YEAH!! SPRING BREAK!!! Here I am with another weird, disturbing, nasty
hobbitses story! Ok, ok, maybe they're not THAT nasty. In this chapter, we
will continue this fun filled story with *drum roll* BOROMIR!!! Have fun!
^_^
Oh, and also, this chapter contains Spanish! Don't worry; I have translations. Enjoy!
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(Boromir)
"Are ya ready kids? Aye-aye, captain!" Jenny yelled suddenly.
"Stop that." I said. "It is getting rather-"
"I CAN'T HEEEEEEAR YOOOOOUU!!!! AYE-AYE CAPTAIN!!!"
"ARRRGGH! IN THE NAME OF THE ALMIGHTY-"
"OOOOOOOOOH!!! WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? SPONGEBO-"
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAPPPPP! Silence. Everyone looked to see that Gandalf cast a silence spell over Jenny.
"Thank the Valar!" I muttered. Jenny glared at me and started mouthing silently at me. I smirked and turned around, grateful for the silence. For a few moments I walked along humming happily. One minute later I found myself flat on my face. I slowly got up and looked around, dazed. Jenny was standing over me smirking.
"YOU TRIPPED ME!!" I yelled, scrambling up. My shield slipped and landed heavily on my rear end.
"AAAAAGGGHHH!!!" I yelled. Jenny doubled up in silent laughter. The rest of the Fellowship had turned to see what happened. Most of them were trying to look sorry for me but the hobbits, who seemed to have formed an alliance with Jenny in the last few days, were on all fours laughing and pounding the ground.
"You little devil! RAAAAAAAH!! Wait 'till I get my hands on you! I'll teach you to mess with me!" I yelled in anger. I dropped my shield and started chasing after Jenny. Her mouth was open in a silent scream as she ran away from me. She tripped on a root and looked up at me in fear. I advanced on her, but was blocked by Legolas, who stepped in front of her.
"It was only a childish prank, Boromir. No need to lose your head!" He said. He turned around to face Jenny and she threw her arms around his neck and buried her face in his shoulder. He patted her back as her shoulders shook. She lifted her head up a bit, stuck her tongue out at me, and buried her face in Legolas's shoulder again. The little brat!!
"Let us continue now." Gandalf said. Jenny waved her hands to get everyone's attention and then pointed to her mouth.
"Are you hungry, Jenny?" Legolas asked. She shook her head and pointed at her mouth again. The Fellowship looked at each other, clueless, as Jenny started pointing wildly at her mouth.
"Jenny, if you want us to know what you're trying to say, why not just say it?" Pippin asked. Jenny looked down at the little hobbit and then started moving her jaw up and down while pointing wildly at her mouth and hopping in place. The fellowship just stared with their mouths hanging open.
"What do you think she's trying to do?" Gimli said, looking at Jenny blankly.
"Maybe she's finally off her rocker." Frodo said, his head following her hopping motion. She stopped and glared at Frodo. She then put her hands on her throat and then extended her hands out in front of her as if she were singing.
"It looks as if she's trying to woo someone." Aragorn said, his eyebrows raised.
"She's definitely wooing me!" Merry said, grinning. Jenny abruptly stopped at those words and just merely pointed at her throat.
"Is it a sore throat?" Sam inquired. Jenny shook her head in frustration. She suddenly got an idea and picked up a stick from the ground and wrote in the dirt. Everyone gathered around to see what she was writing.
"I still cannot speak. Please take the stupid curse thingy off of me now." Gandalf read. "As you wish. Stand back everyone." Everyone did as they were told and stood back while Gandalf pointed his staff at Jenny and muttered a few incantations. A light flashed, causing everyone to shield their eyes. Everyone looked at Jenny, who was blinking from the light.
"Can you speak Jenny?" Gandalf asked.
"Sí, gracias." Jenny said. (Translation: Yes, thank you) Everyone blinked.
"What did you say?" I asked. It sounded like she was talking about the sea and grass. She suddenly had a look of horror upon her face
"¡Ah mi cielos! ¡Ah mi cielos! ¿Qué acontece? ¿Por qué hablo yo el español?" She yelled, flailing her arms in the air. (Translation: Oh my skies! Oh my skies! What happened? Why am I speaking Spanish?) Legolas tried desperately to calm her down, but to no effect.
