DarkDude mad at flamers.  DarkDude says, if you have nothing good to say, then don't say anything...in other words, SHUT YO' MOUTH IMPERSONATERRRRRRRRR

Where is Kimahri?  Ah yes, Kimahri tell about night when Kimahri kill...er, almost kill Meg Ryan...Kimahri despise her to utmost Kimahri degree.  Rrrh...Rage turn Kimahri blue!  Anyways, there Kimahri is, walking to tent, and Meg Ryan is sleeping there, so Kimahri get big point stick and peeks into tent when Kimahri finds...

NOTHING

Meg Ryan not there!  Kimahri strangely confused.  So Kimahri walk around Macalania because Kimahri desperately want to kill Meg...and stumble upon Yuna at water.  Kimahri stand and not talk, like usual, because Kimahri thinks Yuna will take shower...ER...Bad Kimahri, bad!

Then, finally, Meg Ryan shows her blonde little head to Kimahri.  Kimahri ready his point stick, about to poke living daylights out of Meg when...Yuna calls her over.   Rrrh, Kimahri mad like, well, like...KIMAHRI MAD...Rhh... RHHHHHHHHHHH KIMAHRI BECOME KIMAHRI HULK!!!!!!!!!

KIMAHRI CRUSH, KIMAHRI DESTROY!!!

*Ahem* Kimahri okay, Kimahri swears.  Well, Kimahri just stand there, watching Yuna cry and Meg Ryan make her cry more...Kimahri knows what its like.  When Kimahri first saw Meg Ryan's movies too, Kimahri shed a tear...No, KIMAHRI NO CRY...Only BABY Kimahri cry.  Yes, Baby Kimahri cry, not BIG Kimahri...but, Kate and Leopold so sad...NO, Kimahri STRONG, Kimahri BRAVE.  ...Anyways, Kimahri just stand there.  Kimahri stand there for seven hours, watching Meg Ryan and Yuna, well, Kimahri can't say.

Then, finally, morning comes for Kimahri.  But, Kimahri too tired to kill Meg then, he just, well he just tired.  Damn straight....

Uh ohs, Kimahri realize he talking about two stories.  Oh well, that's what happens when Kimahri has too much of Auron's "happy drink"...Boy, Kimahri so happy, Kimahri is one bad mother---...KIMAHRI SHUT YOUR MOUTH...KIMAHRIIIIIII!

Kimahri okay!!  Kimahri SWEARS.  No no, Kimahri no swear, Kimahri is good little Ronso...but, if you are hot girl Ronso, Kimahri a bad, bad boy.  Kimahri is one bad mother---...Oh wait, Kimahri been through that before.  Yes yes, Kimahri is Kimahri-Shaft. 

Well, Kimahri better stick to subject before DarkDude is removed from Fanfic.net because well, there goes Kimahri!  Until DarkDude make NEW DarkDude.  Then, there is Kimahri again!  Big ha comes from Kimahri!

Well, Kimahri really needs to tell stories...Oh, Kimahri has SPECIAL story...

Well, Kimahri hates Meg Ryan, right?  Boy, Kimahri hate her.  Why does Kimahri hate Meg?   Well, because she is very whiny and annoying, and make Kimahri mad...And turns Kimahri into HULK RARH....Oh yeah, Kimahri went through that before.

Well Kimahri met one person called Freya one day.  Boy, she says she dragoon too, and I go Ha ha ha you may be furry, but you are not blue!  Some dragoon you are!  And Freya gets mad and she get out HER pointy stick and Kimahri must do battle against furry dragoon number 2.  So, Whack-ka is on the sides and guess what, he cheers for OTHER dragoon so when battle begins, Freya miss Kimahri and Kimahri go straight for...WHACK-KA...Man, Whack-ka run real fast, but not before Kimahri able to poke him several times.  Then Freya jumps on Kimahri...andKimahrigetsknockedoutbutKimahrinolikespeakingaboutit...

So then, Kimahri meets Spider-man, is real Spider-man *Shhh* his identity is PETER PARKER OMG OMG OMG Kimahri almost KNOW Peter...But, Kimahri doesn't.

Anyways, Kimahri get on with story...

Actually, Kimahri no care about story.  Oh, Kimahri remember one day at camp in Macalania...

Well, Kimahri and Our-Ron and Whack-ka and Lulu and Yuna and Reek-you and ...EVIL MEG RYAN is sitting around fire, right?  Well, Kimahri belly go ROAR and then Reek-you get idea that Kimahri hungry.  Bright girl, that Al...Bed...Anyways, Whack-ka make specialty:  Shoopuf Steak in tomato sauce.  Well, Kimahri have to pass up steak, even when it smell so good.  Our-ron ask why, and Kimahri has embarrassing secret to tell.  Well, Kimahri gets gas when he eats tomatoes...and, well, unless Kimahri want a dead, and stinky summoner in the morning, he suggest that this Ronso stay clean...well, at least until summoner dies.

So there Kimahri is, standing and watching people DEVOUR steak with no manner.  At least Kimahri chews with mouth open.  Them ogres, they eat with mouths CLOSED.  Kimahri-mom made very special point about manners.  Man, at least in movie Meg Ryan doesn't even eat.  Those manners disgust this Ronso.  Well, Reek-you feel sorry for Kimahri and say Don't just stand there, bust a move!  And then Whack-ka starts singing rest of song...VOICES IN HEAD SCREAMING AND KIMAHRI GOING TO DIE!

Kimahri then run with pounding headache while Meg Ryan starts singing YMCA which make Kimahri cry...yes, Kimahri cry. BUT ONLY KIMAHRI-BABY.  Yeah, Kimahri was baby during then...Well, then Reek-you starts break dancing.  And Kimahri get so excited, Kimahri does moon walk!  Man, it was hard, but moogles backing me up all the time by doing the robot.  Meg Ryan and Whack-ka team up for the river dance, Yuna does the swing with Lulu, and Our-ron just...stands there!  Uh oh, Our-ron is going to bust a move, and when he does, Kimahri wake up with large hangover and throbbing head.  Oh well, that night was a fun party, well, until Kimahri ate steak...

*Snore*

DarkDude:  Hm, that was a POS chapter.  Kimahri has some more things later, right now let the big fluffy blue dude take a break.  Please?

BTW, here is a hint for you:  Conversation ...might...have a new chapter.  I don't know, the last one seemed a little too short for a proper farewell.