Author's notes: In making this fic I would like to thank those ppl. who are a part of this fic... This is for all SD fans out there....
After the boys went down the cliff and the instructors are asking our fellow (all ml members of slam dunk) SD ML members to board the 7 ferryboats, the boys are given 30 minutes rest plus food and drinks care off by Anduril. Hanagata and Fujima stroll near the crystal clear, shallow waters. Sakuragi, Ryota, Ayako, and Hikoichi placed their feet in the cold water. Everyone is having a time of his or her life in this remote area of the resort. Unfortunately, not all of them are happy with the 30-minute break.
Sendoh and Rukawa are stuck in the strap…[Hint, hint one of our fellow member have decided to put a very sticky glue on the strap.] Sendoh tried every possible way to get out, like do a 360-degree turn or pushes the straps harder. Sendoh just flashes his patented smile to a very much-annoyed Rukawa.
Hana: Oh no! They need to be out of that strap!
Sapphi-chan: Don't panic, um… is water a good remover for sticky substance?
Chi-kitsune: Let's use your chain saw Sapphi-chan -the two boys move a little far from the instructors, and the instructors were given a head shake and a couple of No's-
Kataren: I'll bite the strap!
Lyv: Don't! Remember you did go to your doctor a couple of days ago.
Kataren: Oh yeah! Thanks for reminding me!
Cache: I know!
A couple of minutes…
The instructors however, learned the very secret behind the strap, helps the boys how get it out. After struggling to get the straps out by using a miniature flame-thrower of Cache, the boys got their rest and the remaining break time they got, they went to different shades of blushes until our next instructor Cache called out.
The instructors are talking to each other when our boys are to be executing another activity for Island to Island.
Sapphi-chan: I pass the crown of Instructor of the game to Cache.
Cache: Thank you, thank you!
Chi-kitsune: This is going to be exciting!
Sapphi-chan: -faces the boys- Since your game needs a big venue, in this case I asked Kim to be the assistant instructor for this game.
Kim: Hello everybody! This is yours truly, simply Kim your assistant instructor.
Mitsui: Simply Kim?
Lyv: Congratulations Mitsui! You won our prize for this day!
Mitsui: Me???
Lyv: The person who talks the 215 is the winner for this day! You win this expensive one of a kind rare set of Dentures! [Take Note!!!! - Those dentures being awarded to Mitsui are the dentures of Adolf Hitler… Those times, the dentures are the iron types with heavy metal springs.]
Mitsui: Demo I have mines already…
Lyv: Just keep the prize ok ~_^
Sapphi-chan: (I better not laugh or else Lyv will kill me!)
Chi-kitsune: You can get your prize after we finish this game ok.
Cache: Ok listen carefully to my instructions! This next game will determine your physical ability and navigating abilities. Your partners a while ago will be your partners for this event. The game requires you both to paddle your way with a log boat to the next island.
Koshino: Ok let's get on with this!
The boys found the boats and as the instructor Cache told them it's really a log and has two paddles. The instructors are in their color assigned Jet Ski along with mega-phone and life vest. The ML members are in the ferryboats along with one of the instructors Crystal, since Kim exchange with her. Sendoh and Rukawa are in the same log boat. Sendoh on the other hand is currently thinking about the person in front of him. Then a sudden revelation came to him…
Rukawa = kitsune= river + maple leaf
Sendoh = god of the tree + intelligence, brightness
Sakuragi and Ryota were the first to arrive the island. Their teamwork has paid off, Sakuragi plus Ryota equals to ultra high speed rowing; while Maki and Nobunaga are currently tied with Fujima and Hanagata and next both are behind Sakuragi and Ryota.
Everybody is currently doing their best to paddle the log boat, while some envy the ML members in ferryboats and some to the instructors who have Jet Skies. Cache on the other hand was keeping everyone in track on what's going on. Until, Sapphi-chan forgot to tell her something.
Sapphi-chan: Uh…Cache you forgot something that will concern them…the players I mean.
Cache: What about it?
Kim: Is there a problem Sapphi-chan?
Sapphi-chan: Uh yeah you see… -whispers it to them-
Cache: WHAT!?!?!?!
Kim: We should say this!