"Jenny-" Legolas tried to say.
"¡Hablo el español! ¡Ah Dios, yo Hablo el español! ¡Esto no es bueno! ¡No bueno!" She yelled. (Translation: I'm speaking Spanish! Oh, god I'm speaking Spanish! This is not good! Not good!) I tried to grab her by the arm and calm her down, but she started yelling strange words again.
"¡No me toque! ¡He obtenido suficientes problemas ya, y yo no necesito un feo a semejanza de droga usted conmovedor mí!" She shrieked, whacking me repeatedly. (Translation: Do not touch me! I have obtained sufficient problems already, and I do not need an ugly one to touch me!)
"Jenny-" Gandalf said.
"¡Quiero a mi mami!" (Translation: I want my mommy!)
"JENNY! SHUT UP, WILL YA?" Aragorn yelled. Everyone looked at him, shocked. This was the first time anyone had ever heard him yell so loud. Jenny obeyed and put on a pouty face.
"Erm, thank you, Aragorn. We need to be heading on now, but I will be thinking for a spell for Jenny while we walk." He cast a nervous glance at Jenny before they set off again.
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(Aragorn)
"Usted huele extraño. ¿Cuán largo lo tiene dura bañado y lavado el cabello?" Jenny said, looking up at me. (Translation: You smell strange. How long have you bathed and washed your hair?)
"Jenny, you know I can't understand a word you're saying." I said. Suddenly she grinned and walked over to Legolas.
"Su extremo es hermoso, O guapa uno." Jenny said, giggling. (Translation: Your butt is extremely beautiful, O handsome one!) Legolas edged away from her a bit. He could tell by the look in her eyes and the tone of her voice that he was better off not knowing what she just said. "Usted es atractiva." She purred. (Translation: You are sexy) Legolas looked around nervously, picked up Pippin and put him down so that he separated Legolas from Jenny.
"The sooner Gandalf comes up with a spell, the better." Legolas muttered. I had to fight the urge to laugh.
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How did you like this chapter? Is my Spanish OK? Make friends with the purple button at the bottom of the screen!! ^_^
Oh, and also, this chapter contains Spanish! Don't worry; I have translations. Enjoy!
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(Boromir)
"Are ya ready kids? Aye-aye, captain!" Jenny yelled suddenly.
"Stop that." I said. "It is getting rather-"
"I CAN'T HEEEEEEAR YOOOOOUU!!!! AYE-AYE CAPTAIN!!!"
"ARRRGGH! IN THE NAME OF THE ALMIGHTY-"
"OOOOOOOOOH!!! WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? SPONGEBO-"
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAPPPPP! Silence. Everyone looked to see that Gandalf cast a silence spell over Jenny.
"Thank the Valar!" I muttered. Jenny glared at me and started mouthing silently at me. I smirked and turned around, grateful for the silence. For a few moments I walked along humming happily. One minute later I found myself flat on my face. I slowly got up and looked around, dazed. Jenny was standing over me smirking.
"YOU TRIPPED ME!!" I yelled, scrambling up. My shield slipped and landed heavily on my rear end.
"AAAAAGGGHHH!!!" I yelled. Jenny doubled up in silent laughter. The rest of the Fellowship had turned to see what happened. Most of them were trying to look sorry for me but the hobbits, who seemed to have formed an alliance with Jenny in the last few days, were on all fours laughing and pounding the ground.
"You little devil! RAAAAAAAH!! Wait 'till I get my hands on you! I'll teach you to mess with me!" I yelled in anger. I dropped my shield and started chasing after Jenny. Her mouth was open in a silent scream as she ran away from me. She tripped on a root and looked up at me in fear. I advanced on her, but was blocked by Legolas, who stepped in front of her.
"It was only a childish prank, Boromir. No need to lose your head!" He said. He turned around to face Jenny and she threw her arms around his neck and buried her face in his shoulder. He patted her back as her shoulders shook. She lifted her head up a bit, stuck her tongue out at me, and buried her face in Legolas's shoulder again. The little brat!!
