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WARNING: this chapter is filled with perversions, violence and maybe some suggestive scenes. Just the way I like it ^_^

                                                                                    Introduction:

Haitani: Hey there, Haitani Masayuki has returned. Today's main subject is Keisuke. And I am revealing the real identity of the other half-blood. But since everyone else is asleep not too many LH characters will be in this chapter (I wonder if this chapter can really be called a Love Hina fanfic). I might as well start the fic. Grabs a can of beer or maybe not yet *hic*

Somewhere on the Tuatha de Danaan

John: Don't get too comfortable with my name

Haitani: positively drunk blah, blah, blah

John: Hey I wasn't done yet!!!

Haitani: Shut up! Go to hell and die!

John: gets taken down by Gaul

Gaul: So tell me John…points the gun at John's "little John" How are you John…

John: panics (who wouldn't) No please!!!

Gaul: waves pointer finger in front of his face Wrong answer…pulls trigger

John: screaming in pain Nooooo!!!@#$%^&#%^^& NOT LITTLE JOHN!!!

Gaul: Whoops forgot we weren't in the LH universe anymore…oh well…

Weber: I like this ending better

Mao: Baka! hits Weber with a paper fan we can't have him blast off a guys "little soldier" every other chapter can we!!!

Weber: Just as long as it's not mine

                                                                        Chapter 2: Keisuke's story

            It had been around a week since Keisuke arrived, the lights were out all over Hinata as the storm raged outside their homes. Keisuke watched the rain as he sat by the windowsill. The stillness of the room was broken when Kitsune wandered inside.

"Uh, Keisuke if you don't mind can I stay here for a while? It gets awfully lonely when they get stranded like this." Kitsune asked as she sat down

"Sure" Keisuke replied not looking away from the rain

"You seem to be deep in thought, anything bothering you?"

"No, it's nothing really."

"Aww…c'mon it's obvious that something's bothering you. You can tell me"

"Only if you promise not to tell a soul." Keisuke's voice trailed off. He unsheathed his sword and smiled in a way that only Kitsune used to smile and said "Or else I'm going to have to cut off your head"

Kitsune sweatdropped and said to herself "Maybe that wasn't such a good idea, he must've gone drinking" but she quickly regained her bearings and said "So what is it?"

Keisuke sheathed his sword, faced her and said "Just don't tell anyone"

                                                                                  3 years earlier

                                                                   Deep in the mountains of Shinmei

            Keisuke hurried down the path Megumi and Shigure had shown him a few days earlier. The path was almost completely hidden because of the vines and undergrowth that snaked along the length of the path. But at the end of it was a lake with it's crystal clear waters, sandy sides and breathtaking view anyone would brave the entire journey for.

"Too bad they couldn't come today, practice my ass. All they want to "do" is each other" Keisuke told himself as he walked a bit slower since he was reaching the steep incline near the lake.

            Despite his best efforts Keisuke slipped on some rocks and tumbled down the path. After a few painful seconds he found himself up in the air before he made contact with the water a few moments later. He swam up to the surface and took a deep breath. After a while he noticed that he was swimming beside the unconscious form of a yellow haired, very attractive and equally naked woman.

            Realizing if he stared a bit longer he would get a very nasty nosebleed. He slowly swam to the water's edge with his arms around her waist as he enjoyed feeling the two large "melons" rub against his arms every so often. When he reached the waters edge he laid her down on her back and covered her body with the clothes that seemed to belong to her.

"She may need mouth to mouth resuscitation" Keisuke told himself as he paced back and forth "It's not like I have any dirty intentions"

He took a glance at her face but almost immediately he started to get lost in his own world "Wah!!! I should really stop talking to myself!" Keisuke screamed as he banged his head against a nearby tree "All right! Let's do this!"

            But as he was about to give her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation she woke up. They stared at each other for a few moments before she realized what kind of position they were in. Her hands balled into fists and she punched him so hard he was airborne again. And he would have gone farther if a tree branch hadn't stopped his short-lived flight.