When the three have finish their conversation, they heard a shout from Crystal and some ML members [note they still have their cameras and video cams rolling], when they realized what's the problem it was a particular pairs again that falls into mishap. The two members of Shoyo and of course our own captains of Ryonan and Shohoku. Both are sinking as they went on rowing their boats to the finish line. Kim manages to say the warning but it's too late. The shark is already near them and is about to eat them alive. Fortunately, the pairs have survived when they realize that the shark has no teeth. I reapeat no teeth… and I repeat it once more NO TEETH.
Kogure: Mitsui-kun you can offer the new set of dentures to the shark if you want -then gives his warm, innocent smile-
Mitsui: -is embarrassed cause of a tinge of crimson shade in his cheeks- Don't remind me about the dentures!
Eddie: O.O lovers quarrel …Eddie check!
Xiu: I dare not say anything about it. All I know is that you're not supposed to fight especially you are alone in a boat…if you know what I mean.
Diggler: Hentai! Hentai!
Some AK ML: Lemon! Lemon! [Sapphi: Can't do that look this is Rated G ok]
Hikaru: Aaaawwww…
Crystal: If I have a time I'll give you a lemon! The literal lemon I mean, you know the one you can drink.
Hikaru, Diggler: -_-
Crystal: ^_____^
Back to Akagi and Uozumi….
Uozumi: You're heavy that's why we nearly were being eaten alive by that toothless shark!
Akagi: Who says so; you're the one who's heavy!
Sapphi-chan: -does the newscaster style- We momentarily disturb you viewers of this breaking news. The War of the Apes is now showing at your TV sets or monitors as you can see at my right side. This is live, straight from Club SenRu owned by Lyv. Here we can see two Apes, actually they are known to us as Boss Ape and Gori. They are fighting in the middle of the sea in a log boat, I repeat Log Boat, and I repeat once more Log Boat. Akikenia Live Broadcasting Station brings this breaking news to you by Sapphi-chan back to the story, Cache.
Cache: Thank you Sapphi-chan, now I wonder when will they stop?
Chi-kitsune: As soon as they're out of breath?
Kataren: When they're dead.
Kim: When they admit to themselves that this is a lover's quarrel.
Everyone: -sweatdrops-
Sakuragi and the rest in the island: That's the time when all of us are dead!!!!!!!!!
Sapphi-chan: Ano…Kim let's discuss this for a moment
Let us have again a minute of silence to reflect on what she said.
Xiu: I absolutely disagree with Kim!
Hana: That will happen when all of the writers of Slam Dunk have no ideas anymore.
Writers: Sou sou
While everyone are discussing about the controversial statement done by Kim, Sendoh and Rukawa are peacefully rowing their boats and having a quiet quality time with each other, or so as they thought. They didn't realized that while our instructors are currently having a brief conference, our AK ML members are 5 times more geared up with videos, live cams, satellite dish, sensors, 7610 Nokia cellphone, lights, plus pairs of eyes looking at them, and mouths that drools with a drool buckets. All of these are focused on them both oh some do focused it to some of the couples here and there and everywhere.
Sendoh: When will they stop taking pictures of us?
Rukawa: When we get back to our school?
Sendoh: I mean here… can we just be like alone or something.
Rukawa: I don't want to be alone with a guy like you.
Sendoh: Why?
Rukawa: Because you're a hentai.
Sendoh: Ouch! You hurt my feelings… -acts like he's going to cry-
Rukawa: Ok ok I take back what I said a while ago.
Sendoh: Honto?
Rukawa: Honto.
Sendoh: aaawww you're such a sweet person didn't you know that?
Rukwa: Is there a double meaning to it?
Sendoh: NO! Absolutely not! [Well there is… you're really like a candy to me ^^]
After a staggering 20 minutes of rowing…every one have landed to the island.
Maki: The eagle has landed.
Chi-kitsune: -laughs at the statement of Maki-
Maki: What?
Chi-kitsune: Nothing!
While on the island… the rest of the guys are sitting there and some found a strange sign board that says, "Welcome to Monkey Island".
Hanagata: Is this the end?
Maki: I hope so…
ML members [off all Slam Dunk]: I hope not! -does the cross-fingers-
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Author's notes:
Ok to anyone who reads this fic and did count the dialogs and it's exactly 215, I guarantee you that I didn't count it. The dentures were actually one of my friend's idea to make it funny… the shark! Oh my you know if you got dentures as a winning prize, then there's a reason for it right? If you get why Chi-kitsune laughs at what Maki just said, in Psychology you are having a Defense Mechanism of Condensation if you are curious just email me and I could tell you all about it.
