=My own experience with Lord Of The Rings=

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Chapter 27:

The Greed of Men

"Food…" I practically drooled as the Hobbits cooked dinner for us. Sam was the best cook, so it was mainly him. Of course, we had been on the road for a few days now, so were getting kind of hungry.

"I'm dieing…" Chi said, also drooling.

"What's wrong with the rest of you? I feel like a pig eating this much!" I said, stomping my foot, "Don't you tell me that Men, Dwarves, and Elves don't eat!!"

"They're guys. If they complained then they wouldn't look as 'manly' to the others." Chi said, happy because she was the first one to eat.

"Yeah, I suppose. Balding pigs." I said, which made Chi star laughing, choking on her dinner.

"But they look nothing like Wufei!" She giggled.

They all looked at us curiously.

"You people like stories, and I'll tell it to you as soon as I get some food! In-joke!" I finished my sentence in a large crescendo.

Soon we were all fed. Chi finished eating first, so she started telling them the tale of Wufei, who became a balding pig. She started getting distracted from the tale once she realized that the Hobbits could be easily frightened, and started adding in terrible gruesome monsters.

As soon as I was done eating, I walked off, totally trying to keep from laughing at my sister's descriptions. It seemed as though she had watched too much television. I would have done the same, so I couldn't say much.

"Boromir!" I said, as I tripped over him and fell to the ground, "What are you doing out here? Didn't you want dinner?"

"If they only gave me the Ring…" He said, as though to himself, "Do you realize how much Gondor needs that power?"

"Umm, actually no." I said. This dude was okay, but really creepy when it came to the Ring. He was the one that had been saying that they should use it for Gondor during the counsel meeting.

"Are you not a human? Your allegiance lies with Gondor or Rohan! We are being overrun by chaos. If we had that power, we could smite our foes easily." He said, as I sat down.

"Yep, I'm a human, alright." I said, looking at him, "But you know, isn't the source of all that chaos Sauron and the Ring anyhow. So no matter who has that power, you're not going to get any better unless it is destroyed, right? Didn't you hear about Isildur? Mega-creepy."

"Of course! Even small children all know that tale! If it were given to me…"

"If it were given to you…?" I asked. He stood up and walked off, as though there was some reason. I hadn't heard that reason approach, but then he spoke to me.

"Be wary of the greed of Men." Legolas said.

"Yo, Elf. Get sick of the story?" I asked, looking up at him.

"Perhaps." He nodded, leaning against a tree.

"So…" I said, trying to figure out why he was there, "Did you get sick of the story, or leave for some other reason?"

I jumped to my feet, "Well, I'll leave you to do your thing. Bye." I walked off quickly. That wasn't the best thing to have said, but I couldn't think of any better way to phrase it.

"And all was well. For the time being." Chi was saying. No one had finished their dinners yet, too engrossed in the story.

"Don't give them too many nightmares." I said, sitting down.

She chuckled, then ran over to Gandalf, who was smoking his pipe, "Did you like my story?!"