=My own experience with Lord Of The Rings=

I do not own LOTR or anything else, but my siblings and I, I do. ^_^

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Chapter 10:

The Midgewater Mashes…

"Are we there yet?" I asked, in typical fashion as we traveled along the road.

"I don't think that he's going to answer you." Sam said, "But I don't think that the Elves live in marshes."

"My feet hurt! I'm tired! It's cold! The bugs are bothering me! It's wet out here!" I rambled on and on, in a sing-songy voice. It wasn't quite as bad as I made it out to be, but I was having fun as long as Strider didn't choose to put me out of my misery.

"You'll never make it as a Hobbit." Frodo said, walking past me with a small smile.

"Nobody knows, the trouble I've seen…" I began singing in a very off-key tone. Hey. At least I was keeping Frodo amused. What else was I there for, after all?

"Merry crack corn and I don't care…" I sang until I was too tired for even that. It took a while to get to that point, but it gets hard to walk in the mud after a while and my throat went dry.

"Shut up already!" Strider shouted at me, "You are not making this journey easier on any of us!"

"Says the dork who sang about Beren and Luthien for an hour last night!" I yelled back at him, "I'll sing as much as I very well please, Aragorn, son of Arathon!"

"How did you know that?" Strider said, pausing and turning around to look at me.

"Umm…. Shopping channel?" I said. He rolled his eyes and traveled on. The Hobbits were too concerned with trying not to fall in the water to listen to us argue, much to my relief.

"Moonlight becomes you…….soooooo…" I squawked as we traveled on.

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Short! Short! Short! And the shopping channel thing is a reference to Muppet Treasure Island, just so you know! Review!