Keisuke's eyes were just a pair of swirls when she got to him. She knelt beside him and said "I'm so sorry, it was sort of reflexive since you looked like a dirty pervert."

"It's all right. Anyway I'm Keisuke, you are?"

"Yuki, nice to meet you Keisuke-san"

"Nice to meet you too"

                                                                               Back at Hinata-Sou

The storm had worsened and Kitsune had started shivering. Keisuke noticed this and motioned for her to come closer. She sat beside him, suddenly he wrapped one of his arms around her waist and took a blanket that covered both of their bodies.

"Keisuke this storm is getting worse"

"I know"

"So what happened after that?

                                                                                   2 years earlier

                                                                            In the Shinmei-ryu dojo

           It had been nearly a year since Keisuke and Yuki met. In those months Yuki became friends with Megumi and Shigure. It also turned out she was skilled in the use of the naginata. So skilled she became one of Keisuke's retainers. And in this they became very close.

"Hey, Megumi" Shigure called "You want to come with us to the lake?"

            Megumi was a fairly tall woman of 19, she had long black hair which was a bit shorter than Keisuke's. A bit too strict on the job she makes up for it with her naturally pleasing personality. Strangely enough when she's not on duty she's pretty laid back and upbeat. She was a battlefield ninja and her weapon of choice was the zatoichi. A concealed weapon that was a bit large for usual ninjas. She also had a good throwing arm and was frighteningly accurate with kunai.

            Shigure on the other hand was the tallest one in the group and was 2 months older than Megumi, he had red hair that reached his shoulders. Reckless, perverted, casual and flirty seemed to describe him best, he rarely gets angry but when he does nobody is safe. He was pretty much the one that makes the jokes that gets people out of the worst moods. He was also one of the most skilled samurai in the clan, he used the No-Dachi with the speed of a wakizashi.

"I'll be with you in a minute" replied Megumi

            A few minutes later Megumi and Shigure joined Keisuke and Yuki. While they were walking they noticed that some of the shadows seemed to be moving. As they went deeper down the path a large tree fell, blocking the exit. The shadows seemed to be moving closer and at a quick pace as well.

"Demons!!!" screamed Shigure as they drew their weapons. Seconds later hundreds of demons started spewing from every crevice in the forest towards them

"There's too many of them!" Megumi exclaimed "We have to get out of here"

"Can't we're surrounded" Keisuke told her as he tried to avoid the wall of claws, jaws and fangs

"I guess we have to fight them off" Yuki told the as she sliced one in half. She smiled devilishly as she sliced another from the groin upwards

"Well we don't have any other choice do we?" Megumi told them as she threw 3 kunai at the demons. They hit their mark and 3 demons fell.

"Just don't do that to me" Shigure replied as he covered his crotch area

            The battle had been going for about half an hour and both sides were completely exhausted. Keisuke had kept eerily quiet since he lost sight of Yuki. Yet the demon's ranks kept falling and soon they were retreating. Shigure couldn't pursue them anymore so he leaned against a tree and slid down. Megumi immediately took off her bandana and wrapped it around Shigure's arm wound.

"Have any of you seen Yuki?" Keisuke asked after the bandana had been secured around Shigure's wound. Before they could reply they heard Yuki's pain filled cry for help.

            Despite the pain Shigure joined them in following the source of her cry. After every passing second her cries became weaker and weaker. When they arrived what they saw terrified them. A greater demon stood in front of Yuki one of his hands seemed to be strangling her and her reaction seemed to confirm this, yet he wasn't touching her. She looked terrible, her entire body was covered in wounds, her clothes were drenched in her blood and the look on face showed only pain, unspeakable pain. Suddenly she stopped struggling, her eyes closed and the demon let go of her. Her body became limp and fell to the ground.

