if I had to steal the Ring to prove it, I was going to show them. I was right.

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Hmph… That Strider…. Some King of Middle Earth he is…. Anyhow, review!