hornless x-2
by: kimahri
Hello, it's big funny Kimahri here! DarkDude has no played FFX in long long time, so Kimahri forget what happens in story next! Oh well, story is suck anyways. So now Kimahri have new fic for avid readers in computer world! Kimahri am so happy!
Ok, Kimahri will tell a special Kimahri sequel to Final Fantasy X, which was Kimahri's favorite game because Kimahri get to kick Yenke and Biran's ass! Kimahri thinks that's totally sweet! Kimahri am so happy, and Kimahri am even happier to have a sequel!
First, after Kimahri and master…erh, Yuna, and Meg Ryan, and dead guy, and annoying guy, and boobies, and ditz went to fight the big whale, turns out…Big whale is MEG RYAN'S FATHER! How scary is that?! It's like there am two Meg Ryans, only Meg Ryan's dad no look like Meg Ryan!
Kimahri am peeing self when seeing Meg Ryan's dad; then he turn into big whale and grabs big sword and proceeded to dice Meg Ryan into tiny little pieces. Kimahri am so mad; save some for Kimahri! Kimahri then grab his poke stick and totally stabbed Meg Ryan's Dad…in the EYE! Meg Ryan's dad was totally stabbed, and Kimahri stood over dead body with Kimahri's proud poke stick.
Then, for some reason, tiny ball came out of Meg Ryan's dad and began to go into master! Kimahri am very scared; looks like Kimahri am going to dig out ball from master with poke stick. Kimahri then poked master in the stomach, but ball wouldn't come out; master was totally screaming, Kimahri knew the ball am hurting master, but Kimahri was digging it out of master's stomach as fast as possible! Soon, Meg Ryan started to cry and tackled Kimahri, and Kimahri was stopped from saving master…erh, Yuna!
Then, strange thing happen; master glowed weird color and big…UGLY BIRD came out! It was UGLY! The big ugly bird started to attack everything, including Kimahri! Then, after Kimahri totally stabbed ugly bird, ugly bird then went away, and UGLY COW came out! Kimahri am getting tired of this!
Unfortunately, this am going on for awhile until finally Kimahri stabs the fat lady, and everything am dead. Then, everyone gets quiet and Yuna am sending dead guy; dead guy is totally awesome compared to Kimahri. Kimahri was totally sad, and even cried because dead guy was dead!
Kimahri shed many tears over dead guy, and Meg Ryan patted Kimahri on back, but when Kimahri turned around to shish-kebob Meg Ryan, poke stick go right THROUGH Meg Ryan! Kimahri then had freaking stroke, poke stick no longer poked, poke stick now went THROUGH! Kimahri's life flashing before Kimahri's eyes! Then everything turned black to Kimahri, and when Kimahri woke up, Meg Ryan…GONE! Kimahri so happy! Kimahri went back to Gagazet to celebrate by KILLING AS MANY RONSO POSSIBLE! Hahaha! Kimahri had huge party!
Next Chapter: Finally! Hornless…X-2!