Megumi started to cry and Shigure tried to comfort her. Keisuke couldn't hold it in any longer he had to scream "Yuki!!!" The demon turned around and saw them, he smirked and suddenly Yuki came back to life her eyes glowed red, she picked up her naginata and charged towards them.

"I'll get the demon you guys try to delay Yuki" Megumi told them as she evaded the naginata's blade. They both nodded and drew their weapons.

            Shigure was next in line, she swung the naginata and the blades met. Shigure in his weakened condition was knocked back. Keisuke tried to distract her by blocking the killing blow she was about to deal to Shigure. He succeeded she faced him and she swung it at him. He blocked it and tried to deal a few blows himself, but her reaction time was too fast and she parried all of them. He saw her eyes, they didn't resemble that of a killer they were that of a person in pain.

The tears slid down her cheek "Kill me please" Yuki said weakly. This surprised everyone on the battlefield.

"Just hang on a bit longer Yuki!" Megumi screamed as she threw 6 of her kunai at the demon. 2 hit his eyes and the rest were parried away. As she landed, the demon's huge hands swatted her away. The sound of some of her ribs cracking echoed throughout the forest, as she hit the trunk of a nearby tree.

 "Megumi!!!"

"Keisuke, take care of him I'll hold her at bay" Shigure told him as he stood up.

"Are you sure you can take her? She's very good with that thing."

"At least I can handle her better than him"

            Keisuke nodded then charged towards the demon that was now slashing around blindly due to the kunai that had pierced his eyes. He evaded the demon's clawed hands and used a quick draw attack that cut the demon into 2 neat pieces. He turned to see that he was too late. About one-eighth of the naginata's blade had dug deep into Shigure's abdomen.

Shigure pulled out the blade and said "You're safe now Yuki…" his voice trailed off and he fell down face first on the forest floor. Yuki soon followed as the glow disappeared from her eyes.

            About 4 hours later Shigure and Megumi had woken up and had gone back to their rooms. Yuki on the other hand had not woken up and the clan's herbs seemed to not take any effect just yet. Keisuke sat beside her silently contemplating on what had just happened. One of the servants came up to him and told him that he was being summoned by his father.

He slowly made his way towards his father's house, when he arrived his father ordered the guards to go outside and not to let anyone inside. His father faced him and said "Keisuke, I have something to tell you"

"I don't want to sound disrespectful but can you please make this quick, Yuki could be waking up any minute now"

"It's about Yuki"

"What is it?"

"We have found out her true identity, she is a half-demon"

"It can't be!"

"It is, she is to be executed tomorrow"

"No! You can't"

"I can and I will, unless…"

"Unless what?"

"…you kill her tonight"

"I can't do that!"

He flashed a sadistic smile and said "Too bad, in that case…the torture starts now"

"Torture! What are you talking about?"

"You don't expect us to forgive her that easily right, I won't give her the satisfaction of a quick death"

"But if I am the one to kill her will I still have to do it slowly" Keisuke asked as a shadow covered his face

"No"

"Then I shall be the one to take her life" Keisuke told him as he turned his back on his father and left the house.

            When he stepped out he saw her leaning beside a cherry tree watching the cherry blossoms fall. She noticed him and embraced him immediately. He tried to act like he wasn't going to do what he was about to later so he wrapped his arms around her as well. As the sun set he led her to a secluded spot near his house and told her to wait for him. He took a knife and came back only to see that she was gone.

"I know what you did and will do" Yuki said calmly as she stepped out of the shadows

"Yuki, what are you talking about?" Keisuke told her, trying to feign ignorance.

"I know you're going to kill me, I don't blame you really"

"B…but I can't" he told her as he dropped the knife on the ground. She picked it up and thrust it in his hands.

"You know he'll hunt us down if you don't. It's better if I die now, at least I'll know you'll be safe" she told him as she opened up her dress and pointed to her heart "If you stab me here I won't feel it that much"

"Yuki… If only it didn't end up like this"

"It must have been fate, just remember I'll never forget you" she told him before she seized him by the collar and kissed him full on the mouth.

