=My own experience with Lord Of The Rings=

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Chapter 55:

Spell-Check Hates Me!

"Hey, Sam, can you go and get the packs out of the boat?" Aragon asked him as the Elf left to scout the area. Boromir and Gimli were getting ready to hunt and the Hobbits were starting the fire to cook the dinner on.

"Yawn!" I yawned and stretched, "Who'd'a thunk riding in a boat would make you so tired?"

"You should speak in a more flowery manner," Chi said flowerily. Then, "'r else th' won't understand ya."

"True, true." I snickered, yawning again. "Hey, Ki and Ka, where are you two going?" I asked as I noticed them walking off with Merry and Pippin.

"We're going to pick some herbs to help make dinner good." Ka explained. Chi nodded, but I jumped up quickly and rushed over to the two Hobbits.

"Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took…" I said darkly to them, "Do not allow harm to come to my siblings, or suffer the wrath of…." I paused, searching my brain, "THE SILVER SURFER!"

"The Silver Surfer?" Chi laughed as they walked off, "What's he going to do to them? Hit them with his surfboard?"

"Using the Power Cosmic, he would wipe them and their descendants off the face of this planet." I said dramatically, turning to her. I suddenly pointed out to where Sam was running down the shore to the boats to get the last of the bags, "DON'T STEP ON THE GLASS, SAM!"

That startled everyone else in the group and they all looked at me curiously as Sam tripped and fell because he had also turned and wasn't looking where he was going.

"It was in the extended DVD." I explained, although it made sense to no one else.

"I think that was later in the movie." Chi said, "But that was so gorey! Poor Sam!" We both ran over to him and picked him up after examining his feet, to make sure they were unharmed.

"What's going on?" Ki asked as they both came back.

"Poor old Sam was trying to get hurt." I sighed heavily, "What's for dinner?"

"Chicken jalapeno pizza." Chi said, nodding, "Right?"

"What's that?" Ka asked as dinner started being made.

"A pizza." Ki said in a high-and-mighty manner.

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References:

The Silver Sufer, of course

The Extended FOTR DVD

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