A/N It's hard updating two stories at once. You try it! I appreciate the reviews I even accept flames so feel free to do whatever you want. Just don't take my story! It may be perverted but it's my perverted story.

Disclaimer: I own plot how about you?

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Shouldn't Sabrina have a wand? This IS a Harry Potter fanfic. I guess she had surgery and implanted her wand in her finger. Her spell is still there. It will be there till I say it ends. Duh. Where did we leave off? Oh yes, Draco in tights. (*swoon*)

Whatever happened in Snape's office with McGonagall? Do you really want to know? If you don't just go away and flame my review or something. Here goes...

"Minerva! You wild woman. That's a great idea. Let me close the door first."

"I'll get the pieces."

They both hurried and did what the did. And before you know it they were...playing wizard chess. What else were you thinking about you sick perv?! Anyways...Snape won the first 5 games and McGonagall won the last 134 games. They got tired and so did their pieces.

"Let's go something we haven't done in more than ten years."

"Sure. What did you have in mind?"

"I'm not sure-"

"I know!"

And soon they were both on the floor doing what you thought they were doing earlier before. Yes I know it is so disgusting. But that's what they did. Really.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"What? Is my manly manhood getting to you?"

"No. I thought I saw a spider."

"Oh."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Am I to manly for you? Huh? I knew it! I am a MANLY MAN! Feel my POWER! MUAH HA HA!"

"No. It was just a mouse."

"Oh."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"What now? Do I need to perform an anti-scream spell?"

"No, I was just surprised by your 'power'"

"Darn! I missed my chance to say it."

Ok I'm going to stop now...This is getting to wild even for me.

~Herbolory Class~

"Today we will be charming ents. Now ent charming is very hard because they are so big and huge."

"Why do we charm ents?"

"Because I said so."

"Oh."

"Now wave your wands in the air and shout 'Hoomalicious' like you just don't care."

"Hoomalicious!"

"Good. Bring in the Ents!"

The giant ents came in and squashed Neville. No one seemed to notice.

"Shout Hoomalicious now!"

The class waved their wands in the air and shouted Hoomalicious like they just didn't care. The ents were dazed and they had blank stares in their eyes.

"Good job everyone! Now we can burn them!"

"Why do we burn ents?"

"How many times do I have to say this? BECAUSE I SAID SO!"

"Oh. Sorry I was just wondering."

They tapped the ents with their wands and they were on fire.

"Hoom! Hoom! Hoom!"

The ents were walking slowly shouting hoom. It was a spectacular sighte. Ents on fire and the remains of Neville's squished body. Class ended after the last ent burned down. Dean was longing for Draco and Harry was feeling a bit chilly in his Hobbit capris.

"Ew! I have Neville on my shoe! Disgusting."

"Who told you to step on him?"

"Harry did."

"I wasn't expecting an answer but okay..."

"Hey look! Malfoy is snogging Dean!"

"Ew...that is very VERY disturbing."

"I know. Who would want to kiss Malfoy after he just ate onions?"

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A/N Sorry that was a bit short! I was getting tired of talking about ents. Hoom! Anyways I hope you enjoyed it. Which class should I do next?