By: Sapphi-chan
Rating: PG
Genre: Comedy/Humor
Disclaimer: I don't own them, but I wish I did
Author's notes: Be warned already that this fic contains sporadic high fluff content. (JOKE)
Cheeky: give justice to this!!!!
Sapphi: Hai hai
Cheeky: Excuse me but I have to tie up this Dracula of ours somewhere.
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"Akira don't put it fast it hurts."
"I'm trying to put it inside slowly koi."
"Why didn't you put oil so that it's easy to put it inside?"
"We don't have oil remember."
"Cause you use it always."
"I'm putting it SLOWLY… ok."
"It really hurts!!! Damn you Akira!"
"What did I do now?"
"Can you be more careful you're pounding it inside!"
"It's just that it's too tight."
"Tight?" Kaede looks at Akira.
"Ok, let me rephrase it… it's that it's a small opening."
"Hello have you seen a big opening?"
"Yeah a man-hole."
"… are you referring to the literal one or the other way around?"
He shifts a little closer to Kaede as he tries to enter it again slowly. "I was referring to the literal one."
"Just do it ok. Don't talk."
"It's you who's not suppose to talk."
"Ok how about try it once more, Aki"
"Hai hai." He just pokes it in the entrance.
"Grrr… you're not a help didn't you know that."
"Kae-kun you see it's a little red in what I can see from here."
"Cause you are not doing it right."
"Fine let's do it one more time." He inserts it carefully this time, and does make circular movements to make it a little comfortable for his koi.
"hmmm…"
"Wow I'm doing this right."
"Will. You. Shut. Up."
"Fine."
"Oh that's it, there."
"Talkative aren't we?"
"hmmm…mmm"
"Ok it's done. On to the next ear.!"
Author's notes:
Ok first of all... let me clarify to those ppl. who didn't get what htey are doing... Sendoh's cleaning Ru's ear. It doesn't sound right... let me do it again... they are having that Cleaning Ear session.
Pls. R& R.
