The chick only had a moment to help the kid up before ANOTHER kid just
popped up in her house. Only, the kid wasn't a REAL kid. He was a green,
earless, noseless thing that only mildly resembled a kid. And he was
accompanied by an even LESS kid-like thing.
"WHAT THE FLIPS'S GOIN' ON??"
After a moment of alcohol-ridden thinking, (Let's give the chick a name, cuz the author is sick of thinking up female pronouns) Midge (DAMN that's an ugly name) figured that the green kid was not a kid, but an alien, and that his friend was a little robot. It was easy to figure out, because this is REAL LIFE, not a cartoon.
Zim sat up in response to Midge's bellow, and everyone just stared at each other for a moment. Midge finally stomped over to Zim and yanked his chin up so he was looking her in the face.
"Listen, little alien dude, you weren't s'posed to get that letter. Now, what? Your leaders gonna come and get ya and blow the planet up cuz I took ya?"
Midge let Zim's chin go and turned around to think. Zim, in turn, fumbled over the right words that would make his captor realize that he was not an alien, but he gave up when he spotted Dib.
"DIB-MONKEY!! This is all YOUR fault, isn't it??"
Dib woke from his daze and snarled back, "NO, you jerk! Weren't you listening?? That lady just SAID it was HER fault. JEESE you're stupid!"
Because of the confused anger that was circulating the room, Dib and Zim tackled each other and, you know, started fighting (I dunno.).
In the meanwhile, GIR was still lying on the floor. Midge turned around and laughed out loud at the two li'l fighting things. Her laugh entranced GIR. He'd never heard anything so happy in his tiny little life (Though you'd never know how long it was the way Mr. Vasquez keeps track of time in his cartoon)! He dazedly skipped over to her and launched himself at her in a hug. Little tears of happiness gathered in his stainless-steel eyes and he whispered, "I love you," into her ear.
Unfortunately, Midge was having a case of the delayed-reactionies, and therefore was thrown off-balance by the 'sudden' appearance of a robot on her chest. She shrieked and giggled and fell on her arse. Then she whispered back at him, "Let's leave these two alone," and took GIR to get a drink, not even caring that he was a robot.
(A.N: As much fun as I am having writing this story, it doesn't appear to be going anywhere. Let's see what happens in the next chapter, eh?)
"WHAT THE FLIPS'S GOIN' ON??"
After a moment of alcohol-ridden thinking, (Let's give the chick a name, cuz the author is sick of thinking up female pronouns) Midge (DAMN that's an ugly name) figured that the green kid was not a kid, but an alien, and that his friend was a little robot. It was easy to figure out, because this is REAL LIFE, not a cartoon.
Zim sat up in response to Midge's bellow, and everyone just stared at each other for a moment. Midge finally stomped over to Zim and yanked his chin up so he was looking her in the face.
"Listen, little alien dude, you weren't s'posed to get that letter. Now, what? Your leaders gonna come and get ya and blow the planet up cuz I took ya?"
Midge let Zim's chin go and turned around to think. Zim, in turn, fumbled over the right words that would make his captor realize that he was not an alien, but he gave up when he spotted Dib.
"DIB-MONKEY!! This is all YOUR fault, isn't it??"
Dib woke from his daze and snarled back, "NO, you jerk! Weren't you listening?? That lady just SAID it was HER fault. JEESE you're stupid!"
Because of the confused anger that was circulating the room, Dib and Zim tackled each other and, you know, started fighting (I dunno.).
In the meanwhile, GIR was still lying on the floor. Midge turned around and laughed out loud at the two li'l fighting things. Her laugh entranced GIR. He'd never heard anything so happy in his tiny little life (Though you'd never know how long it was the way Mr. Vasquez keeps track of time in his cartoon)! He dazedly skipped over to her and launched himself at her in a hug. Little tears of happiness gathered in his stainless-steel eyes and he whispered, "I love you," into her ear.
Unfortunately, Midge was having a case of the delayed-reactionies, and therefore was thrown off-balance by the 'sudden' appearance of a robot on her chest. She shrieked and giggled and fell on her arse. Then she whispered back at him, "Let's leave these two alone," and took GIR to get a drink, not even caring that he was a robot.
(A.N: As much fun as I am having writing this story, it doesn't appear to be going anywhere. Let's see what happens in the next chapter, eh?)
