=My own experience with Lord Of The Rings=

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Chapter 24:

Chi…..

"Don't beat up the dwarf, his actor is really tall in real life!" I shouted at Chi as she "beeped" Gimli's nose.

"Really? I would never have guessed." She said, "Beeeeeeep!"

"Now cut that out!" I said, bonking my hand on Gimli's helmet, "Leave the poor guy alone! He does not deserve your wrath!"

"'Wrath?'" Chi quoted as Gimli walked off, clearly annoyed with us, "'Is this Captain bad tempered?'"

"'Is he bad tempered? The man is a raging volcano, tormented by inner demons, the like of which mere mortals cannot fathom.'" I continued.

"'He's got demons? Cool!'" She finished, "So, why shouldn't I bother the Dwarf?"

"Because, what if his actor found out that you were 'beeping' his character's nose? He might come beat you up." I said, shaking my finger at her.

"Oh, that reminds me, who are you going to choose?" She asked, sitting on the ground. I had brought dinner out here so that we could eat outside away from everyone else.

"Choose?" I asked, looking at her blankly.

"Yeah. Claim, you know." She started eating a sandwich-type thing, "I already have Gandlaf, so who are you going to pick."

"I don't think it's as simple as that." I said, also starting to eat "What if I choose somebody that doesn't like me?"

"Look," She said, "The only one who hates you is Aragorn. Sam and Gandalf are both claimed, so everyone else is up for grabs." She paused, "Well, maybe not. If you choose Boromir, I'll put you out of your misery."

"Boromir? I should hope not!" I said, "You and him are enemies too, huh? Just like me and Aragorn."

"Or the mongoose and the cobra." Chi said, nodding, "So?"

"Hmm… There's way too many websites dedicated to everyone. Mainly the Elf and Frodo. I think it's because of their unnatural appearances." I said, thinking about it for a moment, "If I chose one of them, I might have to deal with a horde of angry fan-girls."

"Unnatural?" She asked, "Oh, like Frodo's too-blue eyes, and Elf-dude's black eyebrows with his blonde hair?"

"Yeah." I said, "I wish he would dye his eyebrows too. It really gets on my nerves."

"Well, maybe Mr. Whoever-he-is didn't want blonde eyebrows when he took off the wig." Chi said, sneeringly.

"Orlando Bloom." I said, "And don't say that too loud, I can almost hear those fan-girls with their pitchforks and torches."

"Well, how should I know who he is? I don't pay attention!" Chi said, defensively.

"You shouldn't. I do, though. Wanna hear, I can list the Hobbits off: Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Billy Boyd, and Dominic Monaghan! Bwa-hah-hah-hah-ha!"

"Sean-whatever is the guy who stepped on the glass, right?" Chi asked. We both cringed.

"I almost wish that I didn't watch that part. I'll never be able to see Sam running to the shore after Frodo without seeing all that blood again." I said, shaking my head, "I hope he was all right."

"I think so. After all, he did the other two movies, didn't he?" Chi said, as we picked up out stuff and started to move into the building, "I was really impressed with Aragorn's actor though. If he really got called there the last day before filming. His sword stuff was pretty impressive. And the first shoot with him was Weatherthrop? Hey, you were there, right?"

"Oh!" I said, laughing as we walked in the hallway, "Did you hear about how Sam and the others got really good with sword fighting. They didn't want to be beaten, because they were so good!"

"Really?" She asked, "Well, I'm off in search of Gandalf! Tell me when you reach a decision."

"Okay!" I said, sighing.

"What were you up to?" Aragorn said as I walked into the dining hall and put our dishes back to where they belonged.

"Not much, Strider." I said, "Are we going soon? I don't think it's good for Frodo to have this Ring much longer than he needs to."

"Perhaps. The Ring weighs heavily on the bearer and the burden does not grow lighter with time." Aragorn said.

"Boy, you people are long-winded here." I said, "But it's not like Frodo would give into it. After all he is a Hobbit."

"A Hobbit, yes, but he has been stabbed by a Morgul blade, which is still in his veins. The corruption does not come easily, but to Frodo, I fear it will come too soon." He said.

"You say that like a Hobbit could be corrupted." I said, raising my eyebrows with skepticism, "No, I do not believe that even Frodo would betray us. Even at the end."

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References in this one:

Muppet Treasure island

Kodomo no Omocha

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