The Ultimate Exercise Training Camp
By: Sapphi-chan
Disclaimer:
The story is mine but not the SD characters

Chap. 2- Sit To Be Fit

Maki: Where's the instructor Sapphi-chan?

Sapphi-chan: They'll be here in a matter of one minute.

Fujima: You just told us that a while ago.

Sapphi-chan: Now I'm saying it again. ^-^

Ryota: You sure Ayako-chan that she's our instructor?

Ayako: *whacks his head* Yes and please be quiet...

Sakuragi: So what's the game Sapphi-chan?

The whole members of AK ML are hiding in the bushes near the conference room when Kataren and Crystal were being dragged along by Cache and Chi-kitsune to the room. The door opens and the four went straight to Sapphi who in turn introduces them to the guys.

Sapphi-chan: Kataren here will be your instructor for the first game, followed by Crystal for the 2nd game, Chi-kitsune for the 3rd game, Cache for the 4th game, and lastly me for the 5th game.

Kataren: ...WHAT?!?!?!

Cache: Come on you can do it! *whispers to Kataren* do it for us AK ML! look at them on the window!

Kataren: *looks at the window* Oh my look at them... *sees the AK ML members waving at her and taking pictures at our favorite couple*

Sapphi-chan: Wait guys I'll explain to your instructors the mechanics.... *grabbing them outside the room*


After 5 minutes....

Everyone was sitting on the chairs and were talking when the 5 girls enters the room.

Kataren: Ok let's start the games!!!!! Our first game will be....

Hikoichi: I'm scared...

Sendoh: Why?

Maki: I have the feeling that these games we are about to play in a short while has little twists.

Hikoichi: and those chairs...why do they have to be in that arrangement. *Everyone sweat drops*

Kateren: For the first game its Trip to Jerusalem! *Everyone with sweat drops* the mechanics is very simple. There are 10 people who will sit on the chairs while 11 will have to dance while moving in circles in from of the guys seated. When the music stops everyone must sit down to the 10 guys. There would be one person left w/o a seat, he will be out of the game! So now we will draw lots!!!!

Eddie: Eddie check! *takes pictures*

AKML members: ssshhhhh quiet Eddie!

Eddie: gomen ne.

Kataren: So here are the guys who will sit down! Sendoh, Maki, Hanagata, Mitsui, Sakuragi, Koshino, Uozomi, Hasegawa, Ikegami, Jin. So there everyone please sit down. Now the music will be Asereje! Everyone let's start the game!!!!!

All the AK ML members are geared up w/ cameras and video cams to record this once in a lifetime event. /Yeah it is a once in a lifetime folks cause they won't be dancing that song after this game./

After 10 minutes...

Kataren: Rukawa dance! Asereje ja meje mejere.... *dances along with the other 5 girls and the rest of the world*

Rukawa: Give me a reason to do it and I swear I won't complain *eyes bouncing Sendoh suspiciously*

Sapphi-chan: It's a part of the game! We have a price for the greatest dancer. ^_____^;;;

Rukawa: ... You think I want the damn prize? /As if I went here to this supposed, "training" to make a fool out of myself.../

Sendoh: Please just do it so that we can get over with this game. /I want to see you dance Rukawa/

Rukawa: *YOU* do it then. *Looking so immaculately cute, like a pouting baby* If you want to get over this so easily, I told you, you do it then /while I make myself scarce and do some actual training/

The music stops and Sendoh grabs Rukawa to sit on him.

Rukawa: !!!

Rukawa: What the-?? *Suppresses a blush as Sendoh presses his body to Rukawa's back* WHAT IS THIS GAME??? FIRST I HAVE TO DANCE; NOW I'M SEATED ON SENDOH???

Maki: Wow I didn't know that he could talk like Sakuragi... *pointing to Sakuragi*

Rukawa: /I've been defiled & clamps mouth over mouth/

Sendoh: Wow, he manages to string two coherent sentences together...shouting at that! *Loves the way Rukawa's body is pressed to him*

Akagi falls to the floor because Uozomi shoved him off.

Kataren: Awww sorry Akagi better luck next time. So Uozomi can you be removed from the game?

Uozomi: Uh...sure... /Need to go to the bathroom and at least I can escape dancing with that song/

After 15 minutes... Rukawa and Fujima are left to play the game thanks to Sendoh who keeps on grabbing Rukawa so he won't lose the game.

Rukawa: /Why do I have to be left here for the last round???/ *he starts to do some minimal steps of Asereje*

Fujima: Never knew you could dance.

Sendoh: *looks at his kitsune dance*

The music cease to halt, Sendoh makes a valiant leap (with the misfortune of the chair stubbornly welded to his butt due to presence of gum) and makes a grab for Rukawa's hips. Then Kataren pronounced them as winners of the game since Sendoh has the chair and Rukawa below him. *Yaoi couples cheer... the others jeer* AK ML is taking pictures!!!!! And videos the scene! Some are drooling *completely neglecting the proper decorum* and some pulls the bucket out from hyper-bucketspace for the drools!

Eddie: Eddie Check!!! *takes a picture of the couple*

Hikaru: Hikaru Check!!! *takes a video cam and records the scene*




Author's notes: This is getting better and better every game...and lots of pairings and comedy on the next chapters!