Disclaimer: I'm getting sick of posting the disclaimer….we all know I DON'T OWN TEKKEN! Or Lord of the Rings.

Ch.7: The middle of the road and the coast of Japan.

Kazuya and Jin were now running from the hideous Uruk-Hai I had released upon them. As Jin ran, he spoke to his father. "Dad?"

"Yes?"

"Do you think we'll make it out of this alive?"

Kazuya looked back at the Uruks. "Hmm…..If we're lucky, they'll find something else to kill and we can get away, not dead, but maimed."

"……that doesn't help my conf--WAIT!" Jin said as an idea sparked in his head.

"What?"

"Xiaoyu!"

"What about her?"

"We can use her to distract the Uruk-Hai! She'll do anything to protect me!"

"Wow, that's really evil……you ARE my son!" Kazuya said, a grin spreading across his face.

"….yes…..yes I am. Anyways, I'll distract the Uruk-Hai, you get Xiaoyu."

"Okay then." Kazuya then ran off to the dumpster that he threw Xiaoyu in. 'I just hope she's still in there' he thought as he ran off. When he reached the dumpster, he opened it and lo and behold, there she was, sitting in a pile of garbage. Kazuya started cracking up almost immediately.

"What's so funny?" Xiaoyu asked, looking hurt.

"You're in a pile of garbage, that's what's funny. But I don't have time for this, come on!" Kazuya grabbed her by her jacket collar and ran as fast as he could back to where Jin last was. When he noticed Jin running from the Uruks, he ran alongside his son. "Okay, I got her. Now what?"

Jin grabbed Xiaoyu and held onto her as he ran. "Xiao, can you do me a favor?"

Xiaoyu's eyes gleamed. "Yes Jin-Jin?"

"Go run into the middle of the street and yell "I am a human, come and slaughter me" as loud as you can, okay?"

Xiaoyu blinked. "Jin-Jin, I'm not that stupid."

"Damn. Well then, see ya!" Jin dropped her in the middle of the road and ran off as fast as he could.

"Xiaoyu blinked again, then called out after him. "WHY JIN-JIN?! WHY?!"

Jin and Kazuya ran inside their house, shut the door and locked it, then slumped to the floor.

"Damn," Kazuya said, "that was close."

Jun walked in to the living to find Kazuya and Jin sitting against the door. "Honey? Jinny? What's wrong? What happened?"

Kazuya and Jin exchanged glances, then Jin spoke up. "When I went to Christie's house to see if I could stay, I was chased by fan girls. Then I ran into dad, we ran, Xiaoyu almost raped me, I asked Lord Nazgul for help, he sent Uruk-Hai to kill the fan girls, the Uruk-Hai chased us, we put Xiaoyu in the middle of the road, and that's what just happened."

"……………..so I'm assuming that you haven't found a place to stay."

"…no."

"Well, we'll go out for dinner tonight then." After Jun said this, she walked into the kitchen where there was an Uruk-Hai raiding the fridge. "…………."

Meanwhile, Lee was driving home from his job. When he got back to his home, he saw Uruk-Hai all around the house. "…Lord Nazgul, did you do this?"

"Yup. I sure did that thing."

"Can you get rid of them?"

"Hmm….no."

"WHY THE HELL NOT?"

This got the Uruk-Hai's attention.

"Heh heh, not so smart now are ya mister 'I'm gonna question the author's authority'."

"…um……shit." Lee then drove away as fast as he could. Back in the house, Jun slowly backed away from the Uruk-Hai raiding the fridge. The Uruk looked up, noticing her, and roared in her face.

"DON'T SPIT IN MY FACE ASSHOLE!" she yelled as she began to beat the shit out of the Uruk-Hai.

Kazuya went into the kitchen to see what all the commotion was about, and when he went into the kitchen, he saw a dead Uruk-Hai, with a butcher knife in its back, and Jun, looking very pleased with herself.

"………..wow…….." Kazuya said. "Did you do that Jun?"

She nodded and left the room, giving Kazuya a peck on the cheek as she left. Kazuya looked, shocked, at the body of the Uruk-Hai. He smirked and left the kitchen.

"Dad?" Jin asked as Kazuya made his way back into the living room.

"Yes?" His father replied.

"Did…did you notice that this ENTIRE chapter has had nothing to do with me staying at someone's house?"

"Yes, but the important part is that the Uruk-Hai are gone, and Lee has apparently driven to the coast of Japan."

"He did?"

"Yup, and the Uruk-Hai followed him too."

"Well, I suppose I should go look for a house to stay at now." With that, Jin left to go find a home to stay at, wondering what happened to his uncle.

A/N: Well guys, I had writers block for a week or two, sorry for not updating….REVIEW MORE!