            A tear slid down his cheek as he held her close to him and stabbed her from behind. Her body stiffened and blood trickled from her mouth into Keisuke's. Her eyes closed and her grip lightened. Keisuke didn't want to let go, he didn't know how long he stood there with her lifeless body still kissing him. A few moments later he buried her there at the spot he killed her, under the cherry tree. It had started to rain harder than he had ever seen before.

"Yuki…you used to love the rain" he said to her grave "What's so bad about being a half-demon anyway!!!" he left her and barged into his father's house.

The guards let him pass without question and he was surprised to see him waiting for him. But he didn't care about respect or traditions anymore so he didn't kneel down or anything, he just stood there and screamed "What the hell is so bad about her being part demon anyway! It's not like she wanted to kill us, she was being controlled by that greater demon!"

"It is forbidden by our clan and all the others before us for humans and demons to have children. The parents and children are to be killed upon discovery. Friends and retainers are not exempted" he said calmly

"Screw those traditions! I loved her and she loved me, what was so wrong about that!"

"It is forbidden and that is that" he said with a hint of finality in his voice "This conversation is boring me I will retire for the night and I suggest you do as well, there is a battle to be fought in the morning."

"Battle? Shigure and Megumi are injured!

"Who cares they can walk can't they"

"So what if they can walk! Shigure is bleeding bucket loads and Some of Megumi's ribs are broken!"

"If they can walk they can fight, see you in the morning" he told him as he walked away

"Otou-san! Otou-san!!!" Keisuke screamed as his father walked away. His father ignored him and disappeared in the shadows "Stupid old goat!!!" Keisuke screamed as he punched the wooden part of the wall.

            Keisuke didn't sleep well that night. Yuki's death kept repeating itself in his mind. His father's words weren't very helpful either. And the thought of the upcoming battle kept waking him up in the middle of the night. He thought some fresh air would do him some good so he stepped outside. There he saw Megumi staring at the moon, he walked up to her and put his hand on her shoulder.

"So did you hear about the battle tomorrow?" Keisuke asked and she nodded wordlessly

Keisuke was becoming nervous so he tried again "So where's Shigure?"

"He's inside my room, he was bleeding so much I had to watch over him for the whole night"

"I see…, well I better go back to sleep now" he said as he walked away

                                                                                The next morning:

            Keisuke tried his best to relax for the upcoming battle, anyway the entire clan other than his family was there. His swords were beside him, even though he told them to stay Shigure and Megumi still came. The grass was still damp and the air was fresh, it should have been the perfect day to sit down under a cherry tree and drink sake. But those days were over, Yuki was dead and his father was now a stranger to him.

"Keisuke, relax you're thinking too much for your own good you know." Megumi told him to try and cheer him up

"Yeah, it's not like Megumi offered to cook for you after this" Shigure added

Megumi's hands balled into fists and said "You!!! You're so lucky that you're injured because if not you would be flying up in the sky by now"

Shigure snickered and said "You're acting like my mother, how old are you 32, 39, 41…" he moved closer to her and said "Or would you rather give me some fresh milk" as he pointed to her ample breasts

"You son of a bitch!!!" Megumi screamed as she launched a fierce attack on Shigure

            Keisuke laughed for the first time in hours, he felt like a big burden was lifted off his shoulders. But the feeling was short lived as a soldier approached him and informed him that a large group of lesser and normal demons were coming towards them. The clan fell silent and started to prepare for battle. Shigure and Megumi stopped arguing and checked their weapons for any damage.

"Here they come" Keisuke whispered under his breath

            Almost immediately demons came rushing at them from all sides. The first wave was dispatched quickly, but the second wave came in greater numbers and the clan broke off for individual combat. Things seemed to be looking up half an hour later, but suddenly the third wave came and massacred huge numbers of soldiers before finally being overwhelmed several hours later. The demon's attack groups were all in a hasty retreat and the clan was too badly hurt to go after them. The losses were mind-boggling, luckily Shigure and Megumi escaped the fate of many others.

