A/N Hello again people! Sorry for the delay! O Jeese I love my reviewers! You guys do know that don't you? Ok on with the thanking!

shdurrani: I'm sorry! I can't help it sometimes! :D Yes you did presume right! I didn't know that anyone else did the grade skipping thing though.

Rhiain: :D I like to be unpredictable!

Voldemort: Ah your evil get away! Get away! Just kidding! :D thanks for all the WOW's! :D

PheonixFire: Well there wasn't really time for a bigger reaction! Dumbledore stood up to announce stuff so there you go! :P Thank you I thought it was great too!

Phantom: Thanks bunches! :D

rosebud: Yeah me too! It just sort of popped onto the screen! That wasn't even supposed to be in there! :D

Tigerlily: It is cool isn't it? :D

Ginny-Potter: Your name is so right! :D Lolz Nope I never could have guessed! :P

Ok now I don't think they ever mention Remus' or Sirius' Birthdays but in my story Remus' is :December 23rd and Sirius' is: March 1st.

Ok these are going to be important dates as are July 13th(Bella's b-day), and May 4th(Ha you aren't going to be able to guess this one!)! Well on with the show!

                           Harry and the "Potter" Twins  

                           Chapter 14: Embarrassment

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          Oh and I would like to congratulate Miss Virginia Weasley on becoming one of the first Hogwarts students to skip a grade!" He exclaimed.

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          Everybody was shocked! But none more so than Ginny. Her mouth was hanging open so far that it looked like she'd catch flies! Or at least that's what Harry thought. The silence that had settled on the Great Hall was suddenly broken by a giggle.

          Everyone turned to see who giggled. They encountered Tiffany Potter trying not to laugh but she was holding her sides. All of a sudden she burst. The hall was filled with the sound of Tiffany's laughter.

          When everyone continued to stare at her she just laughed harder. "What are you laughing at Tiffany?" Harry asked. He was still unsure about the whole twin thing but hey! Who cares! She was his sister something else to remember his parents by!

          "You!" She laughed. Everyone else giggled but Harry grinned. "You were listening to me?" He questioned. "Well yeah! It was kind of hard not to with all those sarcastic remarks genius!" She said, still giggling. Harry mock scowled at her and said "Yeah well I forgot you could read my thoughts! Ok?" He then turned to the crowd.

          "Yeeeaaass??" He asked. Everyone just looked at him. When he finally got bored with all the staring he made a face.

          Everyone was shocked! Well everyone but the twins. For he was making the face at them.

          Harry kept making faces and weird noises until Tiffany pushed him off his seat. "Ouch! What was that for?" He asked in mock anger. "For embarrassing me!" She replied. Harry's reply was just to stick his tongue out at her. Which she did back.

          By now everyone was laughing. Even the Slytherin's were chuckling. Heck even Snape looked like he was trying not to smile(HA he failed!).

          As Harry stood up he looked down at his sister. "Well now you're the one embarrassing me!" He said. She just smiled and motioned for him to sit down. He huffed and looked around. When he spotted who he wanted he knew that he knew it was him be mocked this time(A/N Did that make sense? Didn't think so!).

          He put on a scowl and said in his "Fiercest" voice "Why would I want to sit with you? You're the scum of the Earth!" But instead of sounding fierce his voice was high pitched. Of course he meant to do this.

          Malfoy( A/N Harry was making fun of him if you haven't guessed yet!) stood up indignantly. "Professor!" He whined "Harry's making fun of me!" He finished. "I did no such thing!" (A/N Oh god I love that saying! It's hilarious!)Harry said. "I was making fun of myself! Well Tiffany to but she doesn't care do you Tiffany?" He continued. "Well Harry 1) it's either Tiff or Tiffi and 2) I couldn't care less!" She said while trying not to laugh. She couldn't understand how Harry did it. I'm better than you that's how! Harry exclaimed in her head.

          Tiff laughed out loud. She didn't look  out of place this time though. There were many other people who were laughing at this point.

          "Can we eat yet?" A voice yelled out. "Well I think we do need to eat Mr.Weasley!" Exclaimed Dumbledore. Harry left at his friend. Ron was squirming under everyone's gaze but that quickly stopped as the food appeared. Harry quickly wolfed down his food then fed the twins.

          Tiffany smiled at them. "whose kids are they?" She asked. Harry smiled at her "Mine!" He responded. She sat there in complete shock with her mouth hanging open. "You're going to have a collection of flies soon!" Harry remarked offhandedly.

          This comment broke her out of her trance. "Who's the mother?" She finally asked. Harry laughed. Everyone asked him this! "I adopted them Tiff-Tiff!" Harry said. "Tiff-Tiff?" She asked slightly sidetracked. "Yup!" was the response. "Harry?" "Hmm?" You're crazy!" She said. "Thanks!" Harry replied.

About this time the feast was over. "Prefects please bring the first years to their common room!" Dumbledore said. With that Hermione and Ron stood up and yelled out "First Years! First Year! Please come with us!" "No stay away from them!" Hermione cried at one. The little first year who'd been talking to Fred and George looked panicked. She ran straight over to Ron and Hermione.

Hermione smiled down at her. "Oh dear I am sorry if I frightened you! It's just if you take anything from them you'll most likely end up as some sort of animal or something" She explained.

Ron smiled. It was funny the way Hermione was afraid of the twins jokes. "Hello! I'm Ron and that's Hermione!" While he was talking Ron started to leave the table with Hermione and the first years.

"Well aren't they the nice ones to wait for us?" Asked a voice behind Harry. Harry turned around and pointed his wand at the person behind him. He visibly relaxed and put his wand away. "Marcus! Lacey!" Tiffany yelled. "Hey Tiff!" They replied.

"Well I and Gin will show you to the Gryffindor common room!" Harry said after the introductions were made. "Ok who's taking the other twin?" Harry asked. Ginny of course beat anyone to getting to Scott.

While they were walking they all chatted about things. From what Hogwarts was like to their favourite colours. When they reached the common room Harry started talking but was interrupted. "I do believe that's our job!" Exclaimed two voices. "Yeah well you left them with me!" Harry replied as Hermione and Ron stepped out of the shadows.

While Hermione and Ron were telling Tiff, Lace and Marc where everyone was Harry and Ginny put the twins in Harry's room. "Thanks Gin." Harry said. "No problamo Harry" She replied.

Harry looked down at her. Merlin she was beautiful! He suddenly leaned forward…

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A/N He he you guys are gonna kill me for my cliffies one day! Anyway I'll update tomorrow if I get at least 5 reviews!

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                     Jenny

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