DarkDude note: Since DarkDude discontinue big silly fic, conversation,
Hornless is up for writing! Big yay comes from avid fans of DarkDude!
*Ahem* Kimahri sleep, big sorry come from Kimahri belly. Anyways, where was Kimahri? Oh yes, Kimahri talk about journey to Zanarkand...*snore*...KIMAHRI AWAKE! KIMAHRI SWEAR! ...Kimahri find trip very boring, so Kimahri tell things that happen on trip...but didn't happen on game! Like the night Kimahri hear lots of sound from Tidus tent, and Yuna sneak out after---...Kimahri remember that Tidus pay Kimahri to be quiet...soo...Kimahri says *shhh!*
Kimahri has pure gold in stories...Where does Kimahri begin...How about Lucca game...Kimahri talk about Lucca game. Well, there Kimahri is, in big Lucca Stadium, and Meg Ryan runs on boat and looks at balloons like stupid bitch. Well, then, Whack-ka decides to enter Meg in blitzball...please, Kimahri has big sigh. Kimahri never going to be true Pokemon master when Meg Ryan and Whack-ka must play blitzball...So, Kimahri walk off and try to capture very illusive Mew...Well...Kimahri happen to find brothers...and then...KimahrifightinbarwithbrothersbutbrothersalmostbeatKimahriuntilMegRyan showsupandactuallysayssomethingsmartbutthenbarkeepershoeKimahrioutofbar...
So Kimahri end up NOT fighting brothers, to Kimahri dismay. Kimahri decides to leave Meg and find something that fits in Kimahri tummy...but, as Kimahri-Mama says, before it fits in belly, it must fit in mouth. Man, Kimahri must remember that.
Kimahri then find job from the Kimahri-Yakuza. Yakuza want Kimahri to kill Salvatore Ronso...Man, Kimahri confused. So, Kimahri get out spear, and wait behind Shoopuf, and then out comes Salvatore Ronso, with bodyguard Ronsos everywhere. Kimahri sneak in behind Ronsos, give Salvatore big poke, and run away. Kimahri was paid in fish. Boy, Kimahri mad...until Kimahri ate fish! Fish is de-lish! Hahahaha, big Ha come from Kimahri many times.
Kimahri have much fun that day. Now that Kimahri think about it, Kimahri realize that funnest day in Kimahri life...No, Kimahri funnest day was when Kimahri stole the turtle from Shampoo. Ha ha! Kimahri go Ha and Shampoo cry, so then Luzzu...(Sound lot like Lulu) go and say Sin make us cry but once you beat Sin you will not cry, then Shampoo goes Sin not makes me cry, Kimah--, and then Luzzu goes Shut up and sign up! And Kimahri confused...Before Kimahri know it, Shampoo is eaten, Whack-ka adopts a panda, and Lulu gets implants. Boy, confusing times in Kimahri life. Like when GLAAD chase after Kimahri for making gay joke...Joke so funny, make Kimahri cry! Wait! KIMAHRI NO CRY!
Kimahri then realize that he missing one vital Pokemon. So, Kimahri finds Our-Ron and ask Our-Ron where is Pikachu, then Our-Ron says not now, wait for Sin to attack, THEN you can acknowledge my existence, because you're ruining my intro. So Kimahri sigh, and run off to the Mi'Hen highway or something, and chase after a Pikachu looking thing until Yuna begin to whistle...When Kimahri rush to Yuna to see what matter, Kimahri see Yuna go HA HA HA HA and Kimahri scared, so Kimahri vow to kill Meg in her sleep to end Kimahri suffering!
Man, Kimahri couldn't wait for that night...
A/N: I hope it was good. More to come, and thanks for all the positive Reviews! Hm, I wonder what he meant by "Actually funny..."
*Ahem* Kimahri sleep, big sorry come from Kimahri belly. Anyways, where was Kimahri? Oh yes, Kimahri talk about journey to Zanarkand...*snore*...KIMAHRI AWAKE! KIMAHRI SWEAR! ...Kimahri find trip very boring, so Kimahri tell things that happen on trip...but didn't happen on game! Like the night Kimahri hear lots of sound from Tidus tent, and Yuna sneak out after---...Kimahri remember that Tidus pay Kimahri to be quiet...soo...Kimahri says *shhh!*
Kimahri has pure gold in stories...Where does Kimahri begin...How about Lucca game...Kimahri talk about Lucca game. Well, there Kimahri is, in big Lucca Stadium, and Meg Ryan runs on boat and looks at balloons like stupid bitch. Well, then, Whack-ka decides to enter Meg in blitzball...please, Kimahri has big sigh. Kimahri never going to be true Pokemon master when Meg Ryan and Whack-ka must play blitzball...So, Kimahri walk off and try to capture very illusive Mew...Well...Kimahri happen to find brothers...and then...KimahrifightinbarwithbrothersbutbrothersalmostbeatKimahriuntilMegRyan showsupandactuallysayssomethingsmartbutthenbarkeepershoeKimahrioutofbar...
So Kimahri end up NOT fighting brothers, to Kimahri dismay. Kimahri decides to leave Meg and find something that fits in Kimahri tummy...but, as Kimahri-Mama says, before it fits in belly, it must fit in mouth. Man, Kimahri must remember that.
Kimahri then find job from the Kimahri-Yakuza. Yakuza want Kimahri to kill Salvatore Ronso...Man, Kimahri confused. So, Kimahri get out spear, and wait behind Shoopuf, and then out comes Salvatore Ronso, with bodyguard Ronsos everywhere. Kimahri sneak in behind Ronsos, give Salvatore big poke, and run away. Kimahri was paid in fish. Boy, Kimahri mad...until Kimahri ate fish! Fish is de-lish! Hahahaha, big Ha come from Kimahri many times.
Kimahri have much fun that day. Now that Kimahri think about it, Kimahri realize that funnest day in Kimahri life...No, Kimahri funnest day was when Kimahri stole the turtle from Shampoo. Ha ha! Kimahri go Ha and Shampoo cry, so then Luzzu...(Sound lot like Lulu) go and say Sin make us cry but once you beat Sin you will not cry, then Shampoo goes Sin not makes me cry, Kimah--, and then Luzzu goes Shut up and sign up! And Kimahri confused...Before Kimahri know it, Shampoo is eaten, Whack-ka adopts a panda, and Lulu gets implants. Boy, confusing times in Kimahri life. Like when GLAAD chase after Kimahri for making gay joke...Joke so funny, make Kimahri cry! Wait! KIMAHRI NO CRY!
Kimahri then realize that he missing one vital Pokemon. So, Kimahri finds Our-Ron and ask Our-Ron where is Pikachu, then Our-Ron says not now, wait for Sin to attack, THEN you can acknowledge my existence, because you're ruining my intro. So Kimahri sigh, and run off to the Mi'Hen highway or something, and chase after a Pikachu looking thing until Yuna begin to whistle...When Kimahri rush to Yuna to see what matter, Kimahri see Yuna go HA HA HA HA and Kimahri scared, so Kimahri vow to kill Meg in her sleep to end Kimahri suffering!
Man, Kimahri couldn't wait for that night...
A/N: I hope it was good. More to come, and thanks for all the positive Reviews! Hm, I wonder what he meant by "Actually funny..."
