Disclaimer: Yeah…I still don't own Tekken….or LOTR…..*sigh*
A/N:
Moving In Ch.6: Fangirls and Orcs.
Jin walked to Christie's door, hoping nothing bad would happen. Before he could even knock, Christie opened the door.
"Heya Jin!" she said excitedly.
"Umm….hey Christie…." he said.
"Well come on in!"
"Is Xiaoyu here?"
Christie got shifty eyes. "Um…..no…..no she's not," she suddenly went back from strange to giddy. "come on in!"
Jin slowly backed away from her. "I….think I'll pass."
Christie went into scary mode. "NO! YOU COME INSIDE NOW!"
Jin, getting frightened, pointed to the sky. "OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT THING?!" he yelled.
Christie looked at the sky. "What? Where is it? Jin?" when she turned back to the doorway, Jin was gone. "GET BACK HERE!" She then ran off to find Jin, Xiaoyu and other screaming fan girls behind her.
As Kazuya crossed the street, he saw Jin running away from fan girls at a high speed. He shook his head. "Jin, you have way to many stalkers…." he said as Jin ran into him. Kazuya helped up his son when he noticed the fan girls.
"HEY LOOK! IT'S KAZUYA AND JIN!" the fan girls yelled in unison as they ran towards them.
Kazuya and Jin blinked. "…..AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" They ran as fast as they could. In the back round, they could here the screaming girls.
"Jin! What do we do now?"
Jin looked back at the screaming girls. "RUN FASTER!"
"I could of thought of that…."
They then hid in phone booths, put on fake beards, held newspapers in front of their faces, and anything else they could think of.
Xiaoyu came around a corner and tackled Jin.
"MWAHAHA! Finally I have you in my clutches Jin-Jin!" she said, grinning widely.
"Don't call me that." Jin replied.
"I think I shall."
Jin thought of what he should do, realized he was screwed, and was probably going to be, when Kazuya picked up Xiaoyu by her hair, and put her in the dumpster.
"YOU WILL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS MISHIMA!" she yelled as she was dropped in.
"Yeah, yeah." Kazuya replied as he helped up his son.
"Gee, thanks dad." Jin replied.
"Shut up and run boy!" Kazuya yelled. As they ran, Jin looked up at the sky. "Lord Nazgul?"
"What?"
"Help us! Please!"
"How?"
"I don't care how, just help."
"Hmmm…..alright, but just for once." Came the author's reply as he typed into his keyboard. Suddenly, a large pack of Uruk-Hai from LOTR appeared out of nowhere and started slaughtering the fan girls.
"…." Jin and Kazuya blinked. Kazuya looked up at the sky. "LN, what will happen when they're done slaughtering?"
The author smirked. "Probably come after you."
"Shit….LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!" Kazuya yelled as he ran off.
Meanwhile, the Uruk-Hai looked up from their slaughter. "Hey, humans. LET'S GET 'EM!" The Uruks then ran after them.
A/N: Sweet! I'm doing good! Remember, Ch.7 shall come.
