I knew it. I KNEW you would be curious. This is actually a pretty short chapter, and I don't know if I'm continuing it or not. But if I do, it's gonna be FUNNY. So you might want to hide for a while. ^. ^   And, as always, tell me what you think. Remember, 10 reviews and I'll consider furthering my strange little world. Now, onto TBCODBS!

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            Konichiwa, minna-san.

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            Bonjour, tout le monde.

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            Greetings, Earthlings.

            Ah much better. I see that you insignificant beings are now doing more than scratching the heads that encase your puny little minds. Yes, I can see you. I see all. I know all. I am Gvxpkjldfadiqyoz. Or you may address me as Toma-sama. I will not tolerate that despicable name bestowed upon me by the evils of Funimation. Scratch. What horrible demise were they planning for my dignity when that was broadcast all over the North American world? The shame my people will suffer...

            No longer! I have lived in the shadows for years, my only minion the sole being aware of my intense genius. Not one of those brawn-over-brain idiots knows that *I* was the one to create these spacepods. I created them almost 6,000 years ago, when that fool, the "all-powerful" Frieza was less than a hatchling. And this transport has told them countless times of my superior intelligence. On my planet, this form reigns supreme. Here I am looked on as an animal, a creature without thought or feeling. I will prove them all wrong. They will all bow down before my awesome power!

            Curse this body of mine. Here amongst such stupidity, I can do nothing but watch. I have not yet completely infiltrated the "genius" mind of one Dr. Briefs. I do not yet control his speech centers, or even his manner of dress. But he is my loyal and worthy slave, and someday I shall exalt him above all others. The day I rule this world will be the day he is recognized for his blind devotion and simple idiocy. And yet he will sit by my side in comfort and I will give him hours worth of entertainment, allowing him to watch those who scorned him stumble and fall into hell.

            "Here kitty, kitty, kitty!" That mate of his... She will force me out one day. I look forward to it. Revenge will be mine then, once I am away from her mindless insanity and superior brainwashing skills. However, I obediently allow her to shove that gods-awful lump down my throat. Revenge...

            "Look at this!" That woman squeaks as my minion holds up a squat quadruped, roundish in shape with a face uglier than that of the yellow-haired one. He places it on his other shoulder, a stupidly boyish expression contaminating his features.

            "I've always wanted a frog."

            The frog looked at me. And smirked.

Yes, TBCONBS stands for The Black Cat ON Dr. Brief's Shoulder. And I wasn't kidding when I said this fic was about the most ignored character in the entire series. Should I continue? Gotta review for me. ^. ^

AN: Yes, I'm also aware that 'minna-san' and 'tout le monde' mean 'everyone' instead of Earthlings. I couldn't find that particular word in either of my dictionaries. You'll live.