"So how are the two of you?" Keisuke asked as he sat down next to them

"Not that bad, the herbs finally closed my wounds" Shigure replied

"It's still painful but it's tolerable at the least" Megumi said as she took out 3 of her kunai, sighed and said "Didn't even get to use these"

            The battle was finally over and the survivors breathed a sigh of relief. They rested there to tend to the wounded and to bury the dead. Keisuke, Shigure and Megumi on the other hand were still alert and ready for combat. They knew the demons wouldn't stop attacking until all enemies were dead or they had suffered total defeat. And in addition to that they hadn't fought against greater or humanoid demons, yet.

                                                                                      Meanwhile

            Tsuruko was silently meditating in her father's house as she tried to forget about the battle that was taking place a short distance from where she was. She couldn't concentrate so seeing that it was useless she stepped out to get some fresh air. There she saw her father drinking sake under a cherry tree.

"Tsuruko, pack all your belongings and Motoko's as well" her father told her

"Why?"

"We're leaving for Tokyo today"

"But what about the clan, what about Keisuke!"

 "They're all dead, I made sure of that"

Her hands tightened around her katana and she said "What!!! H…how could you…"

"Did you honestly think they could take on legions of greater demons, they could hardly take down one" he told her as he laughed with no remorse but with amusement.

"But your own son…"

"I never liked him anyway. I only kept you alive so someone could carry my belongings down the mountain"

She pulled out her sword and charged towards her father. But he pulled a gun out of his coat, pointed it at her and said "Don't even think about taking another step closer or maybe you would want another hole in that already empty head of yours, the age of the samurai ended more than 400 years ago this is the future"

"Y…you wouldn't…"

"I didn't hesitate to kill Keisuke, I wouldn't care any less if you would die here right now" he pulled the trigger and blood splattered everywhere, she clasped her bleeding hand. He walked closer pulled her up by the hair and said "Do what I say or die!" and she nodded, partly because of fear and partly because she needed to protect Motoko.

            A few hours later they were walking on the path down the mountain. While she was still packing her things her father walked in and pointed a gun at her. Her mother protected her by stepping in between her and the bullet. The herbs that erase memories were working and Motoko didn't even have any idea about the situation, and she intended to keep it that way.

                                                                             Back at the battlefield

            Keisuke and the others had become restless, they could hardly sit around and wait for the enemy's next attack. Yet the others didn't seem to notice, they had already started to party. Keisuke had taken one glance at the forest then suddenly all the partying seemed to have stopped, he couldn't hear anything behind him. He turned to see that their prediction was correct and the enemy had already surrounded them. All the others were already dead other than him, Megumi and Shigure.

"I was sort of hoping we were wrong" Megumi told them as she backed away from the advancing horde "At least I'll be able to use those 3"

"It's no use now right" Keisuke replied

"We were barely able to kill the last one, do you think we'll be able to take these guys" Shigure added

"Maybe not, but we should bring down all we can right" Keisuke told them both

"I guess…" Megumi replied

"Anyway, let's go!!!" Keisuke told them as they charged towards the approaching horde

            Megumi threw her the last of her kunai at them, all of them hit the eyes of the demons and pierced the brain underneath killing all of the 3 she hit. Shigure unleashed a fierce attack on them, he ran towards them ducking the claws and slashing whatever he could hit, he succeeded and 7 demons went down. Keisuke unsheathed his second sword and performed a deadly dance of death, all demons around him were cut to pieces.

            Keisuke noticed the difference between the greater demons and the humanoid ones. The greater demons boasted to greatest strength among demons but were frighteningly quick as well, although slower than the normal demons they could also use their powers to the fullest. But the humanoid demons were deadlier, skilled in the use of weapons and demon powers they were some of the most feared units on the battlefield. They were also the spies utilized by the demons. Ever since the incident with Yuki the greater demons were a lot easier to kill because of the hatred he had for them.

