=My own experience with Lord Of The Rings=

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Chapter 52:

Grr…

"I'm going to kill them!" I shrieked later that evening, when we had stopped for the night.

"Who?" Ka asked.

"Why?" Ki asked.

"Who and why?" Chi asked. They were returning from a bathroom break and hadn't heard what had happened.

"That one, that one, that one, that one, that one, that one, that one, and that one!" I shouted, pointing to each of the Fellowship in their turn.

"And, why?" Chi asked as she grabbed a plate of freshly made food.

"I was issuing my declaration, like I told you earlier." I said, "You know, the one about how since I can't choose a guy, I was going to have them start a contest to see who kills the most Orcs?"

"Yeah. I remember." Chi said, "So?"

"Well, upon announcing that, both Sam and Aragorn dropped out. Forgivable, considering that they have girlfriends." I said, "So I decided to narrow it down more. I dropped the Hobbits, just in case Ka wanted one someday. And you know that I couldn't choose Boromir."

"Yeah, really." Chi said, "So, you were left with the Elf and the Dwarf. What happened?"

I took in a slow breath and tried to say it calmly, "Legolas asked why it was only the two of them that this was a 'foreboding' threat to them. Or something like that. And then Gimli vowed never to kill a Orc again! I hope you can see why I got a little aggravated."

"So?" Chi asked, "They were being mean."

"The point is;" I said, "If they don't kill Orcs just to avoid me, we could be in a lot of trouble when the Orcs next attack!"

"The solution is simple." Chi said.

"What is it?" Ka asked.

"Yeah." Ki added.

"Do the opposite! Say that the one who kills the least Orcs is stuck with you!" Chi said, brilliantly.

"Okay! You heard her, Gimli, Legolas!" I said, turning to them, "Whoever kills the least Orcs is stuck with me!"

"We had better start counting." Gimli whispered to Legolas, "I won't be stuck with her."

"Nor I." Legolas said, "It is a deal."

"Jerks." I muttered, returning to my dinner.

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