"Let us continue now." Gandalf said. Jenny waved her hands to get everyone's attention and then pointed to her mouth.
"Are you hungry, Jenny?" Legolas asked. She shook her head and pointed at her mouth again. The Fellowship looked at each other, clueless, as Jenny started pointing wildly at her mouth.
"Jenny, if you want us to know what you're trying to say, why not just say it?" Pippin asked. Jenny looked down at the little hobbit and then started moving her jaw up and down while pointing wildly at her mouth and hopping in place. The fellowship just stared with their mouths hanging open.
"What do you think she's trying to do?" Gimli said, looking at Jenny blankly.
"Maybe she's finally off her rocker." Frodo said, his head following her hopping motion. She stopped and glared at Frodo. She then put her hands on her throat and then extended her hands out in front of her as if she were singing.
"It looks as if she's trying to woo someone." Aragorn said, his eyebrows raised.
"She's definitely wooing me!" Merry said, grinning. Jenny abruptly stopped at those words and just merely pointed at her throat.
"Is it a sore throat?" Sam inquired. Jenny shook her head in frustration. She suddenly got an idea and picked up a stick from the ground and wrote in the dirt. Everyone gathered around to see what she was writing.
"I still cannot speak. Please take the stupid curse thingy off of me now." Gandalf read. "As you wish. Stand back everyone." Everyone did as they were told and stood back while Gandalf pointed his staff at Jenny and muttered a few incantations. A light flashed, causing everyone to shield their eyes. Everyone looked at Jenny, who was blinking from the light.
"Can you speak Jenny?" Gandalf asked.
"Sí, gracias." Jenny said. (Translation: Yes, thank you) Everyone blinked.
"What did you say?" I asked. It sounded like she was talking about the sea and grass. She suddenly had a look of horror upon her face
"¡Ah mi cielos! ¡Ah mi cielos! ¿Qué acontece? ¿Por qué hablo yo el español?" She yelled, flailing her arms in the air. (Translation: Oh my skies! Oh my skies! What happened? Why am I speaking Spanish?) Legolas tried desperately to calm her down, but to no effect.
"Jenny-" Legolas tried to say.
"¡Hablo el español! ¡Ah Dios, yo Hablo el español! ¡Esto no es bueno! ¡No bueno!" She yelled. (Translation: I'm speaking Spanish! Oh, god I'm speaking Spanish! This is not good! Not good!) I tried to grab her by the arm and calm her down, but she started yelling strange words again.
"¡No me toque! ¡He obtenido suficientes problemas ya, y yo no necesito un feo a semejanza de droga usted conmovedor mí!" She shrieked, whacking me repeatedly. (Translation: Do not touch me! I have obtained sufficient problems already, and I do not need an ugly one to touch me!)
"Jenny-" Gandalf said.
"¡Quiero a mi mami!" (Translation: I want my mommy!)
"JENNY! SHUT UP, WILL YA?" Aragorn yelled. Everyone looked at him, shocked. This was the first time anyone had ever heard him yell so loud. Jenny obeyed and put on a pouty face.
"Erm, thank you, Aragorn. We need to be heading on now, but I will be thinking for a spell for Jenny while we walk." He cast a nervous glance at Jenny before they set off again.
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(Aragorn)
"Usted huele extraño. ¿Cuán largo lo tiene dura bañado y lavado el cabello?" Jenny said, looking up at me. (Translation: You smell strange. How long have you bathed and washed your hair?)
"Jenny, you know I can't understand a word you're saying." I said. Suddenly she grinned and walked over to Legolas.
"Su extremo es hermoso, O guapa uno." Jenny said, giggling. (Translation: Your butt is extremely beautiful, O handsome one!) Legolas edged away from her a bit. He could tell by the look in her eyes and the tone of her voice that he was better off not knowing what she just said. "Usted es atractiva." She purred. (Translation: You are sexy) Legolas looked around nervously, picked up Pippin and put him down so that he separated Legolas from Jenny.
"The sooner Gandalf comes up with a spell, the better." Legolas muttered. I had to fight the urge to laugh.
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How did you like this chapter? Is my Spanish OK? Make friends with the purple button at the bottom of the screen!! ^_^
