Disclaimer: *sigh* I……don't…….own……..TEKKEN!

Ch.9: Assassination and futile attempts

Jin walked to Nina's house, he decided he needed the exercise. He knocked on her door, when she answered it, she was in an Assassin outfit. "Ah Jin," she said "just who I needed to see."

This made Jin a little nervous. "Why is that?"

"I got a contract to assassinate you so--"

"HEY LOOK! AN ALIEN!" Jin then ran as fast as he could.

Nina turned around. "That thing better not have gotten out of my pantry or…..SHIT! HE'S GETTING AWAY! GET BACK HERE ASSHOLE!"

Nina chased Jin for 3 hours, shooting at him occasionally. When then, lo and behold, there was Lei.

"Fweese!" He yelled.

Nina shot him and turned back to Jin, realizing he wasn't there. She then dropped to her knees. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Jin ran to his room, shut the blinds of his window, then closed and locked the door. When he turned around, there, laying on his bed, was Xiaoyu. Before he could scream Xiaoyu covered his mouth.

"Ya know, Hwoarang will do anything if it involves hurting you." She said. "Even tying up your parents and throwing them in a closet." She grinned evilly. Jin punched her in the face.

"OWEE! Why'd you do that Jin-Jin?!" Xiaoyu said, pouting.

"Because I hate you." Jin grabbed her by the shirt collar, and threw her out of his window. He then made his way to the closet to untie his parents. When he opened the closet door, instead of finding his tied up parents, he found them untied, and making out. Jin blinked, closed the closet door, and walked back into his room. 'Well,' he thought, 'guess I'll try Eddy.'

Jin walked to Eddy's house. 'OH SHIT!' he thought. 'CHRISTIE IS IN LOVE WITH EDDY! Or Ed-dy as she puts it….heh heh…..WAIT A MINUTE, THAT MEANS THAT CHRISTIE COULD BE HERE! Oh wait, she's dead…..'

Jin knocked, and Eddy answered. When he opened the door, Eddy spoke. "Say Jin, have you seen Christie?" Jin remembered the massacre of the fan girls.

"……….um….have you checked the pile of dead bodies on the street?"

"Why would I do that?"

"Oh….no reason." Jin walked inside Eddy's house. "Say, Eddy?"

"What?"

"I've got a question."

"What?"

"Can I stay here during college?"

"Well, Tiger's kinda staying here--"

"GODDAMMIT!"

"ANYWAY, if you kill him then you can stay."

"Really? Okay. I'll be here tomorrow!" Jin said happily, walking off.

The next day, Jin walked to Eddy's house. Eddy invited him in, and took him to the backyard. Tiger stood in the backyard, awaiting Jin's arrival. "I've been waiting for you." Tiger said in a Darth Vaderish voice. "Now prepare to die."

"OH YEAH?!"

"YEAH!"

"OH YEAH?!!"

"YOU DIE!"

"NO!"

Jin pulled out a gun and shot Tiger. "There, can I stay now?"

Eddy thought for a minute. "I guess."

Tiger started to move. "Tiger thinks…that since he is Eddy's alter ego, Eddy is going to die too--" Tiger fell to the ground dead.

Eddy stared. "0_0.…..JIN!"

"Um…..RUN AWAY!" Jin ran as fast as he could.

Jin ran into his house, ran to his room, and shut the door. When he looked up, Nina was sitting on his bed. "Oh…..crap."

Nina stood. "Did you think you could get away from me that easily Jin?" She asked.

"Um………no?"

"RIGHT ANSWER!"

Then, Anna stuck her head in the window. "There he is!" She yelled.

"Back off! This one's mine!"

"NO WAY!"

"YES WAY!" Nina leaped at Anna, also leaping out of the window, fighting Anna all the way.

"Wow…that was easy." Jin said. "Well, I guess I'd better head to King's house." He thought.

Jin ran outside the door, not noticing his parents were still in the closet.

A/N: REVIEW NOW! Chapter 10 shall come!