Hey look! A somewhat long chapter!!

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Back at the crazy lady's house, she had just pushed the last button on the machine and sat down in wait. Not really expecting anything to happen, she risked getting her bong out and smoked up in the kitchen. She started singing and giggling and whatnot. The bong's magical powers made her not care about the voices that would answer back. Here's a sample of what she was speaking:

"Can embrace it! Hahaha. OOOHHHH RANG ON TO AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Doot dooot pshAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Fuck I crack hahahaha!! CRACK! I crack myself up. Sensation WASHES OVER ME!! Holllldddinnngg onnnnn....Ahhhhhh..."

Then she stopped making any noise all of a sudden and made this face O_#.

"I CAN SHING IF I WANT!! FUCK UP YOU SHUT FACE!"

Then the insane one stomped off to her invention room with her fists in her ears, as they could not stop the noise that was coming from her brain.

Upon entering the room, she was very surprised to find that a tiny boy with spiky, black hair and a black trenchcoat (She wanted the coat A LOT) and a blue t-shirt and yeah you get it. Well anyways, he was lying on the floor with this look on his face: O_O!! The crick (insane one) took one look at him and his pointy hair and BUSTED OUT LAUGHING!! Not at him, though, cuz that'd be mean. She's high, you know (I'm not, just to let you know). (Whooo..mood swing.the wrong way..) After a few minutes of Dib's silence and the crick's laughter, Dib sat up and was like,

"Why (the fuck) am I here? Are YOU AN ALIEN??"

That only made the psycho laugh harder, until she ran out of air and had to pound on her chest to get her breathing going again. It took a minute or so, but the crazy chick finally responded to the bewildered child.

"No no darlin', I'm no alien. You're here cuz I brought you here. Want a beer?"

Dib thought about it for a second, then declined. Again, Dib talked.

"How did I get here? Where is this place? What's wrong with you? Can I have a soda instead?"

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MUCH more to come, if I ever get around to it. See, ya have ta be in the right mood to write masterpieces such as this, and I'm not right now. Oh well.