Chapter 2 Two down and an explanation

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"You.you killed him!" Blossom was in shock.

"No," corrected Hermione, "I bitch slapped him. If he died it was his own fault. If he truly knew my personality as well as he was claiming, he would have expected it, if not quite to that degree. Or maybe he just skipped over the part where I slapped Malfoy in the Prisoner of Azkaban." Hermione trailed off looking thoughtful.

"Well, witch or bitch, or not, your no match for superpowers," stated Blossom smugly as she began flying up, "I want a good view of your destruction when I vaporize you."

Hermione merely raised an eyebrow, and then after a moment began laughing hysterically as she saw what Blossom did not.

"What are you laughing about? I'm about to ki." Blossom was cut off as she ran into the wall at her top speed, her attention having been drawn from her direction to Hermione by the conversation. With a sickening crunch, she fell heavily to the floor and didn't move. Hermione continued laughing maniacally.

"You bitch!" screamed Superman (AN: ok, so the super heroes are slightly out of character. But bare with me, it will make it all the funnier.I hope), but before he could do anything, a voice echoed across the room.

"Well done Hermione! K' here's the plan."

Everyone began looking around to see who was talking.

"Don't bother. I'm not actually in the room. In fact, I'm the one who brought you all here. The only reason you can even hear me right now is cause Hermione here is the only one who seems to have caught the concept of this." At this point, Hermione began to grin wickedly.

"Only one of you will actually leave this place. And that person will be the last one alive. My English teacher posed this competition and I figured, why not! So.on with the battle, and good luck to all of you."

The silence was cut by a chuckle from Hermione. "Well, this should be fun!"

The others looked at her in shock.

"What!? I'm allowed next to no time to vent in the books, so I have four years of pent up rage and frustration to deal with here."

A whimper drew everyone's attention as they turned to see Frodo backing into a corner and begin rocking. There was a lot of head shaking and mutterings of "how he became ring bearer I'll never know."

"Everyone over 5'7" over here!" called Batman, knowing that only himself, Spiderman, and Superman would fit that description. Frodo continued rocking in his corner and Hermione began muttering about idiots and quickly cast an eavesdropping spell. Then, the plotting began.
Hey everyone! Thanks for reading and please review as always. Just so you know, I have nothing against the characters. I love Frodo, Spiderman and all the others as classics, so please don't take offense to how they are portrayed. It was merely how they worked best in this story. My best to all of you. ~Moon music