            His trail of thought ended when he saw the demons retreat and one greater demon replaced them all. Shigure and Megumi saw this as an opportunity to attack and were caught off guard when it released a beam of blue energy from its palm that went through their abdomens. They both fell on the ground and using their last reserves of energy they managed to hold hands before they died. Keisuke was speechless, his mind seemed to stop functioning and he unconsciously jumped in the air and dug his fingers into the demon's back.

            He noticed his fingers weren't fingers anymore but claws. He slashed the demon to tiny bits and pieces but still he wasn't satisfied. He hunted down the retreating demons, he thirsted to see blood, to feel it, to taste it… After the carnage was over he kneeled on the forest floor, he concentrated and his fingers were fingers again. He remembered accidentally swallowing some of Yuki's blood and not resisting the corruption of the small amount of demon blood with it. He had become part demon.

            He walked back to camp carrying Shigure and Megumi's lifeless bodies on each shoulder. The camp was totally deserted but he didn't care. He buried Shigure and Megumi beside Yuki's grave. After a few hours he opened the door to Tsuruko's room and gasped at the sight. His mother was on the floor bleeding to death and none of Tsuruko's or Motoko's things were left.

She smiled and said "Keisuke… I'm so glad you're alive"

He knelt down beside her and said "Okaa-sama! Who did this to you?"

"It was your father, he's gone mad. He killed off the entire clan to gain freedom, Tsuruko is trying to protect Motoko from him but I don't think she can take him." She managed to tell him before she died.

            Tears slid down Keisuke's cheek, the clan he had tried to protect was gone. After he had buried his mother, he left to hunt down his father. One way or another his father's life will be cut short, he swore on Megumi, Shigure, Yuki and his mother's graves. He wandered for months to find him, but when he did he found out that he was already dead. Tsuruko had also informed him that she had sent Motoko to Hinata-sou.

                                                                              Back at Hinata-sou

             Keisuke stopped talking and took a glance outside. Kitsune knew it was because he remembered what never should have been. She tried to comfort him, and she succeeded in calming him down. He had her face cupped in his hands, he leaned and kissed her full on the mouth. She responded with a moan of pleasure and wrapped her arms around him. What happened next, only the shadows will know…

                                          Author's Notes (just like the last time):

Haitani: Yaay!!! It's finally finished!!!

Naru: Hey perv, Why are there random Full Metal Panic characters appearing around here anyway?

Haitani: Well it's because…uhhh…well um…

Mao: Hey! Haitani, we have to go now, thanks for all the help

Haitani: (Thank God!)Anytime Mao, so where's my AS mech?

Mao: The papers were too hard to fill out so we left in the Excel Saga universe, see you soon. Leaves

Haitani: Naru, I have to go now. See you later. runs away

Naru: What! You haven't even answered me yet!

Haitani: I got away at last… Keisuke must be looking for me after I made Yuki call him a dirty pervert.

Keisuke: Appearing behind HaitaniDIRTY PERVERT!!! Why you!!!

Haitani: runs away again Wahhhhh!!!

At the Excel Saga universe

Gaul: We meet again Haitani, you can't escape me now! uses chain cannon to blow Haitani to kingdom come

Haitani: floating around in space

Iz-chan: Haitani, Haitani! Wake up! scene changes to Across HQ

Haitani, Excel and Hyatt: Hail Ilparatzo!!!

Ilparatzo: The world is becoming rotten!!! But before we proceed with our plans, you! Haitani can you fix this thing hands over the game from ep.4

Haitani: Sure, heheheheh. (Maybe he wants some nudity in it too)

                                                                                  The real notes:

            Yay! New chapter! Long one too, anyway it's not likely it'll be this long in the next chapters though. This is also the only one with very few LH characters but it's Keisuke. Hopefully more swords, fighting and romance in the next chapters. So watch out for the next chapter that will most likely be named The training starts, now!